{"sf1_id":654412,"sf2_id":"ynZVpdbn","title":"TOMMYFOX interviews BALTO","author":"Silver Teh Coyote","words":1150,"posted_at":"2014-01-22T17:16:00.000Z","tags":["Anubis","Arctic Fox","Balto","Big Bad Wolf","Comedy","Corgi","Coyote","Dragon","Husky","Malamute","Mickey Mouse","Minotaur","Mrs Brisby","Mrs Frisby","Ms Brisby","Ms Frisby","No-Yiff","Robin Hood","Sandy Cheeks","Schnox","Spongebob Squarepants","Surly","The Nut Job","The Secret of NIMH","Uncle kage","interview","steele"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/654412-tommyfox-interviews-balto","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ynZVpdbn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/9f/0b/9f0be6a9-98b6-4328-bfe1-94aa47990bf8","description":"#3 of Furry Fan Interviews!\n\nEpisode three of Furry Fan Interviews has Tommyfox interview Balto! We learn that Dragons are weak to ice and fairies. And that chili dogs are spicy.","content":"SILVER: I could really go for a chili dog right now.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Aren't you still upset about the laptop?\n\nSILVER: That's why I could really go for one.\n\nANIRO: \u0026nbsp;What's with your obsession with chili dogs?\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Cuz they're good...and spicy...?\n\nANIRO: \u0026nbsp;Who do you think you are? \u0026nbsp;Sonic??\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;No...?\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;So I guess that would make you Silv-\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;DON'T YOU DARE.\n\n(Tommyfox giggles)\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;In fact, just for that, you're interviewing today.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Okay :3\n\nSILVER: ...\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;I think you messed up his comeback!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;I know. \u0026nbsp;Hehehehe.\n\n(Thunder can be heard)\n\nZIGGO: \u0026nbsp;Guess we're getting a storm today.\n\nERIK: \u0026nbsp;That's weird, they said it was supposed to be sunny.\n\nANIRO: \u0026nbsp;Yes, weatherfurs tend to derp a whole lot.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Anyways, you, with the Mohawk, who am I interviewing today?\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Balto. \u0026nbsp;So pack your bags, we're headed for Nome, Alaska.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Cool! \u0026nbsp;Maybe I'll see some relatives there!\n\nANIRO: \u0026nbsp;I can't go.\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Why not?\n\nANIRO: \u0026nbsp;Ice tends to be super effective on me.\n\n(Erik does a rim shot on a drumset)\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Where did you GET that at???\n\nERIK: \u0026nbsp;I dunno but it's gone now.\n\nNITRO: ...\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Anyways, I was joking.\n\n(Nitro playfully punches Silver in the arm)\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Should have known!\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Aren't you also weak to fairies?\n\nANIRO: \u0026nbsp;WHERE?!?!\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;I don't get what is happening at all.\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Don't worry about it, buddy.\n\n(Aniro can be seen rocking back and forth on the floor in a corner)\n\nSOMBRA: \u0026nbsp;That happened.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Yepp.\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Anyhoo...I guess we'll just have to not tape this episode.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Not so fast! \u0026nbsp;I got my GoPro stick. \u0026nbsp;I'll just shoot the interview from the audience!\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;That could work.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Better work!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;So when should we get on out there?\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;Now, actually. \u0026nbsp;Both of ya better start going.\n\nTOMMYFOX: Alright.\n\nNITRO: Okay.\n\n(Nitro exits the prep room through a door marked \"Audience\" and Tommyfox walks onto the stage.)\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Welcome to another episode of Furry Fan Interviews! \u0026nbsp;At this time I would like to remind you that by our top dog Silver's wishes, no hoomans are allowed here.\n\nUNCLE KAGE: \u0026nbsp;What about me?\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;You're an exception, so saith the coyote. \u0026nbsp;Glad you could make it!\n\nUNCLE KAGE: \u0026nbsp;You're welcome! :)\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Anyways, we've got a really special guest tonight! \u0026nbsp;Let's have a round of the paws for the star of one of the biggest fandoms within our fandom, Balto from...Balto! \u0026nbsp;Now, where is he?\n\n(Balto walks onto the stage)\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Oh.\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Sorry I'm late. \u0026nbsp;Boris kept trying to talk himself out of looking after Muk and Luk.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Think he's okay with it?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Aw, come on, what's the worst that could happen?\n\n(Meanwhile...)\n\nLuk: \u0026nbsp;NO, Muk! \u0026nbsp;Don't sit on...Uncle Boris.\n\nBoris (muffled): \u0026nbsp;I...HATE...BEARS.\n\n(Back to Balto...)\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Anyways, why don't you sit on the...wait...where's the interviewee chair?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Silver howled at me that I wouldn't need a chair because I'm a quad.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Oh, right. \u0026nbsp;So first question. \u0026nbsp;Well...second question.\n\n(Tommyfox giggles)\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;I'm ready.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Sooo...as you might know, you are a huge staple in the Furry Fandom. \u0026nbsp;Many fursonas are based off of the characters from your universe. \u0026nbsp;How do you feel about this?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;I'm honored...although I don't really care much about fame, because that was what made Steele become evil. I'm just glad that I'm a great father with a wonderful mate and a wonderful family that I'd give anything for.\n\nEVERYONE IN THE THEATER: D'awwwwww!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;That was a really great answer.\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Thanks!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;So, next question. \u0026nbsp;Where did you meet Boris?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;I met him when I was an abandoned pup, wandering around Nome. \u0026nbsp;He didn't know how to fly, and I didn't know where my mom and dad were. \u0026nbsp;He asked me if I could fly and I told him that I couldn't, but I would do what ever it takes to encourage him. \u0026nbsp;He thanked me, and then I asked him if he knew where my parents were. \u0026nbsp;He said he didn't know, but that I now could have something that would really help me get by: a friend. And he helped me hunt from what I remembered, and that is how I survived and how he learned to fly.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;That's really a great story. \u0026nbsp;What happened to Steele after he was shunned from the team and the dog community?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;I actually don't know. \u0026nbsp;He was never seen or heard from again. \u0026nbsp;A rumor is going around that he may be a very distant family member of Niju.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;The villain from Wolf Quest?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Huh? \u0026nbsp;I don't know what you mean. \u0026nbsp;Are you talking about when Aleu went off on a quest to find out who she was?\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Yeah let's go with that. \u0026nbsp;I need something to make this less awkward...\n\nSTEELE: \u0026nbsp;Hello.\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;What are YOU doing here?!\n\nSTEELE: Dunno.\n\nTOMMYFOX (aside): \u0026nbsp;...Thanks?\n\nSTEELE: \u0026nbsp;Sure.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Anyways...last question before we go to audience questions.\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Actually, do you mind just going to audience questions? \u0026nbsp;I actually have a bad feeling about what's happening to Boris...\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;No problem. \u0026nbsp;You heard the wolfdog. \u0026nbsp;Seat 9.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Hello!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Hi. \u0026nbsp;Seat 23.\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Hello!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Ignoring you. \u0026nbsp;Seat 73.\n\nROBIN HOOD: \u0026nbsp;Why are you more famous than me?! \u0026nbsp;I was the original furry!\n\nMICKEY MOUSE: \u0026nbsp;I resent that! \u0026nbsp;Ha ha.\n\nTHE BIG BAD WOLF: \u0026nbsp;Wanna say that to my face?!\n\nMINOTAUR: \u0026nbsp;Wanna say that to MY face?!\n\nANUBIS: \u0026nbsp;You guys are SO ADORABLE.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;I'm surrounded by idiots...seat 99. \u0026nbsp;And PLEASE make it a good question!\n\nSANDY CHEEKS: \u0026nbsp;What do y'all think is the most important part of being a canine?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Three things: \u0026nbsp;Leadership, companionship, and loyalty.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;More questions like that, guys! \u0026nbsp;Seat 14.\n\nSURLY (from THE NUT JOB): \u0026nbsp;Have you ever stolen anything?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Only Boris from when he got stuck in that butcher shop.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;These are good questions! \u0026nbsp;I'm liking this now. \u0026nbsp;Final question goes to seat 82.\n\nMRS FRISBY: \u0026nbsp;What is it mean to you that you are a true hero?\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Honestly, it means that at the end of the day, others have someone to look up to and inspire them, and that is really all that matters.\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Well that's all the time we have! \u0026nbsp;Thank you so much Balto, for being a great interviewee!\n\nBALTO: \u0026nbsp;Hey, no problem. \u0026nbsp;See you around. \u0026nbsp;I usually attend these interview shows.\n\n(The lights dim and Tommyfox and Nitro head back to the prep room)\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;Did you really get all of it?\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Yepp!\n\nTOMMYFOX: \u0026nbsp;How did you go from one seat to the next?\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Magic.\n\nSILVER: \u0026nbsp;The good news is the camera didn't break!\n\nNITRO: ...\n\nTOMMYFOX: ...\n\nANIRO: ...\n\nERIK: ...\n\nSOMBRA: ...\n\nZIGGO: ...\n\nSILVER: ...\n\nNITRO: \u0026nbsp;Guess it didn't.\n\n(An anvil is dropped on Silver)\n\nSILVER: Pain.\n\nZIGGO: \u0026nbsp;Happy tails.\n\n-END-\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Furry Fan Interviews!","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/652959-nitro-interviews-colleen-from-road-rovers.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/655349-aniro-interviews-peanut-from-housepets.json"}}