{"sf1_id":760267,"sf2_id":"Oe56x90m","title":"The Rabbit Rules","author":"Quillhog","words":467,"posted_at":"2014-09-24T18:38:00.000Z","tags":["Bunny","Lagomorph","Rabbit","Rules"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/760267-the-rabbit-rules","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Oe56x90m","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/38/3c/383cafd8-d5d0-440c-810d-00218bdb41f9","description":"#8 of Bunny Games\n\nHere is the main list in \"original\" and \"reformed\" formats. The full writings of Walter Elliot will be published later.\nWritten 2014.","content":" **The Rabbit Rules**\n\nas excerpted from a letter   \nby Walter Elliot\n\n1\n\n¹Rabbits are the greatest species. ²Rabbits do not need violence to achieve their goals. ³Rabbits succeed with intelligence, hard work and determination. ?The world will be saved by good rabbits.\n\n2\n\n¹A good rabbit is helpful to other rabbits, ²because rabbits are worthy of help. ³A good rabbit is helpful to all, ?because helping others improves the world. ?A good rabbit gives the best they can, ?because the world needs all a rabbit can offer.\n\n3\n\n¹A good rabbit is honest, ²because deception is a hindrance to happiness. ³A good rabbit respects every day, ?because each day is an opportunity to share their happiness with others. ?A good rabbit does not take from others, ?because theft breeds malevolence. ?A good rabbit is not envious, ?because jealously breeds resentment.\n\n4\n\n¹A good rabbit reserves their anger, ²because solutions are more important than vengeance. ³A good rabbit respects life, ?because to kill is to destroy part of the world.\n\n5\n\n¹A good rabbit does not waste his seed or her egg, ²because a rabbit life is precious. ³A good rabbit accepts any opportunity with a gracious mate, ?because the world needs more good rabbits. ?A good rabbit does not mate too close to their line, ?because diversity breeds healthy rabbits.\n\n6\n\n¹Rabbits are the greatest species. ²The world will be saved by good rabbits.\n\n**The Rabbit Rules**\n\nreformed in explanation   \nby Walter Elliot\n\n0\n\n¹Rabbits are the greatest species. ²The world will be saved by good rabbits.\n\n1\n\n¹In order to keep rabbits pure, ²a good rabbit only mates with good rabbits. ³In order to keep rabbits great, ?a good rabbit does not mate within their own family. ?In order to fill the world with good rabbits, ?a good rabbit takes any chance to breed.\n\n2\n\n¹Good rabbits are worthy of help, ²so any good rabbit is helpful to other rabbits. ³The world is improved by helping others, ?so a good rabbit is helpful to all. ?The world needs all a rabbit can offer, ?so a good rabbit gives the best they can.\n\n3\n\n¹Because deception is a hindrance to happiness, ²a good rabbit is always honest. ³Because theft breeds malevolence, ?a good rabbit does not take from others. ?Because jealously breeds resentment, ?a good rabbit is not envious. ?Because each day is an opportunity to share their joy with others, ?a good rabbit makes the most of every day.\n\n4\n\n¹Hatred sours the world, ²so a good rabbit contains their anger. ³Destroying any life takes from the world, ?so a good rabbit will never kill.\n\n5\n\n¹Rabbits are the greatest species. ²Rabbits do not need violence to achieve their goals. ³Rabbits succeed with intelligence, hard work and determination. ?The world will be saved by good rabbits.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Bunny Games","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/760265-the-sensible-hare.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/760270-bunny-games-2.json"}}