# Piñata Author: kohath Tags: Inanimate, Lion, Transformation #3 of Monsters and their Victims It all started with a shower of confetti. Stevens had brought a piñata to the office for my birthday party. It was enormous--almost as big as he was--and a lion, just like me. "Saw this outside that party place on the corner and thought of you," he said. "He looks just like you, don't he? Happy birthday, lion." I looked it over, and it kind of did look like me, in an exaggerated way--or not so much like me as like what a piñata modelled after me would look like. It was firm papier-mâché--or whatever it is they make piñatas out of these days--with ruffled paper in tawny gold all over its body in place of fur, and long orange paper streamers for its mane. "Thanks, wuff," I said. "It's great. Let's hang 'im up and have a couple swings at him, eh?" They cleared out some space in the break room to set everything up and soon the whole office was crowded round as Stevens tied a blindfold on me. Of course, since it was my special day, I got first swing. "Watch the mane," I said. "I don't need more tangles." The wolf snorted and put the bat in my paws. "You're cool," he said, spinning me around several times. "Go for it, old man!"  The office girls started cheering me on as I swung upwards. Whiffed it. Tried again--still no luck. Stevens started making fun. I ignored him, swung again, and connected--but the piñata didn't break. I swung again at the same spot, and nearly fell over as I missed altogether--darn thing must have still been swinging. I waited a second and gave it another go, and this time broke it open with a good solid whack and was doused in a shower of... confetti? I pulled off the blindfold. Definitely confetti. Stevens scoffed. "No candy? What a gyp. I paid fifty bucks for that." The crowd dispersed to get their sugar rush elsewhere--mostly flocking to the cake in the corner--and I tried to shake the stray bits of paper out of my fur. I took a seat by the TV. Emma the front desk girl brought me a piece of the cake, but I wasn't really hungry. Nobody showed any further interest in me, as usual. The party wasn't really anything special for _me_; they brought in cake every week at the slightest provocation and donuts if nobody could think of anything to put on a cake.  Still, it was my birthday and I probably wouldn't be getting anything else besides this and Stevens' dud piñata. I spat confetti out of my teeth, and tried to remember this morning's Motivational Life Coach e-mail. "Being interesting is an action," it'd said, "so go out and do it." I spent some time trying to think how that could be motivational, pondered for a while whether it really meant anything at all, and had just about sunk into a rather despairing collection of thoughts about how the world had reduced me to the point where an e-mail forward was my biggest impetus in life when I realized it was time to get back to work. The empty piñata head was sitting on my desk when I got back. It watched me blankly as I worked on the SWAT report and continued trying to get all the confetti out of my mane. The pile of confetti at my desk got deeper, hour by hour--I didn't think I'd had so much fall into my mane, but it _was_ a lot of hair, and I was always finding random stuff in it. This just _would_ happen on the day I leave my brush at home.   I stayed working late, as usual, trying to get the week's screw-ups sorted out for the payroll tally. By the time I was done, it was already dark outside. I was squinting at my monitor--it took a couple of seconds before my eyes could focus on the numbers. "Um... definitely time to go home and sleep," I said. I clocked out, logged out, and swept the pile of confetti from my desk into the trash bin, which gave me an all-too-clear experience of how stiff my fingers were. _Must be all the typing,_ I thought. _I'm really going to have to quit doing these late nights._ I gave my head one last shake over the wastebasket, and at least a dozen more scraps of orange and yellow paper fell out of my mane. _Dammit, Stevens,_ I thought, as I stepped out the front door. I was struck by the sudden chill. It was frickin' cold outside! I had no idea it was supposed to be this cold out tonight--I didn't have anything warm on at all. It was a mercy that there was no wind, at least. Only a few steps from the door and my whole body was already numb and stiff.   There was no way I'd make it home like this. I made it as far as the corner and had a kind of idea it'd be easier to catch a taxi. I didn't get as far as trying to flag one down though, before I was overcome with a massive coughing fit. It didn't start out that bad--just a tickle at the throat--but very quickly it got to the point where I felt I was going to be sick from just the force of it. And then it felt like I was retching for real, and I coughed up--a spray of confetti, glittering in the night air. _What the hell?_ The coughing shook me harder and I was spitting up confetti for about four or five minutes before I felt I'd finally run dry. The fit stopped shortly after, and I sank to hands and knees, exhausted. I didn't want to move. I knew I had to. And then, suddenly, I couldn't. The stiffness I thought was cold had permeated me, and now my joints wouldn't respond. A breeze picked up and I felt--or rather _heard_ it rustle through my fur. That wasn't right. I heard my hide _flapping_ as the wind went past. The wind started pushing me back. It wasn't blowing _that_ hard, was it?  My arms and legs scraped across the ground as I drifted across the sidewalk, and my body hit the wall with a hollow _thunk_. The wind roared harder; I felt myself being pushed hard against the wall, even though I wasn't moving anymore. I couldn't even shut my eyes to keep the wind out of them as the sun started coming up over the west side of town. _I haven't been out here all night already, have I?_ That didn't seem right. I saw a car driving down the street in reverse. And then more. And then, crowds of people, all moving in reverse. I felt like I should be scared. I mean, actually, I was scared--but the fear itself was a bit hollow, without a working body to pump the chemicals in. I knew I was scared, but I didn't _feel_ it. The crowds cleared, and I stood, immobile, in the dawn light. It was getting hard to think. Like a wave of sleepiness the thought came over me that thinking wasn't what I was made for. It felt like it would be so easy to enter that sleep, just let go and be what I was made for... _What am I made for?_  --That's not important. You don't need to worry about it. That's not what you're made for. _I don't need to worry about it._ --You don't need to think about it. Just be. Don't think. _I don't need to--_ --Just be. Don't think. _Don't th--_ --Just be. _I am._ And it was quiet in my head. A wolf came around the corner and stopped to look at me. He looked, for a moment, like he recognized me--and then he picked me up and took me inside the building I'd been outside of. A couple of minutes later, I'd been purchased. The wolf took me upstairs and sat me down in an office breakroom, showing me off to everyone. And not long after, I was hanging from the ceiling, a blindfolded lion below me, swinging a bat. --You can think about this. --This is what you were made for. I was nervous. I was excited. The lion swung the bat twice, missing me both times. I was excited. I was nervous. The lion swung again and hit me. I was afraid. The lion swung again and missed me. I was afraid. The lion swung again, and the force of his swing broke me apart in a shower of confetti. Source: https://sofurry.com/s/V1YjGlOe Part of the series Monsters and their Victims Previous: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/526262-changes.md Next: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/526281-classifieds.md