# How I Got Banned From PonyCon

Author: giant floating meat
Tags: Balls, Hahahorror, MLP, Male, My Little Pony, Plushophilia, Unicorn-punching

TruStory 4 realz no rly srs airbag

I solve problems with my crotch  
 Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows.

Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine.

_(Exeunt)_

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/r17bGr0n