{"sf1_id":579986,"sf2_id":"214gD2Kn","title":"Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby","author":"Care A Lot","words":494,"posted_at":"2013-08-22T20:07:00.000Z","tags":["B\u0026B","Burger World","M/M/F","Mrs. B","Primus","Yiff Talk","nachos"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/579986-beavis-and-butthead-meet-mrs-brisby","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/214gD2Kn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/4d/e7/4de756d4-5be2-4f34-9d19-6dcbf0b2b3b1","description":"No innuendos here! Yes, more to come! Lyrics by Primus, \"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver\", Primus, Tales From The Punchbowl, Interscope, 1995. Cool.","content":"\"The whole world will be singing!\" crooned Jeremy, the clumsy, but good-hearted, black crow, to Mrs. Brisby, who was trying, in ridiculous dismay to untangle the foolish bird from red string.\u0026nbsp; The day was winding down, and Dragon was slinking up behind them.\n\n\"Do you see the cat?\" asked Mrs. Brisby.\n\n\"Hey, Beavis, what are you watching?\" asked Butthead, wearing an AC/DC shirt, and a greasy nest of brown hair.\u0026nbsp;\n\nBeavis picked his nose.\u0026nbsp; \"I don't know, man.\u0026nbsp; I think it's, like, a movie or something.\"\n\n\"No shit, cockknocker.\u0026nbsp; What kind of movie. Heh-eh.\"\n\n\"Uhhh, I think it's, like, might be \"The Secret of NIMHcompoop, or something.\"\n\n\"Oh, cool, heh, heh.\" Butthead sat down on the old couch, smelling of nachos.\u0026nbsp; \"I want some nachos.\"\n\n\"Shut up, Butthead!\u0026nbsp; I think, like, the mouse, and bird, score here, or something.\"\n\n\"Cool.\"\n\n\"Yeah, well, that mouse chick is kind of hot, or something.\u0026nbsp; Why does she want to mess with that bird, Butthead?\u0026nbsp; He's, like, stupid, and stuff, heh heh.\"\n\nButthead swiped at Beavis' scrambled egg head with his left hand, which came off with the total sharp twang of a bitch slap.\u0026nbsp; \"Ow, Butthead, that hurt, you fartknocker!\"\n\nThe two kicked up in a fire of dust, as, on the screen, Dragon chased Mrs. Brisby, and Jeremy, through the river, through to the scene where Mrs. Brisby sat crying, as Jeremy went to \"console\" his new friend.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Eh, that was cool.\u0026nbsp; Thanks, Butthead.\"\n\n\"Heh, eh-heh, sure thing, Beavis.\u0026nbsp; Woah, the chick is crying.\"\n\n\"Hey, Butthead, what do you think NIMH stands for?\"\n\n\"I don't know.\u0026nbsp; We haven't got that far yet in school, numbnuts.\"\n\n\"I think, like, I read that it stands for Nuts In My Hand.\u0026nbsp; Yeah, The Secret of Nuts In My Hand.\u0026nbsp; Cool.\"\n\nButthead snickered, followed by Beavis.\u0026nbsp; \"Yeah, that'd be cool.\u0026nbsp; Do you think the mouse chick ever had nuts in her hand?\"\n\n\"Heh heh, no way, Beavis.\u0026nbsp; She couldn't fit half of one in her hand, much less two. Maybe she could fit yours in her hand, buttwipe.\"\n\n\"Hey, shut up!\"\u0026nbsp; Beavis picked his nose again.\u0026nbsp; Then Beavis thought.\u0026nbsp; \"Yeah, that'd be cool, heh.\u0026nbsp; She's a pretty hot mouse.\"\n\nButthead snickered.\u0026nbsp; \"You're in love with a cartoon mouse.\"\n\nBeavis blushed, and got upset.\u0026nbsp; \"No I'm not, Butthead.\u0026nbsp; Shut up.\u0026nbsp; I just think I'd want to _do_ her mouth, or something, you know, heh heh.\"\u0026nbsp; Beavis found a flat, dry booger flake deep up in his left nostril, and ate it with relish.\n\n\"You're sick, dude.\u0026nbsp; C'mon, we have to go to Burger World.\"\n\nThe two \"friend's\" eyes lit up, and exclaimed together:\n\n\"NIGHT SHIFT!!\"\n\n\\*More to come!\\*\n\nWYNONA HAD A BIG BROWN BEAVER  \nAND SHE SHOWED HIM OFF TO ALL HER FRIENDS  \nONE DAY YOU KNOW THAT BEAVER TRIED TO LEAVE HER  \nAND SHE CAGED HIM UP WITH CYCLONE FENCE\n\nALONG CAME LOU WITH THE OLD BABOON SAID RECOGNIZE THAT SMELL\n\nSMELLS LIKE SEVEN LAYERS THAT BEAVER EATS TACO BELL!\n\n  \n  \n\n"}