{"sf1_id":652959,"sf2_id":"pnGRkZ5m","title":"NITRO interviews COLLEEN from ROAD ROVERS","author":"Silver Teh Coyote","words":1012,"posted_at":"2014-01-20T18:38:00.000Z","tags":["Arctic Fox","Bunny","Colleen","Colleen Road Rovers","Coyote","Dragon","Elmer Fudd","Husky","Looney Tunes","Luigi","Malamute","Moon Moon","Mordecai","Oliver and Company","Road Rovers","Schnox","Silver","Wolf","Xiaolin showdown","dodger","dojo","interview","nitro","regular show"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/652959-nitro-interviews-colleen-from-road-rovers","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/pnGRkZ5m","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/1b/72/1b72edba-c148-4dc4-9094-c226d0078d80","description":"#2 of Furry Fan Interviews!\n\nIn the second episode of Furry Fan Interviews, Nitro gets his foot paw in the door at interviewing!","content":"Nitro: \u0026nbsp;You owe me a new camera.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Why?\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;It turned to dust.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;That was completely out of my control! \u0026nbsp;How was I supposed to know that the Arwing was gonna explode?\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;True. \u0026nbsp;But I still need a new camera. \u0026nbsp;How are we supposed to film interviews?\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;I guess we'll just have to set this laptop on a chair and use a webcam.\n\nNitro: ...\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;By the way...it's your turn to interview. \u0026nbsp;No hard feelings, buddy?\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;WHAT!!!\n\n(Meanwhile in the prep room backstage...)\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;Uh-oh. \u0026nbsp;I just heard a shout.\n\nTommyfox: \u0026nbsp;I didn't do it!\n\nAniro: \u0026nbsp;Yes you did. \u0026nbsp;You're a fox.\n\n(Meanwhile, back with Nitro and SIlver)\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;If you interview today, I'll spot you for a free room at Motor City Furry Con and give you half of my Strawberry Vanilla cards.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;I was just messing. \u0026nbsp;I'll go.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Really?\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Only if you all promise to pitch in and buy a new camera.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Deal.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;So who am I interviewing?\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Colleen.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Ooh! \u0026nbsp;Maybe I'll get to know her better. \u0026nbsp;By the way, how are you and Fox getting along?\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;I don't like him again.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Why?\n\n(Flashback)\n\nFox: \u0026nbsp;That was a great lunch!\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Yeah! \u0026nbsp;Thanks for coming out, bud!\n\nWaiter: \u0026nbsp;Your total comes to 93 dollars.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;We should both chip in.\n\nFox: \u0026nbsp;Oh, sorry. \u0026nbsp;I forgot my wallet at home.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;You paid to get us here.\n\nFox: ...\n\nSilver: ...\n\n(End Flashback)\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Let's just say he turned out to be a jerk.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Oh, okay.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Now if you don't mind, I need to go outside.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Sure.\n\n(Back in the prep room...)\n\nZiggo: \u0026nbsp;Nitro should be ready any-\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Hello.\n\nZiggo: \u0026nbsp;-second.\n\nErik: \u0026nbsp;I'm starving, guys. \u0026nbsp;I could eat anything.\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;I wouldn't say that if I were you.\n\nErik: \u0026nbsp;Why not?\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;You don't want to end up like someone we know...\n\n(Silver can be seen eating out of the dumpster)\n\nErik: \u0026nbsp;Yeah...not like that.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Well, I had a good breakfast. \u0026nbsp;And I'm ready to go!\n\nZiggo: \u0026nbsp;Alright, better get on out there.\n\n(Nitro walks on to the stage. \u0026nbsp;Colleen is already sitting in the interviewee chair.)\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Hello and welcome to Furry Fan Interviews!\n\n(\\*crickets\\*)\n\nNitro: Wow, this audience is still tough. \u0026nbsp;Today I'll be interviewing Colleen from Road Rovers.\n\nCollen: \u0026nbsp;Well, blimey, it's about time. \u0026nbsp;You blokes kept me waiting. \u0026nbsp;S'awright.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Also, I'm now gonna say that Silver, the top dog here, ordered that absolutely NO hoomans are allowed.\n\nLuigi: \u0026nbsp;I'm-a Luigi! \u0026nbsp;Number One!\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN.\n\n(Nitro snaps his claws and Luigi is sent soaring over the crowd out through the front doors of the theater via catapult)\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Anyone else want some?\n\n(Elmer Fudd runs out of the theater, screaming)\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Pawesome. \u0026nbsp;Let's start with the interview. \u0026nbsp;Why did you pretend you didn't know who Blitz was?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Well, quite obvious, really. \u0026nbsp;I was playing hard-to get. \u0026nbsp;Plus his reaction to it was great fun.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;I'll bet. \u0026nbsp;Did you actually flunk paper training like you said in the last episode?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Not at all. \u0026nbsp;I used that as a way for the guards to release me. \u0026nbsp;Pity it didn't work.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Yeah. \u0026nbsp;In the same episode you said you really liked squeaky toys shaped like bananas. \u0026nbsp;What does that mean?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Well, mate, if ya REALLY wanna know...\n\n(WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU A HAPPY BUNNY JUMPING UP AND DOWN)\n\nBunny: \u0026nbsp;I'm a marshmallow!\n\n(AND NOW BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY WATCHING)\n\n(Nitro can be seen panting)\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Sorry about that.\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;There's your comedy.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Okay, one more question and then it's time for audience questions. \u0026nbsp;And it's a GOOD one. \u0026nbsp;What are your feelings for Hunter?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;He's a real nice bloke, and that's why I love him. \u0026nbsp;I also love his happy-go-lucky personality. \u0026nbsp;It's what I look for in a stud.\n\nEveryone in the theater: \u0026nbsp;Awww....\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Ooh, I think this was ice cream!\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Audience question time! \u0026nbsp;Seat -9000.\n\nMoon Moon: \u0026nbsp;I FOUND THE THING!\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;That's nice. \u0026nbsp;Seat 97.\n\nBanjo: \u0026nbsp;What was with all the sayings you did during your martial arts moves?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Dunno, really. \u0026nbsp;They seemed to just pop into my head.\n\nNitro: Seat 96.\n\nCar Fox: \u0026nbsp;Show me the car fax!\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Can we PLEASE have actual questions and not memes or ads? \u0026nbsp;Seat 88.\n\nDodger: \u0026nbsp;What was it like to turn into a werewolf?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Quite painful actually.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Seat 10.\n\nMordecai: \u0026nbsp; How did you like the Queen of England?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Quite alright. \u0026nbsp;Except for the time I accidentally chewed on the annual Christmas Speech.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Seat 3.\n\nDojo: \u0026nbsp;Does Shag really cook everything in toilet water?\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;Yes, it's absolutely ghastly.\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;That's all the time we have! \u0026nbsp;Thank you Colleen for being such a great interviewee!\n\nColleen: \u0026nbsp;It was a pleasure! \u0026nbsp;I'd better get back to the Master. \u0026nbsp;Hunter is probably wondering where I am, too.\n\n(Colleen leaves and the lights dim)\n\n(In the prep room...)\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;How much garbage DID you eat?!\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;I lost count...URRRRRRRP.\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;Eww, was that pizza?!\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;THREE DAY OLD pizza! :3\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;Stop sounding like a low-budget anthro show from the '90s.\n\nSilver: No.\n\nSombra: \u0026nbsp;Then just don't burp again.\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Aww...\n\n(Nitro enters)\n\nErik: \u0026nbsp;How did it go?\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Pretty good. \u0026nbsp;There certainly are a lot of annoying characters in there.\n\nElmer Fudd: \u0026nbsp;Be VEWWY VEWWY quiet...I'm hunting WOLVES...\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;Why are you back? \u0026nbsp;And I'm not a wolf! \u0026nbsp;Why does everyone keep saying that?!\n\nElmer Fudd: \u0026nbsp;You don't scare me, wolf!\n\n(Elmer Fudd cocks his shotgun)\n\nElmer Fudd: \u0026nbsp;What's your weapon?\n\n(Nitro pulls out an SKS gun)\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;This.\n\n(Elmer Fudd drops his gun and runs off, screaming)\n\nNitro: \u0026nbsp;That was weird...\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;At least we finally have footage!\n\n(the chair holding the laptop tips over)\n\nErik: \u0026nbsp;Is the laptop still alive??\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;I think so...\n\n(the laptop bursts into flames)\n\nSilver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\n\nErik: \u0026nbsp;\\*Sigh\\* End Trans-\n\nSilver: \u0026nbsp;Don't. \u0026nbsp;Happy Tails.\n\n-END-\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Furry Fan Interviews!","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/652924-furry-fan-interviews-character-guide.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/654412-tommyfox-interviews-balto.json"}}