{"sf1_id":527418,"sf2_id":null,"title":"My life with blaziken chapter 10","author":"MyNamesWASABI","words":1422,"posted_at":"2013-04-16T21:59:00.000Z","tags":["Bed","M/F","Sword","bread"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/527418-my-life-with-blaziken-chapter-10","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/527418","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=527418\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"#10 of My life with blaziken\n\nEnjoy this non sexual cover art for a non sexual chapter","content":"My life with blaziken chapter 10\n\n\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n-I said earlier that this would be a request chapter, I jumped the gun on that and I would like to clarify that this is not\n\n-chapter ten promises to be interesting.\n\n-this chapter would have been up yesterday, but I was having computer troubles\n\n\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSo I was up till four in the morning watching tv, but I did manage to get some sleep.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\\*yawn\\* I was still tired though, if anyone decides today is going to involve sex, they will be disappointed. I got a loud wake up call from Helios and blaziken, namely a loud banging noise coming from that room.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Could you keep it down?\" I groaned and rolled over. Problem was I'm on a couch, I rolled onto the floor and hit my face on the carpet.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I hate this couch\" I muttered and got up to make some cereal. I opened the cabinet and what a surprise, no cereal.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Ok, who ate my cereal\" I shouted down the hallway\n\n\"That was Helios\" came Becky's voice from my room. Goddamn you Helios, I will have vengeance, me and my cereal brethren will have our revenge... Am I high right now? Either that or I'm way more tired than I thought. I do have some \"inspiration\" in a box under my bed, so I could be high... Probably not, I grabbed some bread out of the breadbox and ate some of it, ahhh bread, how I love my bread.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Becky, you want some bread?\" I shouted down the hall again.\n\n\"Is that a sex thing or actual bread\" she shouted back, I suppose I would make a joke, that is I were less baked... I mean tired... what did I do last night?\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"It's actual bread\" I said to her\n\n\"Why would I want bread?\" She asked me, apparently not a bread lover.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \"Looks like its just you and me bread\"I said to the loaf\n\n\"Your fucking weird\" I heard Becky shout from my room, I suppose the public isn't ready for my complicated relationship with bread. I heard a knock on the door, who could be at the door at... I glanced at the clock... eight in the morning.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Hello?\" I asked as I opened the door, I was not expecting a tall guy in a fedora on my doorstep.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Are you Patrick Webb?\" The man asked me in a voice that wasn't nearly as deep as his body would suggest.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Depends who's asking\" I said to him, he seemed the type of guy that you don't mess with, but that just means I had to.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I'm from the F.P.I\" he pulled a badge. The federal pokemon investigators, what were they doing here? Or had we been discovered?\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Come in\" I motioned the man in, he was hesitant but walked in the door. I couldn't help but notice he had a baton on his hip\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"So, how many ladies have you used that baton on?\" I joked at him, he wasn't in a joking mood apparently.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I don't find that funny, and I wouldn't hesitate to hit you with this baton\" he said to me. Definitely not very humorous.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"So, can I get you something? Tea, soda, coffee?\" I asked him, I didn't actually have tea, but I doubted he would want anything.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I'll have a cup of tea, if you don't mind\" god damnit. So I routed through my fridge for something and I found water. But then I remembered I had a box of tea bags (dont even make that joke) under the sink, so I got some of those and made some tea for the man.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Are you gonna tell me why your here or am I going to have to guess?\" I asked him, hoping he wasn't here for the sex with pokemon thing, because I am not going to jail.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I understand you have a large collection of swords in your basement\" he started, maybe I was safe?\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Do you have any your willing to sell? I'm actually a collector myself\" he continued, not what I expected but I'll roll with it.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"It depends what you want\" I said to him, and then I got up and showed him to my basement. He roamed around examining blades and blueprints, he payed close attention to a greatsword I had hanging on my wall. The sword was one of the ones that was absolutely not for sale.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"This is a nice blade, I can't see any faults in the craftsmanship, nothing wrong with the hilt either\" he said, examining my prize possession. That blade is the greatest sword I have ever forged, the blade three feet long, three quarter inch thick at its most and four inches wide, kind of like my dick, BOOM!\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"It's not for sale\" I said to him, not even trying to say that nicely.\n\n\"I'm disappointed, I would have loved such a blade, I suppose I'll find another\" he said to me. He kept looking for a while until Becky came downstairs.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Who the hell is this guy?\" She asked. He turned around and greeted her with a friendly 'hello' but she was still skeptical.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"What about this one?\" The man asked, pointing to a khopesh I had made.\n\n\"For that one... I'd say about five hundred\" I told him, it had been in my collection for a while but it was getting boring, so I cut him a huge deal.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I'll take it\" he said and picked it up. He handed me the cash and walked out.\n\n\"I'll ask again, who the fuck was that?\" Becky asked again, rather impatient.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"I have no idea\" I told her with a shrug, but I was happy to have money to spend. So I went upstairs and ate some more bread. I love bread almost as much as I love bread, think that over for a minute. I decided to spend this money the best way I could think of, and by that I mean bread, lots and lots of bread. I was going to buy bread with bread, if you will. Or I could buy something expensive and completely unnecessary.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"So Becky, what should I buy with this money?\" I asked her, hoping she would say something useful.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Maybe you could buy a bed that doesn't suck\" she answered. I could do that, or I could buy bread... What a conundrum. My two great loves, bread and sleep. Then it hit me. I rushed out the door with the money in my pocket.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Where the heck are you going?\" Becky shouted after me, I was getting something perfect. I burst into the place that sells beds and walked up to the counter and drew the guy a picture of the perfect bed.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"We can have this done in two weeks\" he said to me\n\n\"But it will cost you about four hundred\" he finished. That much I had, and I would still have enough left for soda, candy, bread and cereal. I'm a simple man with simple needs, namely food, but also sex. I would also need cheese and salami. Plus some milk, maybe a bit of salt. But for now I rushed out to the grocery store and grabbed more cereal and some milk. I need breakfast with my bread.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"Where were you?\" Becky asked, sitting in my chair watching tv.\n\n\"That's not important, what is important is... Are you watching Naruto?\" I lost my train of thought. She was watching Naruto on my tv and sitting in my chair... This chick is fucking awesome.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\"So yeah... I ordered a new bed, it will be here in two weeks\" I said, remembering my original sentence. Then I went into the kitchen and ate cereal. I like cereal.\n\n\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n-this chapter was made to be as random and as funny as possible, it also gives you a glimpse into the insanity that is my brain\n\n-sorry no sex, but it was too funny to break with seriousness\n\n-the next chapter will be sex\n\n-the next chapter will skip to after they get back from the apartment\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/526622-my-life-with-blaziken-chapter-9.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/528183-my-life-with-blaziken-chapter-11.json"}