{"sf1_id":561571,"sf2_id":"Oe5Eqo0e","title":"Some Good Deli Vibes!","author":"Care A Lot","words":228,"posted_at":"2013-07-10T04:21:00.000Z","tags":["No-Yiff","Other","Poetry","Suggestive"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/561571-some-good-deli-vibes","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Oe5Eqo0e","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/5f/14/5f140b98-d414-45b8-a658-8adb0d98f7f6","description":"Just fun! I do love working in the deli, lots of creative juices flowing there.","content":"I like my job a lot.\u0026nbsp; No, I am not what Gray Muzzle does, which is being a trial lawyer.\n\nNo, I am a sensational deli clerk.\u0026nbsp; I can handle that hard salami like no one can!\u0026nbsp;\n\nYou want a pound of mozzarella, sliced super thin?\u0026nbsp; Then come see the stupendous deli man, with the quick wit, and happy smile.\u0026nbsp; A sample of zesty roast beef?\u0026nbsp; Sure!\u0026nbsp;\n\nI give substance, style, and yes, I give that extra mile.\u0026nbsp; I slice my shit with crazy guile, moving in and out of the cooler in less than five seconds, with a pile of olive loaf, however you please.\u0026nbsp;\n\nI've five years' experience, domestic ham's my essence, and if your cub is screaming, a slice of American is bound to be a solid pacifier.\u0026nbsp;\n\nWhat are the keys to satisfying customer service?\u0026nbsp; A solid dose of humility, tranquility, sensibility, and a bit of the goofy, with a good memory, some harmony, and the ability to dance the one-two step around the lazy co-worker who takes a minute to slice a piece of anything.\u0026nbsp;\n\nSo, hungry, and broke?\u0026nbsp; Stop by the S\u0026S, on Main \u0026 Free, in Westfield, baby, and this A+ deli clerk will hook you up a phat sample, to put some glow in your step, and to give your day an extra pep!\n\nThank you.\u0026nbsp; Have a beautiful evening.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}