{"sf1_id":545610,"sf2_id":"5nz6076n","title":"Ugly whore. Poem","author":"teachmehowtodebkeh","words":151,"posted_at":"2013-06-01T18:20:00.000Z","tags":["Male","Poem","Poetry","Ugly whore","funny","trans"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/545610-ugly-whore-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/5nz6076n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/0e/f6/0ef69823-fc5e-4052-b2a4-d069067beea7","description":"#7 of Poems\n\nHere is some poem I got from hell, or even worse, but it made me laugh. It's some odd twist with a married man and a trans guy who didn't get the full job done on his body... I don't normally write these stuff, but I can guarantee I am not mentally ill or possessed.\nAdult for the trans and word whore :3","content":"I heard a knocking on my chamber door.\n\nI opened to find an ugly whore.\n\nShe said her name was Theodore.\n\nI wish I had seen her ugliness, never more!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe wanted to come inside, her face gleamed with joy.\n\nThats where I asked her, \"Are you a boy?\"\n\nAnd she said, \"Oh no, I got no toy...\"\n\nBut after she stripped, I knew, she is a boy!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nHer stench killed my dog and drained my power.\n\nI tried to force him to take a shower.\n\nBut from the zits on his breasts I was sure to cower.\n\nSo I killed him, threw his body, and locked it in a tower.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI lay my head down once more.\n\nOnly to hear that knocking, on my chamber door.\n\nAnd I shouted, \"You are a curse you ugly whore!!!\"\n\nBut it was my wife... I shall see her, never more!\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Poems","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/545603-in-the-darkness-all-alone-poem.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/545997-see-you-one-more-time-poem.json"}}