# TOMMYFOX interviews BALTO

Author: Silver Teh Coyote
Tags: Anubis, Arctic Fox, Balto, Big Bad Wolf, Comedy, Corgi, Coyote, Dragon, Husky, Malamute, Mickey Mouse, Minotaur, Mrs Brisby, Mrs Frisby, Ms Brisby, Ms Frisby, No-Yiff, Robin Hood, Sandy Cheeks, Schnox, Spongebob Squarepants, Surly, The Nut Job, The Secret of NIMH, Uncle kage, interview, steele

#3 of Furry Fan Interviews!

Episode three of Furry Fan Interviews has Tommyfox interview Balto! We learn that Dragons are weak to ice and fairies. And that chili dogs are spicy.

SILVER: I could really go for a chili dog right now.

NITRO: &nbsp;Aren't you still upset about the laptop?

SILVER: That's why I could really go for one.

ANIRO: &nbsp;What's with your obsession with chili dogs?

SILVER: &nbsp;Cuz they're good...and spicy...?

ANIRO: &nbsp;Who do you think you are? &nbsp;Sonic??

SILVER: &nbsp;No...?

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;So I guess that would make you Silv-

SILVER: &nbsp;DON'T YOU DARE.

(Tommyfox giggles)

SILVER: &nbsp;In fact, just for that, you're interviewing today.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Okay :3

SILVER: ...

NITRO: &nbsp;I think you messed up his comeback!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;I know. &nbsp;Hehehehe.

(Thunder can be heard)

ZIGGO: &nbsp;Guess we're getting a storm today.

ERIK: &nbsp;That's weird, they said it was supposed to be sunny.

ANIRO: &nbsp;Yes, weatherfurs tend to derp a whole lot.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Anyways, you, with the Mohawk, who am I interviewing today?

SILVER: &nbsp;Balto. &nbsp;So pack your bags, we're headed for Nome, Alaska.

NITRO: &nbsp;Cool! &nbsp;Maybe I'll see some relatives there!

ANIRO: &nbsp;I can't go.

SILVER: &nbsp;Why not?

ANIRO: &nbsp;Ice tends to be super effective on me.

(Erik does a rim shot on a drumset)

NITRO: &nbsp;Where did you GET that at???

ERIK: &nbsp;I dunno but it's gone now.

NITRO: ...

SILVER: &nbsp;Anyways, I was joking.

(Nitro playfully punches Silver in the arm)

NITRO: &nbsp;Should have known!

SILVER: &nbsp;Aren't you also weak to fairies?

ANIRO: &nbsp;WHERE?!?!

NITRO: &nbsp;I don't get what is happening at all.

SILVER: &nbsp;Don't worry about it, buddy.

(Aniro can be seen rocking back and forth on the floor in a corner)

SOMBRA: &nbsp;That happened.

NITRO: &nbsp;Yepp.

SILVER: &nbsp;Anyhoo...I guess we'll just have to not tape this episode.

NITRO: &nbsp;Not so fast! &nbsp;I got my GoPro stick. &nbsp;I'll just shoot the interview from the audience!

SILVER: &nbsp;That could work.

NITRO: &nbsp;Better work!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;So when should we get on out there?

SILVER: &nbsp;Now, actually. &nbsp;Both of ya better start going.

TOMMYFOX: Alright.

NITRO: Okay.

(Nitro exits the prep room through a door marked "Audience" and Tommyfox walks onto the stage.)

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Welcome to another episode of Furry Fan Interviews! &nbsp;At this time I would like to remind you that by our top dog Silver's wishes, no hoomans are allowed here.

UNCLE KAGE: &nbsp;What about me?

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;You're an exception, so saith the coyote. &nbsp;Glad you could make it!

UNCLE KAGE: &nbsp;You're welcome! :)

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Anyways, we've got a really special guest tonight! &nbsp;Let's have a round of the paws for the star of one of the biggest fandoms within our fandom, Balto from...Balto! &nbsp;Now, where is he?

(Balto walks onto the stage)

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Oh.

BALTO: &nbsp;Sorry I'm late. &nbsp;Boris kept trying to talk himself out of looking after Muk and Luk.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Think he's okay with it?

BALTO: &nbsp;Aw, come on, what's the worst that could happen?

(Meanwhile...)

Luk: &nbsp;NO, Muk! &nbsp;Don't sit on...Uncle Boris.

Boris (muffled): &nbsp;I...HATE...BEARS.

(Back to Balto...)

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Anyways, why don't you sit on the...wait...where's the interviewee chair?

BALTO: &nbsp;Silver howled at me that I wouldn't need a chair because I'm a quad.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Oh, right. &nbsp;So first question. &nbsp;Well...second question.

(Tommyfox giggles)

BALTO: &nbsp;I'm ready.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Sooo...as you might know, you are a huge staple in the Furry Fandom. &nbsp;Many fursonas are based off of the characters from your universe. &nbsp;How do you feel about this?

BALTO: &nbsp;I'm honored...although I don't really care much about fame, because that was what made Steele become evil. I'm just glad that I'm a great father with a wonderful mate and a wonderful family that I'd give anything for.

EVERYONE IN THE THEATER: D'awwwwww!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;That was a really great answer.

BALTO: &nbsp;Thanks!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;So, next question. &nbsp;Where did you meet Boris?

BALTO: &nbsp;I met him when I was an abandoned pup, wandering around Nome. &nbsp;He didn't know how to fly, and I didn't know where my mom and dad were. &nbsp;He asked me if I could fly and I told him that I couldn't, but I would do what ever it takes to encourage him. &nbsp;He thanked me, and then I asked him if he knew where my parents were. &nbsp;He said he didn't know, but that I now could have something that would really help me get by: a friend. And he helped me hunt from what I remembered, and that is how I survived and how he learned to fly.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;That's really a great story. &nbsp;What happened to Steele after he was shunned from the team and the dog community?

BALTO: &nbsp;I actually don't know. &nbsp;He was never seen or heard from again. &nbsp;A rumor is going around that he may be a very distant family member of Niju.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;The villain from Wolf Quest?

BALTO: &nbsp;Huh? &nbsp;I don't know what you mean. &nbsp;Are you talking about when Aleu went off on a quest to find out who she was?

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Yeah let's go with that. &nbsp;I need something to make this less awkward...

STEELE: &nbsp;Hello.

BALTO: &nbsp;What are YOU doing here?!

STEELE: Dunno.

TOMMYFOX (aside): &nbsp;...Thanks?

STEELE: &nbsp;Sure.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Anyways...last question before we go to audience questions.

BALTO: &nbsp;Actually, do you mind just going to audience questions? &nbsp;I actually have a bad feeling about what's happening to Boris...

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;No problem. &nbsp;You heard the wolfdog. &nbsp;Seat 9.

NITRO: &nbsp;Hello!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Hi. &nbsp;Seat 23.

NITRO: &nbsp;Hello!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Ignoring you. &nbsp;Seat 73.

ROBIN HOOD: &nbsp;Why are you more famous than me?! &nbsp;I was the original furry!

MICKEY MOUSE: &nbsp;I resent that! &nbsp;Ha ha.

THE BIG BAD WOLF: &nbsp;Wanna say that to my face?!

MINOTAUR: &nbsp;Wanna say that to MY face?!

ANUBIS: &nbsp;You guys are SO ADORABLE.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;I'm surrounded by idiots...seat 99. &nbsp;And PLEASE make it a good question!

SANDY CHEEKS: &nbsp;What do y'all think is the most important part of being a canine?

BALTO: &nbsp;Three things: &nbsp;Leadership, companionship, and loyalty.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;More questions like that, guys! &nbsp;Seat 14.

SURLY (from THE NUT JOB): &nbsp;Have you ever stolen anything?

BALTO: &nbsp;Only Boris from when he got stuck in that butcher shop.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;These are good questions! &nbsp;I'm liking this now. &nbsp;Final question goes to seat 82.

MRS FRISBY: &nbsp;What is it mean to you that you are a true hero?

BALTO: &nbsp;Honestly, it means that at the end of the day, others have someone to look up to and inspire them, and that is really all that matters.

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Well that's all the time we have! &nbsp;Thank you so much Balto, for being a great interviewee!

BALTO: &nbsp;Hey, no problem. &nbsp;See you around. &nbsp;I usually attend these interview shows.

(The lights dim and Tommyfox and Nitro head back to the prep room)

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;Did you really get all of it?

NITRO: &nbsp;Yepp!

TOMMYFOX: &nbsp;How did you go from one seat to the next?

NITRO: &nbsp;Magic.

SILVER: &nbsp;The good news is the camera didn't break!

NITRO: ...

TOMMYFOX: ...

ANIRO: ...

ERIK: ...

SOMBRA: ...

ZIGGO: ...

SILVER: ...

NITRO: &nbsp;Guess it didn't.

(An anvil is dropped on Silver)

SILVER: Pain.

ZIGGO: &nbsp;Happy tails.

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