# Out of the Closet

Author: LazyValgrad
Tags: Conscript, Fucks plants, Gay, Male, Straight, WWII, War, joke, stupid

#1 of Is Funny Comrade

Sexuality and other jokes. Warning some are really bad.

Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him. &nbsp;

Conscript 2: Why was that, comrade? &nbsp;&nbsp;

Conscript 1: Because I yelled "Aaaarrrhh!" when I jumped out

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Corporal&nbsp;Mstislav:&nbsp;Why is&nbsp;Dimitriy always in the back of the formation?

Sgt Vitaliy : I do not know,&nbsp;Corporal,&nbsp;I guess he like it in the rear.&nbsp;  
  
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Worker 1:&nbsp;I tell you, comrade. My sex life is like&nbsp;cheap American buffet.

Worker 2:&nbsp;What?&nbsp;Always plentiful and much&nbsp;verity?

Worker 1:&nbsp;No. Is always self-service!

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Conscript Kovlov: So my girl friend tried giving the head for the first time yesterday.

Conscript Fedrov:&nbsp;Oh,&nbsp;lucky dog you.

Conscript Kovlov:&nbsp;Not really . . . I tell her 'Is easy just lick&nbsp;it like&nbsp;the&nbsp;totsy pop.'

Conscript Fedrov:&nbsp;Sound right to me . . . ?&nbsp;What went wrong, Dymetri?

Conscript Kovlov:&nbsp;She do okay for first three licks.&nbsp;Then she try to bite the&nbsp;tip off!  
  
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Marine 1: Hey! Comrade Kilva smuggled some&nbsp;vodka from&nbsp;the port. You coming?  
  
Marine 2: I hate drinking with that guy! I always wake up like this ship.

Marine 1: What?

Marine 2: At sea,&nbsp;swaying, and my lower decks full of seamen.&nbsp;

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