{"sf1_id":700482,"sf2_id":"Vm20qVZ1","title":"battle plan A: was AWESOME !....but it's CRAP !","author":"Tsumesakamea","words":994,"posted_at":"2014-05-03T14:24:00.000Z","tags":["Kingdom Hearts"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/700482-battle-plan-a-was-awesome-but-it-s-crap","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Vm20qVZ1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/bb/41/bb416b4a-c983-43e6-ba51-daaa058300f5","description":"#28 of kingdom hearts","content":"Will: I had to\n\nJake: great\n\nWill: jack's no fairy tale pirate. The real ones arent to be trusted\n\nJake: you can't just ditch the girl and drag Jack with you?!\n\nTsume: Jake stop, what we have to do is find the hideout and get Jack back\n\nSora: tsume right , let's move out\n\nJake: to where?\n\nWill: to Port Royal\n\nThey were going to set sail but was soon ambush by pirates, so they have to fight them all to continue on\n\nTsume: it's weird that we keep seeing pirates and not heartless\n\nJake: that is true\n\nTsume: I just hope we find red to\n\nJake: well you leave that child alone!\n\nWill pov)\n\nWill: is it true you gave barbossa my name instead of yours. why choose my name\n\nElizabeth: I don't know ( pull out medallion)\n\nWill: Elizabeth where did you get that?\n\nElizabeth: it's yours. from that day we found you drifting at sea\n\nWill: after all this time I thought I lost it, it was a gift from my father\n\nElizabeth: I'm sorry\n\nShe said as she handed him the medallion\n\nWill: why did you take it?\n\nElizabeth: because I was afraid that you were a pirate. \u0026nbsp;that would have been awful\n\nWill: \u0026nbsp;of course... don't you see, \u0026nbsp;it wasn't your blood \u0026nbsp;they needed... it was my father's blood, my blood. the blood of a pirate\n\nT/j pov)\n\nAs they were sailing they saw that they were getting closer until\n\nElizabeth: will look !\n\nElizabeth pointed at the ship's heading their way\n\nDonald: now what?\u0026nbsp;\n\nSora: I wonder what Jack would do?\u0026nbsp;\n\nJake: I'll tell you what he'll do he'll kill them!\n\nTsume: jake shut up!\n\nJake: it's the truth woman, now lets fight for are lives\n\nTsume: (sigh) I never get a break\n\nWill: I'm not sure, I suppose he'd run for it\n\nSora: sounds like a plan to me\n\nThen there was the bang sound making the ship shake and everyone fell to the floor as sora fell on top of tsume making them blush and will almost fell overboard\n\nGoofy: everyone hit the deck!\n\nGoofy shout and again there was a fire from the Canon making all of them fall when jake saw sora on top of tsume he pushed him off her glaring at him when Elizabeth fell she dropped the medallion and Sora picked it up\n\nSora: we're going to have to fight\n\nTsume: I'm with you on that Sora\n\nJake: me too\n\nTsume and sora end up together using magic attacks as Jake and Goofy and Donald fight them off using other attacks and Jake was using some of his earth combo moves. \u0026nbsp;Now for the fun part jake would throw them overboard and tsume would beat them into submission and then Jake would throw them over board again and pretty much they won\n\nDonald: hooray!\n\nSora: we beat the Pirates!\n\nTsume: nobody can beat us up!\n\nJake: damn straight\n\nVoice: well did you now laddie\n\nAs they turned around they saw Elizabeth and Jack tied up and they were surrounded by more pirate .\n\nTsume: this isn't good\n\nJake: well I'm ready for round 2\n\nBarbossa: \u0026nbsp;now then I'll be taking back that medallion\n\nTsume: don't give it to him Sora!\n\nBarbossa: unless it's more important than their lives\n\nTsume: (growl)\n\nJake: you bastard!\n\nVoice: Barbossa!\u0026nbsp;\n\nBarbossa looked and saw will with a gun in his hand\n\nWill: she goes free\n\nBarbossa: \u0026nbsp;go ahead boy shoot we can't die\n\nJake: there goes that plan\n\nwill: you can't die but I can\n\nJake: suicide\n\nWill: my name is Will Turner my father was bootstrap bill Turner his blood runs in my veins . On my words do as I say or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones locker\n\nTsume: death is so not an option\n\nBarbossa: \u0026nbsp;name your terms... Mr Turner\n\nWill: release Elizabeth ...and Sora, \u0026nbsp;tsume,jake, Donald and Goofy\n\nBarbossa: \u0026nbsp;anything else?\n\nJake: yeah free tickets to Chuck E Cheese!\n\ntsume: ( whisper) Disneyland\n\nJake: oh I'm sorry I mean Disneyland!\n\nWill: leave -now\n\nJake: i would like something to eat\n\nTsume: but you eat before we got here\n\nBarbossa: agreed leave we shall\n\nThe captain with a bow then look up them with a grin\n\nBarbossa: but the Heartless stay\n\nTsume and Jake gasp as they saw that they were surrounded by heartless then \u0026nbsp;heard a laugh and they knew who it was, it was pete himself as he jump behind will and grab him before Sora and everyone could do anything they were being stop by the heartless\n\nSora: no fair!\n\nJake: I hate heartless\n\nTsume: thanks for joining me Jake\n\n\u0026nbsp;later they were tied up and was put down below the ship\n\nPete: good work Barbossa, who knew it would be this easy\n\nJake: I'm going to freaking kill you Barbossa!\n\nElizabeth: Barbossa you coward!\n\nTsume: yeah what she said!\n\nSora: that's the last time I trust a pirate\n\nTsume: pirates are evil\n\nVoice :the power kegs already captain!\n\nBarbossa : then I bid ye farewell!\n\nWith that they were locked alone with each other\n\nDonald: what are we going to do?\n\nJake: what are we gonna do ? I'll tell you what we're going to do ,we're going to break out of here, we're going to beat some ass and then tsume here is going to get \u0026nbsp;Pete and I will beat, shoot, stab and murder Barbossa\n\nTsume: that's a nice plan and all Jake but we can't do that\n\nJake: and why not?\n\nGoofy: Will be blown to smithereens\n\nJake: oh okay well I quit\n\nJack: why Struggle mate, a pirate knows when to surrender\n\nSora: are you serious jack?\n\nTsume: hey now, I may not be a pirate jack but if I was I would never had given up\n\nJack: your average pirate anyway\n\nJake: he's right about that\n\nJack somehow undid the ropes and got himself free as he stood up\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"kingdom hearts","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/700456-things-just-never-gets-any-easier-does-it.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/701360-victory-is-the-next-best-thing.json"}}