{"sf1_id":578430,"sf2_id":"P1ER09oe","title":"They're Baack!!","author":"Care A Lot","words":132,"posted_at":"2013-08-19T03:19:00.000Z","tags":["80s","Oral","Other","Twinkies"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/578430-they-re-baack","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/P1ER09oe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/bb/a8/bba89c0e-7a23-4535-891f-13077cd9c1dd","description":"This is my contribution to the bad poetry club! I don't feel like writing anything major, man. Since food is the theme, I figured, what the hell!","content":"I heard last week that Twinkies are back.\n\nSo, I was like, \"Dig it!\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nCakey little outside, with the nice whipped creamy inside, and the three holes on the bottom, with the hole on either left or right side.\n\nSounds kind of sexual to me.\u0026nbsp; Rinky Twinky suck my Dinky Winky!\n\nI put on Facebook, I said,\n\nwhy not Chocolate, or Strawberry Kreme?\n\nOr how about Koffee Cocoa Crunch, or Minty Chocolate Chip?\n\nYou could do a half an\u0026nbsp;half PB\u0026J on top, with the whipped cream on the bottom.\n\nSo many ideas.\u0026nbsp;\n\nOf course, I remember Twinkies back in the 80's,\n\nalong with\n\nBonkers,\n\nBubbalicious,\n\nChuckles,\n\nand all that stuff that is just a piece of my green, and purple imagination.\n\nThank God for stinky poetry;\n\nI can bring it all back.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}