{"sf1_id":715322,"sf2_id":"keN69vxe","title":"Out of the Closet","author":"LazyValgrad","words":183,"posted_at":"2014-06-08T06:54:00.000Z","tags":["Conscript","Fucks plants","Gay","Male","Straight","WWII","War","joke","stupid"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/715322-out-of-the-closet","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/keN69vxe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/f4/7f/f47f05df-0e4f-490a-9d7e-726790b9db0b","description":"#1 of Is Funny Comrade\n\nSexuality and other jokes. Warning some are really bad.","content":"Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him. \u0026nbsp;\n\nConscript 2: Why was that, comrade? \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\nConscript 1: Because I yelled \"Aaaarrrhh!\" when I jumped out\n\n----\n\nCorporal\u0026nbsp;Mstislav:\u0026nbsp;Why is\u0026nbsp;Dimitriy always in the back of the formation?\n\nSgt Vitaliy : I do not know,\u0026nbsp;Corporal,\u0026nbsp;I guess he like it in the rear.\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n----\n\nWorker 1:\u0026nbsp;I tell you, comrade. My sex life is like\u0026nbsp;cheap American buffet.\n\nWorker 2:\u0026nbsp;What?\u0026nbsp;Always plentiful and much\u0026nbsp;verity?\n\nWorker 1:\u0026nbsp;No. Is always self-service!\n\n----\n\nConscript Kovlov: So my girl friend tried giving the head for the first time yesterday.\n\nConscript Fedrov:\u0026nbsp;Oh,\u0026nbsp;lucky dog you.\n\nConscript Kovlov:\u0026nbsp;Not really . . . I tell her 'Is easy just lick\u0026nbsp;it like\u0026nbsp;the\u0026nbsp;totsy pop.'\n\nConscript Fedrov:\u0026nbsp;Sound right to me . . . ?\u0026nbsp;What went wrong, Dymetri?\n\nConscript Kovlov:\u0026nbsp;She do okay for first three licks.\u0026nbsp;Then she try to bite the\u0026nbsp;tip off!  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;----  \n  \nMarine 1: Hey! Comrade Kilva smuggled some\u0026nbsp;vodka from\u0026nbsp;the port. You coming?  \n  \nMarine 2: I hate drinking with that guy! I always wake up like this ship.\n\nMarine 1: What?\n\nMarine 2: At sea,\u0026nbsp;swaying, and my lower decks full of seamen.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;----\n\n  \n  \n\n"}