# Some Good Deli Vibes!

Author: Care A Lot
Tags: No-Yiff, Other, Poetry, Suggestive

Just fun! I do love working in the deli, lots of creative juices flowing there.

I like my job a lot.&nbsp; No, I am not what Gray Muzzle does, which is being a trial lawyer.

No, I am a sensational deli clerk.&nbsp; I can handle that hard salami like no one can!&nbsp;

You want a pound of mozzarella, sliced super thin?&nbsp; Then come see the stupendous deli man, with the quick wit, and happy smile.&nbsp; A sample of zesty roast beef?&nbsp; Sure!&nbsp;

I give substance, style, and yes, I give that extra mile.&nbsp; I slice my shit with crazy guile, moving in and out of the cooler in less than five seconds, with a pile of olive loaf, however you please.&nbsp;

I've five years' experience, domestic ham's my essence, and if your cub is screaming, a slice of American is bound to be a solid pacifier.&nbsp;

What are the keys to satisfying customer service?&nbsp; A solid dose of humility, tranquility, sensibility, and a bit of the goofy, with a good memory, some harmony, and the ability to dance the one-two step around the lazy co-worker who takes a minute to slice a piece of anything.&nbsp;

So, hungry, and broke?&nbsp; Stop by the S&S, on Main & Free, in Westfield, baby, and this A+ deli clerk will hook you up a phat sample, to put some glow in your step, and to give your day an extra pep!

Thank you.&nbsp; Have a beautiful evening.

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