{"sf1_id":578393,"sf2_id":"rnalQ7Zm","title":"Oh Cheetos","author":"Truce","words":155,"posted_at":"2013-08-19T00:54:00.000Z","tags":["Poetry","bad","cheetos"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/578393-oh-cheetos","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rnalQ7Zm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/00/a5/00a50116-38fb-4ed5-b361-eed7ec806e96","description":"#1 of Very Bad Poetry :C\n\nAs president of the bad poetry club here at SoFurry I present an example of what our club is all about.\nYeah I hate it too :D","content":"Oh cheetos,\n\nYou are covered in powdered cheese\n\nthat of a color unnatural\n\nof a consistency unnatural\n\nwhat chemistry experiment born you?\n\nWhy would I ask of this...?\n\nI would dare not if I partook in cheetos more often.\n\nOh flaming hot cheetos,\n\nyour taste alludes to no previous food known.\n\nYour \"flavor\" is hurt\n\nwith an aftertaste of science.\n\nWhy do I elect to buy you,\n\neven overlooking regular cheetos...\n\nAlas, I heard a myth!\n\nA rumination that when ingested much,\n\nthe spicy, crunchy, worm shaped snacks\n\ncovered in a red powdery pain,\n\nwould bring about euphoria...\n\nI both doubt and not doubt.\n\nNo elysium have I felt when crunching\n\nthrough those firm crispy puffs,\n\nthat\u0026nbsp;liquefy\u0026nbsp;most unnaturally with little chewing.\n\nBut as you be born of science,\n\npossibility holds that myth be\u0026nbsp;realized.\n\nIf as such be verified\u0026nbsp;\n\nI will not deprive you Cheetos\n\nof your synthetically manufactured truth!\n\nI think I'll have Sunchips instead.\n\n  \n\n  \n  \n  \n\n"}