{"sf1_id":512226,"sf2_id":"znJRaMkn","title":"The Legend of the Wark (full story)","author":"FlurryOfFurry","words":166,"posted_at":"2013-03-11T08:31:00.000Z","tags":["M/M","Male","Olde","Shark","Wark","Wolf","flurry","furry"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/512226-the-legend-of-the-wark-full-story","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/znJRaMkn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/82/75/8275cb41-046f-4ff4-b78c-3d9a878c4910","description":"\"LEGEND OF THE WARK\" is a part of A FLURRY OF FURRY volume 1 along with NINE other tales of nonsense, humor, m/m erotica, sci-fi, poetry, kink and more!Download the ebook at the SmashWords store!Download the book on iTunes!Download the ebook at Barnes and Noble's Nookstore!Download the ebook at the Kobo store!\nWatch out for our journals, and follow us on Twitter for a chance to win a free copy of the ebook!","content":"_(written in the ancient language)_  \n  \nWan daye theer waws a shark and a woulfe.\u0026nbsp; Upon theyr dynner tayble there rested a rocke.\u0026nbsp; Thee rocke was to be theyr meale.\u0026nbsp; Thee shark spitteth roars at thee woulfe, for he hungereth verily.\u0026nbsp; Thee woulfe snapped his teethe and jawes at thee shark, for he hungereth verily.  \n  \nEach daye thys occurred.\u0026nbsp; Upon thee wan-hundredth-and-forty-seventh daye, the woulfe sayeth, \"NO MOURE!\" and bit thee shark.  \n  \nThee shark, having his face inside of thee woulfe, sayeth, \"AWAAAAAAAA!\"  \n  \nThee woulfe founde thys to be of humour and guffawed.\u0026nbsp; He laughed so hardily that he pyssed himself.\u0026nbsp; Thee point where thee pyss and thee grounde met became fertilyzed and grewe roots.  \n  \nFYVE-HUNDREDTH-MYLLION-YEARSE LATER...  \n  \nThe pi$$ $eeped into the groundwater and, amid$t that, began to $prout up a great bean$talk.\u0026nbsp; The bean$talk had upon it a great pod.\u0026nbsp; Nine-hundred-thousand years later, a wark came out and ate everyone on the world.  \n  \nAnd they all lived happily ever after.\u0026nbsp; In the belly of the wark.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}