{"sf1_id":531619,"sf2_id":"Rno8X3A1","title":"Plights of a Furry (con)Artist","author":"sonious","words":335,"posted_at":"2013-04-27T15:03:00.000Z","tags":["Parody","artists","furry","lyrics","song"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/531619-plights-of-a-furry-con-artist","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Rno8X3A1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/51/9f/519f1d9e-f5e1-4473-89e2-9c01e23bda3f","description":"#1 of Songs\n\nLyrics of a song written by me. Goes out to all those who have ever paid up front for a product that just quite never got to you. Parody of bad business practices that are sometimes found within the community.","content":"[Chorus 1]  \n  \nI would really really like to finish your furry commission  \n(Whoa,yeeah)  \nBut you're going to have to understand my living condition  \nI promise that I've been workin' on your piece of art.  \nBut everytime I start, my life just falls apart.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n[Verse A1]  \n  \nI'm begging that you will understand my plea,  \n'cause my baby, my love, they just broke up with me.  \nMy heart is sore, so I implore  \nOf my art I really wish I could do more.  \nI'm on the floor, the one I adore  \nhas just got up and walked out the door.  \n  \n[Chorus 2]  \n  \nI would really really like to finish your furry commission  \n(Whoa,yeeah)  \nBut understand my heart has broken me into submission.\u0026nbsp;  \nI promise that I've been workin' on your piece of art.  \nBut everytime I start, my life just falls apart.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n[Verse A2]  \n  \nYou don't have to go and get inhospitable\u0026nbsp;  \nIt's just that last week I was ill in the hospital.\u0026nbsp;  \nI'm cutting through my stack, cut me some slack.\u0026nbsp;  \nThe doc says that stress could cause a heart attack.\u0026nbsp;  \nDon't give me flak, cause of my achin' back.\u0026nbsp;  \nIt's not my fault that my life's outta whack.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;[Chorus 3]  \n  \nI would really really like to finish your furry commission  \n(Whoa,yeeah)  \nBut I gotta get to the drug store to fill my perscription.  \nI promise that I've been workin' on your piece of art.  \nBut everytime I start, my life just falls apart.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n[Verse B]  \nYou're starting to annoy me I have to confess\u0026nbsp;  \ntalent like mine is not an art express.  \nI got other customers that aren't quite so rude  \nhow dare you assert that my business is shrewd!\u0026nbsp;  \nEnough with your anger, you arrogant punk!  \nForget 'bout that pic with your stupid skunk!  \n  \n[Chorus 3]  \n  \nI really really enjoyed burning your furry commission  \n(Whoa,yeeah)  \nCause your bad attitute, your hatred, and all your aggression.\u0026nbsp;  \nI promise I've been workin' on another's piece of art.  \nBut everytime I start, my life just falls apart.  \n  \n\n"}