{"sf1_id":760056,"sf2_id":"rm86dol1","title":"There Once","author":"Niniju","words":48,"posted_at":"2014-09-24T01:20:00.000Z","tags":["Death","Drowning","Four Sentences Long","Niniju","Rock","Short","Short Story"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/760056-there-once","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rm86dol1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/4c/c1/4cc1f6e9-683b-4777-8971-50e2d41a5907","description":"#1 of Spare Moments When I Lost My Mind\n\nYeah, don't ask.","content":"There once was a man that lived under a rock. In fact, he actually was the rock, and he wasn't even a man. He just sat on the side of the road until someone picked him up and threw him into a lake and he drowned. Poor rock.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}