{"sf1_id":673326,"sf2_id":"7ejkYpZm","title":"training sucks along with everything else !","author":"Tsumesakamea","words":749,"posted_at":"2014-02-27T23:55:00.000Z","tags":["Kingdom Hearts"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/673326-training-sucks-along-with-everything-else","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/7ejkYpZm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/f9/47/f9474da7-ef23-437f-9a34-1079f4e2d6f7","description":"#21 of kingdom hearts","content":"Phil: hey champ , how ya feeling ? better rest up for tomorrow's match. nobody's gonna pay to see a worn out hero ... capiche? remember what i told . victory in the games comes down to two simple words: eat , bathe , sleep\u0026nbsp;\n\njake: that's 3 things you jack !\n\nPhil had his back turn as he began to talk about stuff that mead sora and the others laugh , once he turn around he saw sora , goofy and Donald\u0026nbsp;\n\nPhil :hey , if it ain't the junior heroes !\n\nsora: looking good , Phil\n\nPhil: never better , how you guys been ? have you earned your \" true hero\" wings yet?\n\nsora: uhhh\n\nPhil: nope , you ain't got what it takes.\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume/jake: HEY !\n\nPhil: so whats up\n\ntsume: sora wants us to beat on Hades\u0026nbsp;\n\nPhil: and you 2 are ?\n\njake: im jake and she is tsume , were friends of sora\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp; Phil: oh ....ha ha ha ! you five \u0026nbsp;are gonna take on Hades ?\n\nDonald : whats so funny!?\n\nPhil: you got nerve . i like that , hey you never know - stranger things have happened , right ? better get cracking , guys\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;jake: were not that week goat man were better than you could ever believe\u0026nbsp;\n\nPhil: sure you are , but hey if you want you guys can use the arena for practice\n\nand with that he walked off\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: uh so what do we do ?\n\njake: and what are these things ?\n\ngoofy: well you have to break those weird things as fast as possible , and pick up the orbs\n\njake: oh ok , seem easy enough\u0026nbsp;\n\ngoofy: i think you should aim for the ones bunches together\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: thanks for the info goofy\u0026nbsp;\n\nso sora thought it would be better if \u0026nbsp;tsume and jake both team up and took down the yellow things, it wasn't hard at all for them to beat the crap out of them one by one as for jake he went on a killing spree , screaming like an Indian as he collect the orbs. once that was over sora came back up to sora\u0026nbsp;\n\nsora: so how \u0026nbsp;were they Phil ?\n\nPhil: it ain't over yet , \u0026nbsp;there's more on the menu . you relax once you've finished all the training\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: hey !\n\nsora: no problem !\n\njake: what !\n\nafter the 3 hours of training tsume snuck away to cool off, then Hercules came as sora went over to talk to him\u0026nbsp;\n\nPhil: \u0026nbsp;listen , I gotta take off for a bit .\n\nsora: where to ?\n\nPhil: none of your beeswax\u0026nbsp;\n\njake: oh yeah well i got 2 words for you buddy and that's \u0026nbsp;-\n\ntsume: jake no , not today\u0026nbsp;\n\nand with that Phil walk off as they turn their attention back to Hercules\n\nHercules: sorry guys\n\njake: who died ?\n\ntsume: jake !\n\njake: what ?\n\nHercules: the Olympus stone has been stolen\n\njake: what are the odds !\n\ntsume: give it a rest jake\u0026nbsp;\n\nsora: what !?\n\ngoofy: \u0026nbsp;by who ?\n\nHercules: we don't know yet .\n\njake: is it cause you didn't pay your insurance on Geico?\n\ntsume face palm her self as everyone stopped and looked at jake very confused\u0026nbsp;\n\njake: (sweat drop) eh , never mind (look away)\n\nHercules: \u0026nbsp;anyway all we're sure of is that it was a guy in a black hooded cloak\n\ntsume: huh , black hoody ?\n\njake: THAT BASTARD !\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: he's dead when i find him\n\nHercules: and he had accomplices a bunch of creatures in white\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: Double that !\n\njake: triple the danger !\n\nsora: what are you two yelling about ?\n\ntsume/jake: nothing\n\nHercules: \u0026nbsp;someone you know ?\n\nsora: uh, i think so\n\ntsume: you think ?! , sora sweetly we don't think-\n\njake: WE KILL !!!\n\ntsume: I was gonna say we know but let's go with kill\u0026nbsp;\n\nsora: hey , if we can get the Olympus stone \u0026nbsp;back , can we borrow it for a while ?\n\nHercules: sure ,by the way , you haven't seen meg around , have you?\n\ntsume: never heard of her\u0026nbsp;\n\njake: now that was just mean\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: shut up, im not jealous\u0026nbsp;\n\nsora: no we haven't\u0026nbsp;\n\nHercules: oh , okay ...\n\njake: maybe she's cheating on you with someone hotter\u0026nbsp;\n\ntsume: JAKE !\n\nHercules: what ?\n\ntsume summoned her keyblade and hit jake in the head with it\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"kingdom hearts","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/670986-training-camp-here-we-come.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/674641-meet-red.json"}}