# Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES

Author: giant floating meat
Tags: Boobzillas, Fandom critique, Female, I literally just make up random tags, Male, The Wednesday Naked Amy Cuntacular

flash fiction - under 100 words

There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies.  
I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the fuck?  
Who would put babies in space?  
What kind of sick fuck would shoot helpless infants straight up into orbit?

Well I'll tell you who.

Captain Incesto.

Na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na

_your mom._

(exeunt)

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/deP7gpq1