# There Once

Author: Niniju
Tags: Death, Drowning, Four Sentences Long, Niniju, Rock, Short, Short Story

#1 of Spare Moments When I Lost My Mind

Yeah, don't ask.

There once was a man that lived under a rock. In fact, he actually was the rock, and he wasn't even a man. He just sat on the side of the road until someone picked him up and threw him into a lake and he drowned. Poor rock.

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/rm86dol1