{"sf1_id":533413,"sf2_id":"WelXOxbe","title":"Sparklejizz, and the Defennecation of Prague","author":"giant floating meat","words":176,"posted_at":"2013-05-01T08:46:00.000Z","tags":["Fennec","Fingering","Flying Fox","Male","Salisbury steak","Splat","exploding","falling"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/533413-sparklejizz-and-the-defennecation-of-prague","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/WelXOxbe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/42/3c/423c0bad-8e74-4c75-9810-b156c1df9b40","description":"Flash Fiction ... I don't know how many words.","content":"Precisely 3 seconds after being hurled... or actually drop-kicked... out of a fourth-story window of a red-roofed mansion, Sparklejizz - the douchiest fennec ever - began to wonder where he had gone wrong in his adorable, albeit totally stupid life.\n\nAbout 4 seconds after his striking out on his own, without the assistance of other solid items between him and gravity to prevent his earthward acceleration, Sparklejizz - the least interesting fennec in the world - began to wonder what kind of splatter he'd make on the sidewalk below.  \nIt would be the least selfish thought to have ever crossed the little shit's mind.\n\nAbout 8 seconds after being removed from the premises so that Archduke Oswald McRectum could then drunkenly proclaim that \"Sparklejizz has left the builldaaaang!\", Sparklejizz was transformed into a salisbury steak right before the eyes of a dozen children enjoying a street fair for young people who go outside for some weird reason. Because it's Prague and it like rains all the time or something. I don't know. I don't live there.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}