{"sf1_id":637698,"sf2_id":"rn9ZEj91","title":"The Night Toumal went Crazy!","author":"NATO Wolf","words":449,"posted_at":"2013-12-25T13:52:00.000Z","tags":["Christmas","Humor","Parody","SoFurry","Toumal","Violence","song"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/637698-the-night-toumal-went-crazy","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn9ZEj91","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ed/07/ed0752a1-9655-4c96-bfc4-f4c3cdc79dd2","description":"","content":" **Well because it's Christmas, I thought I decided to write my own parody of my most favorite Christmas song, The Night Santa Went Crazy!**\n\n**[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47DYlMYn3w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-47DYlMYn3w)**\n\n**Little disclaimer, I will mention a few famous people on this website but I have nothing against them. This song was written for comedy!**\n\n**Merry Christmas everyone!**\n\nOn Christmas morning, SoFurry was alive, with the cute furry girls, and the cute furry guys.\n\nWhen Toumal busted in, and scared everyone to death\n\nHe had a chainsaw in his hands; and cheap bourbon on his breath.\n\nFrom his head to his tail, he had bullets and ammo;\n\nLike big fat psychopathic, orca Rambo.\n\nAnd he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eyes;\n\n\"Merry Christmas to all, NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!\"\n\nThe night Toumal went crazy! The night Toumal went bad\n\nRealized he was getting the raw deal.\n\nSomething finally must've snapped in his head.\n\nWell Sofurry is gone now, he burnt it with napalm\n\nHe was acting so crazy, you can't even face palm.\n\nAnd he tied up his users, and he held the furs hostage.\n\nAnd he ground up Leilani into Otter sausage!\n\nHe shot Gruffy and Firetail, with a .22 Ruger\n\nAnd he slashed up AAcid just like Freddy Kreuger!\n\nThen he picked up his chainsaw\n\nAnd he ripped up a vixen.\n\nThen he ate up her heart and said\n\n\"It tastes just like chicken!\"\n\nThe night, Toumal went crazy, the night that orca went nuts\n\nNow you, can't hardly walk around Sofurry\n\nWithout stepping in furry blood.\n\nThere's the US army and GSG 9\n\nThere's a truck that's from BBC news\n\nAnd NATO fighters soaring around in the sky.\n\nAnd the bloodshed is flying the body counts rising and everyone's dying to know\n\nOh Toumal why!?\n\nMy, my, my, my, my, my, my\n\nYou used to be such a happy guy.\n\nYes Virginia, now poor Toumal is dead\n\nA US Navy SEAL team blew a hole in his head.\n\nHey little furries, don't you cry no more tears.\n\nWe'll all remember this event for many many more years.\n\nBut now Moonblood's in therapy and KiDra is nervous\n\nAnd the furries got jobs working for the postal service.\n\nAnd Rukis on FA she's on the phone every night,\n\nWith her lawyer negotiating the movie rights!\n\nThey're talking about...\n\nThe night, Toumal went crazy! The night that poor orca flipped.\n\nBroke his back for some, beer and sushi,\n\nSounds to me like he was tired of getting gibbed.\n\nThe night, Toumal went crazy! The night Toumal went insane!\n\nRealized he was getting the wrong deal, something finally must've snapped in his brain.\n\nSomething finally must of snapped....\n\nIn his brain.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}