{"sf1_id":687547,"sf2_id":"Xnrkkdj1","title":"DitD 2 Fanfic","author":"Of The Wilds","words":826,"posted_at":"2014-04-01T23:33:00.000Z","tags":["April Fools","Dargon","Gud speeling","Humorous","M/F","Rubber","fanfic","funny"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/687547-ditd-2-fanfic","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Xnrkkdj1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/71/bf/71bf765d-f637-426f-a344-38758b388227","description":"#6 of DitD Outtakes\n\nhi guis its me Off Teh Weeds again from last year you remember rite cause i made this gud story as a gift to my riter dargon fernd Of The Wilds and u can find teh story herehttps://www.sofurry.com/view/521403\nand then i worked really really hard on my spellin ad my story tellin skills but ten i braked all my fingers in a thumb wrestlin contest with patrick stewart and so i had to start over from scritch\nbut hears my newst story i hope you take it","content":"Pro Log\n\nIt was the night day after he banged her. and she was gone so he looked sad because now he was alone. Damn he said I don't hat her so I will crave her face on this wall\n\nRest of story\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThat hot chick woke up and took a bat but not in a tube. Wow I bnged a sexy dargon was that good or bad? She did not know so she wwent to ate brakefast and Tomass was there and he said don't let the dargon in het dungen bit you. instead of her dark greek shit she put on a purple scat and a tub top toe show off her booby tits.\n\n\"shut up tomass ur jealous he thinks im sex.\"\n\n\"Ya\"\n\n\"okay\"\n\n\"Bye\"\n\n\"By\"\n\nSo alia went back in teh dungen and it was relly dark but now it was nice because teh dargon was there. but teh dargon wasnt there.\u0026nbsp;\n\nAlien looked round till she found another room and there was a dargon in the dungen there. he had a blanket and a pillow and some booze and some book and a boner.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"1Alia said teh dragon standing up and hiding his dirty snausage\n\n\"hah hah u got boner ur perv\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nbutt he was witty or somethin so he said \"i know u r but wat am i.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nthen alie hugged him cause she loved him even tho she thought he was perv. \"i wont tell u have stuff here\"\n\n\"is that a promise\"\n\n\"ya its a porpoise i swear\",\n\nso alie went to the city to bye some grift for her dargon. Even tho she was relly hot with black hair and relly big boobs the city was mean. in Illdra they did not like people with black hair becuse they was racist. its like a morale dont be a racer. neway she went to buy presets for her dragon. she knew he liked lamp so she bought him the biggest lamb dump she could find and watched him eat the lamb dump.\u0026nbsp;\n\nThen since the dargon was old she buyed him a stuffed toy to remind him of his hatching. but she didnt konw he had a son yet but when she found out she was real sad but that was in the future not yet.\u0026nbsp;\n\nshe called him Vag Jr. But his porn was curly not straight\n\nElia went back to the shitty of illdran and went to get baked. when she got to the blackery she saw some hobos eatin out of the trash.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"hey stop you hobos thats not ur trash\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nthen she saw they wasn't hobos but they was urg...urb...urdlethings...hobos. All the hobos runned away accept none. he pulled out his nife and went to rub her.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"oh no ur a rubber\" Alia screamed because it was scary to get rubbed in the alley. but when he tried to taco her money she sad \"stranger danger!\" and she kicked teh strange dancer in his no no place.\u0026nbsp;\n\nthen she buyed the biggest chokelate coke she cud find and went back to the dragons dump.\n\nshe went down the stairs and at the bottom there was a blood.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"oh no1111 she creamed.\u0026nbsp;\n\nalia was so scarred she dropped her chocolate cock on the ground.\u0026nbsp;\n\nshe found teh dargon and he was crying becuz he had a nosebleed. Alia was surprise!1 was it a noesblood becuz he was a nerdy dargon and she was totally hawt? yes.\u0026nbsp;\n\nor cuz Tomass wiped him becaz he was jelly that the dragon got to bone Alia. That one. So she went to Tom's ass and said \"ur just totes jelly im smokin hawt\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nToemass said \"it wasnt me who wiped the dragon it was that guy\" and he pointed to some rich dooshbag jock who had a wipe on his belt.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"oh\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nSo Alya went back to the dragon and put a bandaid on his bloody noose. Then he peeled down her purple scat and played tongue tickler on her girl pickle. but its a girl so its not a pickle but its inside like she head a total lady bonner for his tongue. then he teased her skin with his clause and made his tongue go in her murrhole till her happy water came out like when girls have a happyending.\n\nthen she saw that his dingaling was out so she made it get oily. then she sat on his ding dong and gave him an doily buttjob. then he had that thing thta happens to my sheet when i have a funny dream and then he said being alone is dumb\n\nalia said \"i kno u r but wat am i\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Hahahaha dont go away\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"okay ill stay\"\u0026nbsp;\n\nthen she slept against his dragon boobs and listened to his bart humping till she feel asleep.\n\n9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999\n\nplez left a comment if u laked it and if it warm ur bart or gave u a bonner haha\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"DitD Outtakes","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/687531-an-april-funeral.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/799915-pictures-in-the-snow-a-ditd-christmas-story-a-writer-s-portrait.json"}}