{"sf1_id":617990,"sf2_id":"bebXoGwn","title":"You know you'r furry if...","author":"steel6666dragon","words":379,"posted_at":"2013-11-25T05:06:00.000Z","tags":["Humor","Just for lulz","funny","furry","furs","joke","list"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/617990-you-know-you-r-furry-if","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/bebXoGwn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/62/2a/622a99f4-06ab-4da8-8b2a-f7b273fff780","description":"just a fun funny lil list me and my mate put together hehe...funny how much of it is true XD","content":"You know you're a fur if...  \n#1.Every time you go on Youtube, you end at horses fucking.  \n#2.You have seen horses fucking on Youtube and wondered, \"Why is finding a close up so hard to do?\"  \n#3.You know what the site spankbang.com is.  \n#.4You can see a fox with a penis, vagina, 6 full tits, 4 arms, 12 tails and say \"seen it\"  \n#5.If seeing someone take 3 feet of male genitals inside them with no pain or blood seems \"normal\" to you.  \n#.6If a female can have breasts the size of beach balls and no ass but, walk upright and not fall forward, and as you read this you realized you never once thought #.7about gravity in said images.  \n#.8If you see a viscous carnivorous wild animal and think, \"What would it be like to hug one?\"  \n#.9If you never wondered why folks in furporn don't scream when a feline licks their genitals with the sandpaper tongues all cats have.  \n#10.You love drama...alot...like...a whole damn lot...seriously...wtf is wrong with you?!  \n#11.You just said to yourself, \"I don't like drama! It just happens around me!\"  \n#12.Someone says the word \"knot\" and rope is the LAST thing you think of.  \n#13.You've actually growled in frustration out loud in public.  \n#14.You've actually growled while having sex and/or bitten your partner.  \n#.15You just thought of your last RP because your mate lives in a different state/country.  \n#.16You refer to any creature smaller than yourself as a \"cock sheath\" especially of it's a fox.  \n#17.You have fucked a fox in the last 24 hours and you are ok with it.  \n#18.You haven't fucked a fox in the 24 hours and you're not ok with it.  \n#19You have to repeatedly tell yourself, \"Rabbits are friends not food!\"  \n#20You have read Eragon and loved it.  \n#21.You have read Eragon and wanted to have sex with one of the dragons...  \n#22....more than the elf princess.  \n#23.You have seen someone in a fursuit and even knowing what they really look like, you think the suit still makes them at least 75% cuter.  \n#24.You can't keep yourself form scratching carpet samples wherever you see them.  \n#25.You say your straight...but have thought to yourself, \"Hmmm that werewolf has a hot ass.\"  \n#26.To you, afghan blankets are playthings, not decorations.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}