# NITRO interviews COLLEEN from ROAD ROVERS Author: Silver Teh Coyote Tags: Arctic Fox, Bunny, Colleen, Colleen Road Rovers, Coyote, Dragon, Elmer Fudd, Husky, Looney Tunes, Luigi, Malamute, Moon Moon, Mordecai, Oliver and Company, Road Rovers, Schnox, Silver, Wolf, Xiaolin showdown, dodger, dojo, interview, nitro, regular show #2 of Furry Fan Interviews! In the second episode of Furry Fan Interviews, Nitro gets his foot paw in the door at interviewing! Nitro:  You owe me a new camera. Silver:  Why? Nitro:  It turned to dust. Silver:  That was completely out of my control!  How was I supposed to know that the Arwing was gonna explode? Nitro:  True.  But I still need a new camera.  How are we supposed to film interviews? Silver:  I guess we'll just have to set this laptop on a chair and use a webcam. Nitro: ... Silver:  By the way...it's your turn to interview.  No hard feelings, buddy? Nitro:  WHAT!!! (Meanwhile in the prep room backstage...) Sombra:  Uh-oh.  I just heard a shout. Tommyfox:  I didn't do it! Aniro:  Yes you did.  You're a fox. (Meanwhile, back with Nitro and SIlver) Silver:  If you interview today, I'll spot you for a free room at Motor City Furry Con and give you half of my Strawberry Vanilla cards. Nitro:  I was just messing.  I'll go. Silver:  Really? Nitro:  Only if you all promise to pitch in and buy a new camera. Silver:  Deal. Nitro:  So who am I interviewing? Silver:  Colleen. Nitro:  Ooh!  Maybe I'll get to know her better.  By the way, how are you and Fox getting along? Silver:  I don't like him again. Nitro:  Why? (Flashback) Fox:  That was a great lunch! Silver:  Yeah!  Thanks for coming out, bud! Waiter:  Your total comes to 93 dollars. Silver:  We should both chip in. Fox:  Oh, sorry.  I forgot my wallet at home. Silver:  You paid to get us here. Fox: ... Silver: ... (End Flashback) Silver:  Let's just say he turned out to be a jerk. Nitro:  Oh, okay. Silver:  Now if you don't mind, I need to go outside. Nitro:  Sure. (Back in the prep room...) Ziggo:  Nitro should be ready any- Nitro:  Hello. Ziggo:  -second. Erik:  I'm starving, guys.  I could eat anything. Sombra:  I wouldn't say that if I were you. Erik:  Why not? Sombra:  You don't want to end up like someone we know... (Silver can be seen eating out of the dumpster) Erik:  Yeah...not like that. Nitro:  Well, I had a good breakfast.  And I'm ready to go! Ziggo:  Alright, better get on out there. (Nitro walks on to the stage.  Colleen is already sitting in the interviewee chair.) Nitro:  Hello and welcome to Furry Fan Interviews! (\*crickets\*) Nitro: Wow, this audience is still tough.  Today I'll be interviewing Colleen from Road Rovers. Collen:  Well, blimey, it's about time.  You blokes kept me waiting.  S'awright. Nitro:  Also, I'm now gonna say that Silver, the top dog here, ordered that absolutely NO hoomans are allowed. Luigi:  I'm-a Luigi!  Number One! Nitro:  Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN. (Nitro snaps his claws and Luigi is sent soaring over the crowd out through the front doors of the theater via catapult) Nitro:  Anyone else want some? (Elmer Fudd runs out of the theater, screaming) Nitro:  Pawesome.  Let's start with the interview.  Why did you pretend you didn't know who Blitz was? Colleen:  Well, quite obvious, really.  I was playing hard-to get.  Plus his reaction to it was great fun. Nitro:  I'll bet.  Did you actually flunk paper training like you said in the last episode? Colleen:  Not at all.  I used that as a way for the guards to release me.  Pity it didn't work. Nitro:  Yeah.  In the same episode you said you really liked squeaky toys shaped like bananas.  What does that mean? Colleen:  Well, mate, if ya REALLY wanna know... (WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU A HAPPY BUNNY JUMPING UP AND DOWN) Bunny:  I'm a marshmallow! (AND NOW BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY WATCHING) (Nitro can be seen panting) Nitro:  Sorry about that. Colleen:  There's your comedy. Nitro:  Okay, one more question and then it's time for audience questions.  And it's a GOOD one.  What are your feelings for Hunter? Colleen:  He's a real nice bloke, and that's why I love him.  I also love his happy-go-lucky personality.  It's what I look for in a stud. Everyone in the theater:  Awww.... Silver:  Ooh, I think this was ice cream! Nitro:  Audience question time!  Seat -9000. Moon Moon:  I FOUND THE THING! Nitro:  That's nice.  Seat 97. Banjo:  What was with all the sayings you did during your martial arts moves? Colleen:  Dunno, really.  They seemed to just pop into my head. Nitro: Seat 96. Car Fox:  Show me the car fax! Nitro:  Can we PLEASE have actual questions and not memes or ads?  Seat 88. Dodger:  What was it like to turn into a werewolf? Colleen:  Quite painful actually. Nitro:  Seat 10. Mordecai:   How did you like the Queen of England? Colleen:  Quite alright.  Except for the time I accidentally chewed on the annual Christmas Speech. Nitro:  Seat 3. Dojo:  Does Shag really cook everything in toilet water? Colleen:  Yes, it's absolutely ghastly. Nitro:  That's all the time we have!  Thank you Colleen for being such a great interviewee! Colleen:  It was a pleasure!  I'd better get back to the Master.  Hunter is probably wondering where I am, too. (Colleen leaves and the lights dim) (In the prep room...) Sombra:  How much garbage DID you eat?! Silver:  I lost count...URRRRRRRP. Sombra:  Eww, was that pizza?! Silver:  THREE DAY OLD pizza! :3 Sombra:  Stop sounding like a low-budget anthro show from the '90s. Silver: No. Sombra:  Then just don't burp again. Silver:  Aww... (Nitro enters) Erik:  How did it go? Nitro:  Pretty good.  There certainly are a lot of annoying characters in there. Elmer Fudd:  Be VEWWY VEWWY quiet...I'm hunting WOLVES... Nitro:  Why are you back?  And I'm not a wolf!  Why does everyone keep saying that?! Elmer Fudd:  You don't scare me, wolf! (Elmer Fudd cocks his shotgun) Elmer Fudd:  What's your weapon? (Nitro pulls out an SKS gun) Nitro:  This. (Elmer Fudd drops his gun and runs off, screaming) Nitro:  That was weird... Silver:  At least we finally have footage! (the chair holding the laptop tips over) Erik:  Is the laptop still alive?? Silver:  I think so... (the laptop bursts into flames) Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Erik:  \*Sigh\* End Trans- Silver:  Don't.  Happy Tails. -END-      Source: https://sofurry.com/s/pnGRkZ5m Part of the series Furry Fan Interviews! Previous: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/652924-furry-fan-interviews-character-guide.md Next: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/654412-tommyfox-interviews-balto.md