# Bowser`s New Girlfriend!!! Ch:30 Funny Sh*t

Author: Bowserkill123
Tags: Bowser, Jewelia, Katie, Koopalings, funny, laughing, lunch

#30 of Bowser

Bowser and Jewelia were eating their lunch. Jewelia was doing funny expressions of Mario and Toad. (It`s Super Mario filmcow on YouTube) She finished her meal Bowser was drinking his pop. "(Chinese Mario=CM)It`s-a me, Mariro!(Toad=T)God no!(CM)Mariro want comby chicken!(T)Stop it.(CM)Where is priiiincess?(T)Go back to stomping the animals.(CM)I saw Bowser pee pee in Coka-Cola!" Bowser, Katie, and the koopalings nearly died of laughter. "And Bowser`s looking at him like WHAT??!!! YOU SAW THAT??!!!" Everyone cracked up even harder. Jewelia then laid a stink bomb. "MY...GOD!!" Roy says. Everyone (not Roy) crack up. Roy just covers his nose. Jewelia lookes at the new ring on her finger. She was so happy! "(T)This is like the eqivilant of putting on a bad Chinese accent and yelling Fried Rice-a-bunch. It`s just racist dude! (M)Mario can do Chinese!(T)Oh god, please no! \*power-up sound\*" Everyone laughs so hard, they start to cry. Jewelia gives a little grin. "Ok. That`s enough for now." "NO!!" Everyone screams. "Ok...Umm.." "Do the one you told me and Papa yesterday." Junior suggests. (A Depressed Whale filmcow YouTube) "(Fish=F)Hey Mr. Whale. What`s going on?(Whale=W)Well to be honest, I`m kind of fellin' depressed.(F)Oh. I`m sorry to hear that. Have you tried..Swimming around?(W)Yeah I tried swimming around.(F)Have you tried eating some plankton?(W)Yeah I tried eating some planktons.(F)Well I guess that`s just about all a whale can do, huh?(W)Yeah, and none of it helped, I`m still all depressed, and you know what else?(F)What? \*the whale pulld out a gun\* (W)This is a robbery! Give me yo god damn money!(F)Woah!(W)I said give me yo money bitch!(F)I really don`t know what`s going on here..(W)I aint depressed. Thet was a rouse. Hell, I don`t even know if whales can get depressed." Everyone starts laughing. (Skipping near the end of the video) "(F)I`m not a cop. I`m a fry-cook at Steak-n-Sheak.(W)I`ll be honest, I don`t really understand where that leaves us." Until nxt Ch!

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