{"sf1_id":676350,"sf2_id":"Rm0o9EZe","title":"the Maury show !","author":"Tsumesakamea","words":804,"posted_at":"2014-03-06T17:51:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","Fanfiction"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/676350-the-maury-show","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Rm0o9EZe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/c2/b6/c2b6ab18-10e2-435e-b4b5-11e608883716","description":"#6 of mini story\n\ni was so bored when i mead this crappy story, but hey what else could i have not made","content":"\u0026nbsp;Maury: hello and welcome to the Maury show !\n\n\u0026nbsp;crowed clapping and cheering\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury: on today show we have are guess tsume sakamea and vex ashimora. tsume says that vex isn't the father of her son hex , but he says that he is and he remembers having sex with year 3 years ago . let's have a look\n\n\u0026nbsp;video)\n\n\u0026nbsp; tsume :uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\n\n\u0026nbsp;vex:um yeah im the father\n\n\u0026nbsp; tsume: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\n\nvex:.......yep still the father .....i know im the father ......yep\n\n\u0026nbsp; tsume: why are these cameras in my face ? and were is my sandwich?\n\n\u0026nbsp;vex:i don't know what else to say but i know im the father\n\n\u0026nbsp;tsume: HI MOM , IM ON TV !\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :ok lets welcome tsume to the show\n\n\u0026nbsp;clapping )\n\n\u0026nbsp;tsume walk in wearing short purple overalls , white and purple shoes and hair in pigtail\n\ntsume: hi Maury ! -sit down-\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury : tsume is it true that you don't believe that vex isn't the father of your son hex ?\n\n\u0026nbsp;tsume: well um yes\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury \u0026nbsp;:but why is that\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:.....to tell you the truth i don't know\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :um ok , well was vex with you when you gave birth to hex\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:can i lie ?\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :no\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:ok then no he didn't\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :is that a lie?\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:.....no , yes , ummmm maybe\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :so he was with you that day right ?\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:yes i guess he was\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :who named him you or him ?\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:does it matter ?\n\n\u0026nbsp;Maury :so tell me why you don't think vex isn't the father to your son \u0026nbsp;?\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:sigh- .....i wish i new\n\nMaury :OK i can see im not getting anywhere with you\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:your damn right , can i have a cookie ?\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Maury :uh no\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:aww\n\nMaury :lets bring out vex\n\n\u0026nbsp;clapping)\n\n\u0026nbsp;vex walks in wearing ......orange shirt with a star on it , black pants and uh black and white shoes\n\nvex : HELLO NEW YORK !\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:uh vex i don't think were in new York\n\nvex \u0026nbsp;:oops -sits- hi Maury\n\nMaury :vex tell me are you the father of tsume son ?\n\nvex :yes i am\u0026nbsp;\n\nTsume :no you're not , stop lieing\n\nvex :you know im the father seeing we had 3 more kids to\n\nTsume :yeah well i know you're the father for them, but hex isn't your son\n\ncrowed gasp)\n\nMaury :ok let's get to the result .......vex you.. are the father\n\ncrowed: YAY !!!!! CLAPPING\n\nvex \u0026nbsp;:YES I NEW IT !!!!\n\nTsume :THAT'S NOT FAIR ! HE CANT BE THE FATHER ! THIS IS BULLSHIT , I DIDN'T SPEND ALL MY TIME TO - (phone ringing) wait , wait hold on my son is calling me (answer phone) hello...oooh ....really...ok bye (hang up) ok it looks like he is the father my son told me that its true\n\nvex:so i win\n\nTsume \u0026nbsp;:no you don't win , i did\n\nvex :but you said i wasn't the father\n\nTsume :nooooo that's what you said , i said you were the father\n\nvex :stop lieing tsume\n\nTsume :no , you stop lieing\n\nvex:YOU\n\nTsume :YOU\n\nvex:YOU\n\nTsume :YOU\n\nvex: YOU\n\nTsume :YOU\n\nvex :YOU\n\nTsume : YOU !!!!!!! NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE !!\n\n\u0026nbsp;crowed:...........................................................\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\nTsume :(giggle) sorry\n\nMaury :OK next we have Ryuichi kiyoyama , and his story is that he is the father to tsume new-born kids, kiyo and ichigo\n\ntsume: (low voice) he is so not the father\n\nryuichi :(from back stage) I CAN HEAR YOU KITTY !\n\nTsume :SORRY !\n\nvex \u0026nbsp;:when and how did he get here?\n\nTsume :uh magic\n\nvex :.....fair enough\n\n\u0026nbsp; Maury :lets bring out Ryuichi\n\ncrowed: clapping\n\nwalk out in his hot school outfit\n\ntsume: baka\n\n\u0026nbsp;ryuichi: i heard that\n\nTsume :uh (point to vex) he did it\n\nvex :wait what ?!\n\nryuichi :I thought i told you to stop \u0026nbsp;lieing \u0026nbsp;\n\nTsume :yeah and i told you to stop treating me like a kid \u0026nbsp;, by the way I know you're the father\n\nryuichi : I know\u0026nbsp;\n\nMaury :OK ryuichi do you think you're the father ?\n\nryuichi :I don't think , i know im the father and she does to\n\nTsume :cookie party !\n\nTsume :OK Ryuichi let's get to the results.......ryuichi....you ARE the father\n\n\u0026nbsp;cheering and clapping)\n\nTsume :i hate this show\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\nvex :me to its boring ....want to go fight on Jerry springer?\n\nTsume :but kitty you don't have any enemy's to fight on there\u0026nbsp;\n\nvex :that's what you think\n\nryuichi :why are you still hear?\n\nTsume :hey be nice puppy , and don't worry \u0026nbsp;i'll be fine . now let's go to Jerry !\n\nvex: YEAH !\n\nryuichi: eh OK , i got nothing better to do anyway\n\ntsume: JERRY\n\nvex:JERRY\n\nryuichi :JERRY\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"mini story","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/676367-tsume-and-ryuichi-wedding-day.json"}}