# My life with blaziken chapter 5 Author: MyNamesWASABI Tags: M/F, Relationship, blaziken #5 of My life with blaziken My life with blaziken chapter 5 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_   -Chapter five (bet you didn't know) -got bored so decided to write this -uuuummmmm... Enjoy -this is a sexless chapter, I apologize but it just is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_        "So Blaziken, Patricks out for a while. How about you and me have a bit of fun?" Becky asked. But what they didn't know is that I was actually in my basement workshop, and luckily for me my floors are as far from soundproof as it gets.      "Ziken" Blaziken responded, and I could tell from her tone it was a no, I got screwed over on that one.      "Aaaaawwww, please" Becky begged somewhat similar to the way I did our first time. This exchange repeated enough times to drive me mad but blaziken wasn't caving in (he he, cave... that was cheesy even for me.. fuck you). So I eventually decided to get to work on my projects, mainly trying to make a sword that's the perfect balance of decoration and functionality. My best model so far is a two and a half foot blade with a large ring shape right after the grip that functions as both a cross guard and a cool as fuck decoration.      "What was that sound?" Becky asked, apparently I wasn't being quiet enough.      "I think it's coming from below us" yup, definitely not quiet enough. They explored but luckily I decided to make the entrance to my basement a hidden panel in the wall. I did that mostly because its really cool but also to stop robot ninja monkey assassins...       "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I laughed out loud, officially giving away my position.      "He's here? But I haven't seen him anywhere in the house. Unless he's in the basement." Yup, I'm screwed... again. So having a  secret panel in the wall would help if I didn't have a standard basement door... Perhaps I should fix that.      "Why are you hiding in the basement?" She asked me looking peeved while Blaziken just wondered around looking at my extensive collection of swords.      "I'm working on new designs for different blades and such, it's what I do every Friday" and she didn't pay attention as she also started wandering around picking up different models and examining the back wall that's literally covered in blueprints, I may not seem it but I love swords, scythes, knives and anything sharp.      "I like this blueprint" she said pointing to my latest design (I mentioned it earlier)      "Though the ring should be thicker, this design will greatly weaken the stability of it, plus if it takes a blow it will get sheared clean through" she stunned me with amazing knowledge of swords and tensile strengths of various materials.      "Have I ever told you that I love you?" I swooned, damn man, if I'm this easy just because she shares my love, no my passion, no still not right... My obsession! Then I need some training      "Your so easy" she said to me, woman's reading my mind now "But your not so easy on bed, perhaps you'd like to go there" she said seductively and I would accept but Blaziken started throwing a fit and I needed to get her away from my weapons and blueprints if that was going to happen.      "Blaziken, perhaps you and me should get some rest, Becky can come stay with us, maybe we could even watch a movie with some popcorn?" And she really hopped with joy at that, I am such a smooth talker... I could be a politician, except I don't plan on stealing people's money and lying to the whole country so maybe I shouldn't.      "I hate to interrupt your moment, but I gotta get home and clean things up" man Becky just ruined that.      "Becky wait, maybe you could stay for tonight and tomorrow me and Blaziken will help you clean your house" I told her      "Only if you beg" she told me, almost like I was a puppy, well I am in love with a bitch (HAHAHAHA). Lets skip the begging because its degrading to my character. Long story short, she stayed.      "So what movie should we watch? Perhaps we should watch green Lanturn, or maybe ghost Rhydon?" And man I do enjoy watching Rhydon ride a flaming bicycle and stopping crime.      "Or maybe we could watch clink, the movie about a guy that finds Pokemon that can control reality?"      "I like that one, maybe we could watch Staryu wars, about the Pokemon that can move things with their minds and wield lasers.      "I thought that was Starmie trek?" She said "Did you really just say that? Am I going to have to kill you?" I asked her, very pissed off      "Relax, I was kidding, that series is horrible" and just like that she redeemed herself, man I love this woman, and not even just as a sex buddy, I really love her with all my heart... If only she could understand how I feel.      "Becky, can I ask you something?" And now I was going to lay my heart out, because I'm probably not the smartest and even though its early in our even knowing each other, It feels right.      "Sure Patrick, ask away." "Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?" And here we go, the longest ten seconds of my life start now. 1...2...3...4 "Oh Patrick, I would love to!" And four seconds was plenty apparently, I had a date tomorrow, now excuse me for a moment while I celebrate in my head. YES!!!  THANK ARCEUS YES!!! (The next part if filled with the worst swear words you can think of, as such they are almost as bad as rap music [the worst excuse for music I have ever had the displeasure to have drilled into my skull] and is not appropriate for the fourteen year olds that are reading this)      "ZIKEN!!!" Blaziken shouted and ran away again. "Here we go again" I sighed and we got up to go after her. We didn't have to go far to find out she was in Steve's room.      "Becky, before we go in here, just have an open mind" and with that we opened the door to see Blaziken crying in the corner and Steve looking at me like I was a monster.      "What did you do to her!?" He almost shouted at me as for the first time I have ever seen, he looked angry.      "I didn't do anything, I asked Becky to dinner and she wigged out, I don't think Blaziken likes sharing me" I tried to explain to him while Becky just stared, mouth agape.      "You have a wormhole... In your house... And it talks... WHAT THE HELL!!!" She shouted.      "What in the world made you think that bringing her in here was a good idea?" Steve asked incredulously.      "In my defense, I did warn her to keep an open mind" I retorted, and he still didn't seem satisfied.      "Ken" Blaziken sobbed, still in anguish that I was in love with someone else. "Blaziken, I'm sorry for hurting your feelings; I really am sorry but you have to understand, im a human and your a Pokemon, I love you I truly do, but a romantic relationship just can't work between us. Please try to understand that I still love you with all I have." And I could only hope I got through to her.      "You know Patrick, I could translate her into English if you wanted" Steve offered and I accepted his offer in hopes that Blaziken would be able to voice what she felt.      "You don't understand Patrick, I love you and I get what your telling me, but that's not what this is about." Blaziken said in perfect English, Steve could work wonders when he wanted to.      "Then what is it about, tell me so I can understand" I pleaded with her. "The problem is that I'm upset, I don't mind the fact that you love her but I just want someone of my own species to play with" and I suddenly understood that this wasn't about my dating preferences, this was about her being lonely.      "I'm sorry Blaziken, I didn't realize that you were lonely, I can try and get you someone I suppose." I told her as Becky just stood, dumbfounded by Steve's abilities to warp reality.      "The day after tomorrow we'll go try and find you someone, but tomorrow I have dinner plans" I explained to her      "I understand, you go enjoy your dinner, I can wait another day." And with that Steve stopped translating, tomorrow would be great and the next day I would help Blaziken. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_   -sorry no sex this chapter I couldn't squeeze it in, I'll try not to make a habit of it -Steve is a wormhole and as such can cause minor bends and twists in time and space, study it, it happens -next chapter will involve sex and dinner so try not to abandon me -keep your keyboards clean -the remark about Star Trek is not my personal feelings on it, I actually enjoy the series and it was used for comedic purposes Source: https://sofurry.com/view/525072 Previous: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/524697-my-life-with-blaziken-chapter-4.md