{"sf1_id":533424,"sf2_id":"deP7gpq1","title":"Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES","author":"giant floating meat","words":129,"posted_at":"2013-05-01T09:10:00.000Z","tags":["Boobzillas","Fandom critique","Female","I literally just make up random tags","Male","The Wednesday Naked Amy Cuntacular"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/533424-captain-incesto-and-the-spaaace-babies","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/deP7gpq1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/4a/be/4abe885b-6488-4b2f-8db4-35cf3588e4d6","description":"flash fiction - under 100 words","content":"There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies.  \nI can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the fuck?  \nWho would put babies in space?  \nWhat kind of sick fuck would shoot helpless infants straight up into orbit?\n\nWell I'll tell you who.\n\nCaptain Incesto.\n\nNa na na na na na na na na\n\nna na na na na na na na na\n\nna na na na na na na na na\n\nna na na na na na na na na\n\nna na na na na na na na na\n\nna na na na na na na na na\n\n_your mom._\n\n(exeunt)\n\n  \n  \n\n"}