{"sf1_id":521816,"sf2_id":null,"title":"The Kinky Khajiit Maid","author":"Bennu","words":295,"posted_at":"2013-04-02T22:46:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","Elder Scrolls","Female","Humor","Khajiit","M/F","Male","Parody","Straight","risque"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/521816-the-kinky-khajiit-maid","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/521816","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=521816\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"#6 of Iconoclast: an Elder Scrolls series\n\nSo you know this right- http://www.imperial-library.info/content/lusty-argonian-maid\nThis title occurred to me while I was writing some stuff... in a conversation he suggests she get a maid outfit and she says \"Oh, the Kinky Khajiit Maid, hmm?\"\nThis is sort of a parody, hence the blatantly ridiculous names :P\nIf you played Morrowind and actually met Crassius Curio, and had to get naked for him, you'll understand why, haha.","content":"The Kinky Khajiit Maid\n\nby Pervius Weirdo\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAct III, Scene II  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nOh good sirrr! I am afrrraid to handle your staff of fire- it is so larrrge and heavy!  \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nDo not fret my sweet, it will not hurt you if you handle it gently.  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nAlas, I do not have anything to polish it with!  \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nYou could find something in you inner chamber, dumpling.   \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nOh! You shouldn't go in my inner chamber! That is my prrrivate place!  \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nNo need to be shy, you have been cleaning mine for years, and know every crevice in it.  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nBut the mistress forbade you to enter without her permission!  \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nYes, but this is my house, and I shall inspect everything within it!  \n  \n  \nEND OF ACT III, SCENE II  \n  \n  \nAct III, Scene IV  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nAh! I have so much wetness that my fingerrrs are slipperrry!  \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nThen you had better start rubbing on my wand, dear!  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nOh, but I could clean it better if it were in my chamber instead of waggling around- it is so large though!\n\n\u0026nbsp;Prodigius Wango  \nI will find a way to fit it in the door!  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nHere, let me move my legs out of the way- I am a master of acrobatics as well as cleaning.  \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nIndeed! I have not seen someone so easily place her ankles behind her ears!   \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nRawrrrr! Get it in quick, while my chamber is still warrrm!   \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nAs you wish, but I can only go one inch at a time- it is a tight squeeze!  \n  \nLicks-Her-Crotch  \nOh! It is such hard wood!   \n  \nProdigius Wango  \nThere! It fits perfectly. Now for the arduous task of scrubbing...  \n  \n  \nEND OF ACT II, SCENE IV  \n  \n\n"}