{"sf1_id":524249,"sf2_id":"k1V3XRQe","title":"Equestria Connection 1.0","author":"RDK","words":1799,"posted_at":"2013-04-09T02:28:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","Fanfiction","Female","Humor","Male","My Little Pony","Parody"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/524249-equestria-connection-1-0","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/k1V3XRQe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ed/5b/ed5b6085-f794-4517-8ad1-44e56090c7e7","description":"#1 of Stories\n\nWhat if Equestria had an Internet Connection and ponies could use IM like Skype and such?","content":"EQUESTRIA CONNECTION CHAT\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nPART 1: CHANNEL #ELEMENTSANDFRIENDSONLY\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nBy\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nRedDragonKan\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n?\n\nRECORDED CHAT SESSION WEDNESDAY 21ST 8:30 AM...\n\n?\n\nFaithfulStudent logged on\n\nApplebuckingpony: Hey Twi! :)\n\nFaithfulStudent: Heya AJ! How's the Apple clan doing this morning?\n\nApplebuckingpony: We're just fine and dandy, thanks. How are things at the library?\n\nFaithfulSudent: Treebrary.\n\nApplebuckingpony: What?\n\nFaithfulStudent: I dubbed it the Treebrary. Because you know, its a Library AND a tree. Pretty ingenius of me isn't it?\n\nApplebuckingpony: Uh...yeah. \\\u003e\\_\\\u003e\n\nFaithfulStudent: What?\n\nApplebuckingpony: Nothing. Hey since I ain't doing anything this morning thanks for Big Mac taking care of apple bucking, you wanna come by and share GrannySmith's homemade apple pie? Or are you busy with those books of yours?\n\nFaithfulStudent: Actually yes. I am making a research on the probability of coincedence and the possibility of luck on bystandard situations.\n\nApplebuckingpony: I am sorry...what the hay you just typed?\n\nRainboommaker logged on\n\nRainboommaker: Hey mares!\n\nFaithfulStudent: Basically I am studying to see if things happen for a reason as they say, or if they happen because of a shift in reality nopony has known just yet. Is that better?\n\nRainboommaker: ???\n\nApplebuckingpony: Hey Rainbow. Twi is just explaining about her latest research.\n\nRainboommaker: Oh. Did I just wasted sleep in the morning to read this?\n\nFaithfulStudent: Hello Rainbow Dash. No, what you are reading is not a waste of sleep. It's science. Now if you both allow me to explain...\n\nApplebuckingpony: Oops! I gotta go, I hear Granny calling for that pie she just made. Later!\n\nRainboommaker requested private session with Applebuckingpony\n\nApplebuckingpony logged off\n\nApplebuckingpony refused the request. reason: logged off\n\nRainboommaker: ...\n\nFaithfulStudent: May I continue now?\n\nRainboommaker: Yes. You may.\n\nFaithfulStudent: So like I was typing. Have you ever wonder why things happen for no reason?\n\nRainboommaker: Many times to recall them at this point.\n\nRaritysromeo logged on\n\nRaritysromeo: Hey its me, Spike.\n\nFaithfulStudent: Yes Spike you made it very obvious by your choice of a new log in name. What happened to the last one?\n\nRaritysromeo: The handle Purplemadness was already taken and the user complained to the Mod about it threatening me to get the banhammer.\n\nFaithfulStudent: Silly Spike, I doubt Cheerilee would do such a thing just for using handle that was already somepony else's\n\nRaritysromeo: Well, the thing is. That's VioletMeadow's handle.\n\nFaithfulStudent: Cheerilee's sister? Really? But that still wouldn't force her to ban you though.\n\nRaritysromeo: Well there's the thing that I've been making trouble as that handle and they all thought it was her.\n\nRainbooommaker: Like what?\n\nRaritysromeo: Not telling.\n\nFaithfulStudent: Spike. Out with it.\n\nRaritysromeo: No! I don't want to type something that somepony may be watching without being logged on!\n\nRainboommaker has requested private session with Raritysromeo\n\nRaritysromeo: Fine. Just don't tell anypony.\n\nRaritysromeo accepted Rainboommaker's private session\n\nFaithfulStudent: Sigh, AFK\n\nRainboommaker, Raritysromeo, FaithfulStudent idle for the last 15 minutes\n\nRainboommaker: NO WAY! LMAO!!!! XD\n\nRaritysromeo: Fine laugh all you want. Just PLEASE don't tell anypony...\n\nFashionDiva logged on\n\nRaritysromeo: Especially NOT Rarity\n\nFashionDiva: What about me? Who are you?\n\nRaritysromeo: Aw horseapples!\n\nRaritysromeo changed nickname to Spike ERROR: Spike already in use by another user. Please try again\n\nRainboommaker: LOL this is gonna get GOOD! XD\n\nFaithfulStudent has been idle for 30 minutes\n\nFashionDiva: Spike?\n\nRaritysromeo changed nickname to Spikethedragon\n\nSpikethedragon: Yeah its me...\n\nRainboommaker: \\*goes to get popcorn\\*\n\nSpikethedragon: \\*glares @ RD\\*\n\nFashionDiva: What's this about, Spike? Why \"Raritysromeo\"?\n\nFlutterbee logged on\n\nFlutterbee: Hi everypony! ![icon_biggrin.gif](https://www.sofurryfiles.com/static/icons/icon_biggrin.gif \"Grinning\")\n\nSpikethedragon: Um...now that Fluttershy is here, I think I should tell you privately Rarity.\n\nFashionDiva: Alright.\n\nFlutterbee: Um, what's going on? What's happening?\n\nSpikethedragon has requested private session with FashionDiva\n\nFashionDiva denied Spikethedragon the request (2 tries left)\n\nFashionDiva: Ugh, sorry darling, Opalescence just jumped on the keyboard. Let me try this time.\n\nFashionDiva has requested private session with Spikethedragon\n\nSpikethedragon accepted FashionDiva's request (please close tabs to open a new window)\n\nSpikethedragon: Oops! Better close some stuff...\n\nFlutterbee: What are you watching Spike?\n\nSpikethedragon: Can't talk now, having a convo with Rarity, sorry Flutter.\n\nRainboommaker: Back! Gots plenty of popcorn too. Are you guys fighting? :D\n\nFaithfulStudent has been idle for 1 hour\n\nFlutterbee: Um...sorry Rainbow, but Spike and Rarity are talking in private.\n\nRainboommaker: What? Aw crap. All this good popcorn gonna waste. What about Twilight?\n\nFlutterbee: My screen says she's been away for over an hour.\n\nRainboommaker: Sigh. So what's up Shy? Got a coltfriend finally?\n\nFlutterbee: WHAT? No! Why would I? I mean, it would be nice, but I can't spend time with anypony without leaving my babies at home, especially Angelpoo.\n\nRainboommaker: Great, call a rabbit poo. I was joking, I don't think you would do that anyway. Not saying you can't though, just sayin' you know what am sayin'?\n\nFluterbee: ...\n\nRainboommaker: Ok, ok I'm sorry. What's new?\n\nFashionDiva:SPIKE! HOW COULD YOU?!\n\nSpikethedragon: I'M SORRY! I'M VERY SORRY! REALLY I NEVER MEANT TO!\n\nRainboommaker: Awww yeah, this is popcorn munching worthy \\*noms\\*\n\nFlutterbee: What? What did Spike do?\n\nRainboommaker requested private session with Fluterbee\n\nSpikethedragon: RD DON'T! I swear if you tell her...\n\nFlutterbee accepted Rainboommaker's private session request\n\nSpikethedragon: ...\n\nPinkwonder logged on\n\nPinkwonder: HAAAAAIIII! Hihihihi! \\*waves\\*\n\nFashionDiva: I am sorry Spike but I can't talk to you for a while. :'( In fact I lost the inspiration to be here for the remainder of the morning.\n\nSpikethedragon: Rarity wait! Give me a chance, I swear it will not happen again! Promise!\n\nFashionDiva logged off\n\nSpikehedragon: Do'h!\n\nPinkwonder: What's up Spikey?\n\nSpikethedragon: Nothing Pinkie. I don't wanna talk about it.\n\nFaithfulStudent has been idle for 2 hours\n\nSpikethedragon has requested private session with FashionDiva ERROR FashionDiva dejected request. REASON user is not logged on/user blocked private session requests\n\nSpikethedragon: -\\_- I am logging off.\n\nPinkwonder: Hey Spikey wait! Tell me what's wrong :(\n\nFlutterbee: You're NOT going anywhere Spike! We HAVE to talk! How could you do that to Rarity? I am very dissapointed in you, now get on!\n\nSpikethedragon: -\\_-()\n\nFlutterbee requested private session with Spikethedragon\n\nSpikethedragon: Sigh...\n\nPinkwonder: Huh? o\\_0\n\nSpikethedragon accepted Flutterbee's private session request\n\nRainboommaker: Back! Man the drama here is turning me on!\n\nPinkwonder: Hai RD! What's going on?\n\nRainboommaker: Spike started going around saying stuff about Rarity being his youknowwhat\n\nPinkwonder: What? Reaaaally? I never thought Spikey could be so spicy!\n\nRainboommaker: Yeah, we knew he had a crush on her, but I never expected he would so that! This is so AWESOME!\n\nSpikethedragon: I can still read this screen you know...\n\nRainboommaker: Right! Hey Pink, wanna know the details in private?\n\nSpikethedragon: NOOOO!\n\nPinkwonder requested private session with Rainboommaker\n\nFlutterbee: Spike! We haven't finished!\n\nRainboommaker accepted Pinkwonder's private session request\n\nSpikethedragon: Yes ma'am...\n\nFaithfulStudent has been idle for over 3 hours logging name off\n\nFaithfulStudent logged off (idle time exceded)\n\nBigRed logged on\n\nBigRed: Hey all, just letting you know AJ can't come on chat for the remainder of the day cause she's busy with the farm. That's all.\n\nBigRed logged off\n\nPinkwonder: Holy canopy! I can't believe what you just told me!\n\nRainboommaker: XD Hey wanna go to the SCC? I'm getting in the mood for some rainbow taffy and choco-hegdes\\*\\*\n\nPinkwonder: Silly Dashie, I'm already here! I LIVE here remember?\n\nRainboommaker: Well duh! How did I forget! See ya there!\n\nPinkwonder: Oki Doki Loki!\n\nRainboommaker logged off\n\nPinkwonder logged off\n\nFlutterbee: I hope you learned your lesson, mister.\n\nSpikethedragon: I did...didn't know you could use the stare onscreen...I can't feel my legs\n\nFlutterbee: Awww, well be thankful I didn't use my videocam ^\\_^\n\nSpikethedragon: You sure sound a lot more assertive online.\n\nFlutterbee: I do? Really? ^\\_^\n\nSpikehedragon: Yep!\n\nFlutterbee: Squee~ \\*hugs the cute baby dwaggin\\*\n\nSpikethedragon: Heee! Ok, I GTG now because I got scheduled chores. I hope Rarity forgives me...\n\nFlutterbee: Okay, and don't worry, I'll talk to her and let her know you're really really really really sorry.\n\nSpikethedragon: Thanks! See ya 'Shy.\n\nSpikethedragon logged off\n\nFlutterbee pings for other users in chat. No users active\n\nFlutterbee: Oh well, I was in need to fix that birdhouse anyway.\n\nFlutterbee logged off\n\nFaithfulStudent logged on. User FaithfulStudent is Moderator of private channel #Elementsandfriendsonly\n\nFaithfulStudent pings for users. 1 user found in invisible mode.\n\nFaithfulStudent asked server channel for identity of user. USER SunnyMonarch is revealed. User SunnyMonarch is Head Administrator of server Equestriaconnection. User account is password protected and not avialable for non-administrative users\n\nFaithfulStudent: Princess? You were here the WHOLE time?\n\nSunnyMonarch: Hello my faithful student. Yes I was ^\\_^\n\nFaithfulStudent: Why? I thought you wanted to chat with us today\n\nSunnyMonarch: Oh I did. But I found out to be more entertaining if I were in invisible mode.\n\nFaithfulStudent: For what purpose?\n\nSunnyMonarch changed nick to ForeverTrollestia.User account is password protected and not avialable for non-administrative users\n\nFaithfulStudent: Oh no...\n\nForeverTrollestia: Problem Twi? \\*troll face\\* ^\\_^\n\nFaithfulStudent logged off ERROR user FaithfulStudent is locked and cannot log off ADMINISTRATOR CODE #331\n\nFaithfulStudent: What? What did you do? Why can't I log off?\n\nForeverTrollestia changed nick to MistressMolestia. MistressMolestia is Head Administrator of server Equestriaconnection. User account is password protected and not avialable for non-administrative users\n\nMistressMolestia: Now, now my faithful student. Time to learn a few lessons I've been ITCHING to teach since you became of age \\*cracks whip\\* ^\\_^\n\nFaithfulStudent: Yeah well I can simply turn off the...wait...why can't I move? What the hay is going on?!\n\nMistressMolestia: I am using my magic to restrain where you are! It's good to be an Alicorn ~\\_^\n\nFaithfulStudent: I can just stop typing you know. afagafgasdfdasdasdsad\n\nFaithfulStudent: Wha? My hooves just moved by themselves!\n\nMistressMolestia: Yes Twilight, I am doing that as well. Now be a good filly and play along, we have the rest of the morning before I attend my luncheon.\n\nFaithfulStudent changed nick to FaithfulServant\n\nFaithfulServant: Alright, alright, enough with the manure. I am playing along anyway.\n\nMistressMolestia: (LOL finally, I was running out of godmodding ideas)\n\nFaithfulServant: (Well, I have to make it difficult otherwise it wouldn't work, would it dear teacher? \\*wink\\*)\n\nMistressMolestia: (good, good. I trust our ever vigilant Cheerilee has made a back up of today's events?)\n\n80sRavingTeacher: (Got it all! Also going to make a back up of your little get togehter for the virtual archives as usual \\*giggle\\*)\n\nMistressMolestia: (Alrighty then! On with the show)\n\nMistressMolestia locked channel for private session. Only MistressMolestia FaithfulServant and 80sRavingTeacher may use channel at this point\n\nSpikethedragon requesting access to channel #Elementsandfriendsonly. Request denied. Type Administrator password to join\\_\n\nSpikethedragon: \\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\nERROR password incorrect. User Spikethedragon has 2 more tries before channel signs user off\n\nSpikethedragon has been banned. MESSAGE: Sorry Spike, you can't join right now. Will unban you after our little meeting with the Princess \\\u003c3 MESSAGE BY FaithfulServant\n\nTHE END\n\n?\n\n  \n  \n\n"}