{"sf1_id":563881,"sf2_id":"214Ew55e","title":"another test, do not read","author":"reddart","words":3,"posted_at":"2013-07-16T04:28:47.000Z","tags":["Do Not Read","test"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/563881-another-test-do-not-read","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/214Ew55e","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/1c/91/1c9173eb-ed25-43dd-adf3-a88c81804694","description":"Imported from SF2 with no description.","content":"I\u0026nbsp;do\u0026nbsp;not\u0026nbsp;own\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;rights\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;little\u0026nbsp;pony\u0026nbsp;franchise\u0026nbsp;or\u0026nbsp;any\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;characters\u0026nbsp;used\u0026nbsp;in\u0026nbsp;this\u0026nbsp;story\u0026nbsp;other\u0026nbsp;than\u0026nbsp;Jason.\u0026nbsp;This\u0026nbsp;is\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;work\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;fiction,\u0026nbsp;any\u0026nbsp;person\u0026nbsp;that\u0026nbsp;has\u0026nbsp;had\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;smilier\u0026nbsp;experience\u0026nbsp;is\u0026nbsp;merely\u0026nbsp;coincidental.\u0026nbsp;All\u0026nbsp;trademark\u0026nbsp;characters\u0026nbsp;belong\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;their\u0026nbsp;proper\u0026nbsp;owners\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;take\u0026nbsp;no\u0026nbsp;credit\u0026nbsp;for\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;creation\u0026nbsp;or\u0026nbsp;use\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;them.\u0026nbsp;Blah\u0026nbsp;blah\u0026nbsp;blah...\u0026nbsp;\n\nThrough\u0026nbsp;out\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;life,\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;had\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;deal\u0026nbsp;with\u0026nbsp;one\u0026nbsp;grand\u0026nbsp;shit\u0026nbsp;storm\u0026nbsp;after\u0026nbsp;another,\u0026nbsp;if\u0026nbsp;its\u0026nbsp;not\u0026nbsp;being\u0026nbsp;chased\u0026nbsp;out\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;town\u0026nbsp;by\u0026nbsp;an\u0026nbsp;angry\u0026nbsp;mob,\u0026nbsp;then\u0026nbsp;im\u0026nbsp;hunting\u0026nbsp;for\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;own\u0026nbsp;food\u0026nbsp;while\u0026nbsp;avoiding\u0026nbsp;fish\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;game.\u0026nbsp;Lets\u0026nbsp;backup\u0026nbsp;first:\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;name\u0026nbsp;in\u0026nbsp;Jason\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;no\u0026nbsp;last\u0026nbsp;name\u0026nbsp;do\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;fact\u0026nbsp;that\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;parents\u0026nbsp;disowned\u0026nbsp;me\u0026nbsp;when\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;was\u0026nbsp;six,\u0026nbsp;long\u0026nbsp;story\u0026nbsp;short\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;can\u0026nbsp;shape\u0026nbsp;shift,\u0026nbsp;for\u0026nbsp;those\u0026nbsp;who\u0026nbsp;dont\u0026nbsp;know\u0026nbsp;what\u0026nbsp;that\u0026nbsp;is,\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;can\u0026nbsp;become\u0026nbsp;anything\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;see\u0026nbsp;no\u0026nbsp;matter\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;medium,\u0026nbsp;period.\u0026nbsp;I\u0026nbsp;currently\u0026nbsp;live\u0026nbsp;in\u0026nbsp;Appleton,\u0026nbsp;Wisconsin\u0026nbsp;working\u0026nbsp;as\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;call\u0026nbsp;center\u0026nbsp;rep\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;fire\u0026nbsp;dancer\u0026nbsp;under\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;guise\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;Jacob\u0026nbsp;murry.\u0026nbsp;While\u0026nbsp;living\u0026nbsp;here\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;been\u0026nbsp;able\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;build\u0026nbsp;quite\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;few\u0026nbsp;hideaways\u0026nbsp;out\u0026nbsp;in\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;forest,\u0026nbsp;small,\u0026nbsp;comfortable\u0026nbsp;holes\u0026nbsp;in\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;ground\u0026nbsp;that\u0026nbsp;only\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;can\u0026nbsp;find.\u0026nbsp;They\u0026nbsp;are\u0026nbsp;all\u0026nbsp;setup\u0026nbsp;with;\u0026nbsp;an\u0026nbsp;electric\u0026nbsp;stove,\u0026nbsp;couch,\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;ruger\u0026nbsp;1103\u0026nbsp;.22\u0026nbsp;long\u0026nbsp;rifle\u0026nbsp;with\u0026nbsp;silencer\u0026nbsp;attachment\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;plenty\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;Amo.,\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;tesla\u0026nbsp;power\u0026nbsp;generator\u0026nbsp;(i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;lot\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;time\u0026nbsp;on\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;hands).\u0026nbsp;I\u0026nbsp;am\u0026nbsp;about\u0026nbsp;six\u0026nbsp;foot\u0026nbsp;two,\u0026nbsp;with\u0026nbsp;shaggy\u0026nbsp;brown\u0026nbsp;hair,\u0026nbsp;green\u0026nbsp;eyes,\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;fair\u0026nbsp;build,\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;light\u0026nbsp;tan.\u0026nbsp;\n\nMy\u0026nbsp;life\u0026nbsp;has\u0026nbsp;been\u0026nbsp;fairly\u0026nbsp;uneventful\u0026nbsp;cense\u0026nbsp;coming\u0026nbsp;here,\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;been\u0026nbsp;doing\u0026nbsp;quite\u0026nbsp;well\u0026nbsp;at\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;jobs,\u0026nbsp;rent\u0026nbsp;is\u0026nbsp;low\u0026nbsp;and\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;dont\u0026nbsp;eat\u0026nbsp;much\u0026nbsp;so\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;plenty\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;extra\u0026nbsp;cash\u0026nbsp;on\u0026nbsp;hand.\u0026nbsp;I\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;few\u0026nbsp;friends\u0026nbsp;at\u0026nbsp;work,\u0026nbsp;but\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;tend\u0026nbsp;not\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;go\u0026nbsp;any\u0026nbsp;further\u0026nbsp;than\u0026nbsp;that\u0026nbsp;do\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;past.\u0026nbsp;Currently\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;haven't\u0026nbsp;found\u0026nbsp;anyone\u0026nbsp;who\u0026nbsp;has\u0026nbsp;stood\u0026nbsp;out\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;me\u0026nbsp;in\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;past\u0026nbsp;few\u0026nbsp;years,\u0026nbsp;lucky\u0026nbsp;me.\u0026nbsp;Even\u0026nbsp;if\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;find\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;person\u0026nbsp;who\u0026nbsp;stood\u0026nbsp;out\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;me,\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;still\u0026nbsp;wouldn't\u0026nbsp;jump\u0026nbsp;on\u0026nbsp;it\u0026nbsp;because\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;might\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;flee\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;city\u0026nbsp;at\u0026nbsp;anytime\u0026nbsp;do\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;CIA\u0026nbsp;or\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;normal\u0026nbsp;angry\u0026nbsp;mob.\u0026nbsp;So\u0026nbsp;far\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;have\u0026nbsp;been\u0026nbsp;chased\u0026nbsp;out\u0026nbsp;of\u0026nbsp;two\u0026nbsp;other\u0026nbsp;states\u0026nbsp;do\u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;my\u0026nbsp;powers,\u0026nbsp;\\*sigh\\*\u0026nbsp;i\u0026nbsp;just\u0026nbsp;want\u0026nbsp;a\u0026nbsp;normal\u0026nbsp;life."}