{"sf1_id":785029,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Z-Hero Compilation 2","author":"ZHero","words":4784,"posted_at":"2014-11-20T02:42:00.000Z","tags":["Comedy","superhero"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/785029-z-hero-compilation-2","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/785029","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=785029\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"A Second compilation of stories originally posted on FA and now available on SoFurry. Characters are co-owned by myself and TKTigerkat","content":" **_~A Zephyr Heroes X Knights Compilation~_**\n\n**_~Best Of Frostbite Volume 2~_**\n\n**_-Table Of Contents-_**\n\n-Restaurant Madness Ver. 2014\n\n-Heart To Heart Ver. 2014\n\n-Restaurant Origin Ver. 2014\n\n-Mega Protein Bowl\n\n**_-Restaurant Madness: 2014 Edition-_**\n\n-Location: Four Fries, Metro City (Zephyr)\n\n-Time: 2:00 PM\n\n\\\u003cInside an office room\\\u003e\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] What the hell was that all about? Why was that man screaming?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cblack panther\\\u003e He didn't like the food he ordered.\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] Impossible. He sounded like someone wounded him or something!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] He ran inside and slipped on an ice cube.\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] No more calamities! We've got a new chef helping out today. So I want you to get back out there and do your job! Got it?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Yes sir...\\\u003cunder his breath\\\u003e Crank.\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] What was that?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Nothing!\n\n\\\u003cAt the counter right next to the kitchen\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] \\\u003cblack dragon cooking in the kitchen\\\u003e Don't worry, X-L! I'm gonna cook the best burger all of Metro City has ever seen!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] ...WHY did it HAD to be YOU of all people!?\n\n\\\u003ca yellow rabbit and a white tiger enter the restaurant\\\u003e\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] \\\u003crabbit\\\u003e Having a bad day, AXL?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Not even the half of it, long-ears. What will you two have today?\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] I'll have the biggest fish sandwich you've got.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] And a veggie burger for me. Both orders with curly fries.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cwrites it down\\\u003e Give it a few minutes. \\\u003cturns around and hands Brooklyn the order\\\u003e A yo, dumb-dumb! A nitwit burger and fish-and-chips for our two jive turkeys; long-ears and big-foot!\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] Stop calling me a turkey!\n\n\\\u003cIn the kitchen Brooklyn reads the order and mans the grill\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] A veggie burger and fish sandwich for Dusty-Poo and Cliffy-Boy? \\\u003cgrins\\\u003e NONSENSE!\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003cBrooklyn prepares an illustrious meal of a golden brown veggie burger and salmon burger with crispy sweet potato fries and vanilla milkshake. He sets it on the window\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Order up, X-L!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Mmhmm. \\\u003clooks at food tray and eyes widen\\\u003e What the hell is all this!?\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] That's...rather big.\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] \\\u003clicks lips\\\u003e Works for me!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Heck no! Your money ain't good here!\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Give us our food, AXL, or I'm not paying!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] I prefer you to leave anyway! Eating all this good food and I'm just eating scraps!\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] I forgot something, X-L!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] What is it, crank?\n\n\\\u003cBrooklyn puts a small plate of spaghetti on the tray\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] A free plate of spaghetti on the house!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] On the house!? What in the -\n\n\\\u003cCliff starts visibly shaking and his eyes dilates\\\u003e\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] No...I don't wanna be hypnotized again!\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Cliff, wait, calm -\n\n\\\u003cCliff runs out the restaurant screaming\\\u003e\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] ...The hell is wrong with him?\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] He's still scarred from eating pasta, dummy!\u0026nbsp;\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] How the hell was I supposed to know!? It was psycho that served it to him!\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Ugh, forget lunch. I gotta go after Cliff!\n\n\\\u003cDustin leaves the restaurant\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Did Cliffy-Boy enjoy his meal, X-L?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003ceyes twitches\\\u003e Oh he 'enjoyed' it alright you -\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] \\\u003cspeaks over intercom\\\u003e Get in my office immediately, AXL!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] ...Joy.\n\n\\\u003cInside office\\\u003e\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] What the hell just happened? Why was that guy screaming again!?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Big-foot didn't like the house special.\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] How could anyone not like the house special? He sounded completely traumatized!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Well, you see, it all started when -\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] No excuses! If I hear anymore screaming, you'll be doing dishes! Now get back to work!!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Yes sir...\\\u003cunder his breath\\\u003e Crank.\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] What was that!?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Nothing!\n\n\\\u003cBack at the counter\\\u003e\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, psycho.\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] \\\u003cin kitchen\\\u003e Yes, X-L?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Try NOT to go overboard with the portions! ...Unless you're serving me of course.\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Right-O!\n\n\\\u003cA brown bear and a golden brown bull walks into restaurant\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003cbrown bear\\\u003e Hey, AXL. You look steamed.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] You don't know the HALF of it, Jimbo. Now what do you and yo' man want?\n\n[b]Sampson:[/b] Angst much? Anyway, just give me a double cheese burger with bacon.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] The same thing and with a side of potato wedges.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cwrites order down and gives it to Brooklyn\\\u003e A yo, psycho! Two double cheese burgers and potato wedges for Jimbo and his man!\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Burgers and fries for Jay-Jay and Sammy-Boy? \\\u003cgrins\\\u003e NONSENSE!\n\n\\\u003cBrooklyn prepares another illustrious meal of gourmet double cheese burgers with the finest cheddar cheese topped with apple wood-smoked bacon on a toasted bun, Parmesan crusted potato wedges, vanilla milkshakes topped with roasted marshmallows, and a hot fudge brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] \\\u003cputs tray on window\\\u003e Order up, X-L!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Whatever. \\\u003clooks at food and jaw drops\\\u003e What in the love of smack is this!?\n\n[b]Sampson:[/b] That's...way too fancy.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Is all that for us, AXL? You didn't have to give us that much.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] You're right, Jimbo, we REALLY shouldn't have! This is WAY too good for you schnooks!\n\n\\\u003cSampson takes tray and holds it above panther's head head\\\u003e\n\n[b]Sampson:[/b] Might as well eat since you already made it for us.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, put that tray down before I -\n\n\\\u003cBrooklyn walks out of kitchen brandishing an accordion\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Gonna play a special tune for one of my favorite couples!\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] ...Somehow I shouldn't be surprised to see you here, Brooklyn.\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] You and Sammy-Boy find a nice booth to sit in and I'll give you a nice musical serenade! I play one mean accordion!\n\n[b]Sampson:[/b] Um, Brooklyn? That's way too corny and sappy.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] And I'M gonna blast you cranks to kingdom -\n\n\\\u003cManager walks out of office\\\u003e\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] What did I just tell you about screaming, AXL! Now you're -\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] In the middle of me preparing to play a musical number for me chums, boss-man! Aren't they the cutest couple you've ever seen?\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Um, Brooklyn, let's try to keep a -\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] Cripes! I forgot it was couples night! AXL, go dim the lights!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] What!?\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] NOW!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Alright alright, sheesh!\n\n\\\u003cAXL turns the lights down and ambient music starts playing\\\u003e\n\n[b]Sampson:[/b] ...Seriously?\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] Couples of all species get their meals at half price with desert on the house! Go on, enjoy yourselves!\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Um...thanks. I think...?\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] And I'll take good care of you and Sammy-Boy, Jay-Jay!\n\n[b]Manager:[/b] You're doing a bang up job, Brooklyn! From now on every week will have a couples night! How's every Saturday night sound for the young folk? I'll even have AXL work overtime.\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] That sounds lovely, boss-man! Count me in!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] ...This could all end very badly.\n\n**_~Heart 2 Heart: 2014 Edition~_**\n\n-Location: Zooming Broadcasting Company, Beta Quadrant - Xenon City (Zephyr)\n\n-Time: 3:00 PM\n\n\\\u003cInside a broadcasting company on a TV set\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003cbrown and black striped tiger operating the cameras\\\u003e And we are live in five, four, three, two one!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cblack panther on stage holding a microphone\\\u003e A yo, da name's AXL, and welcome to mah show, Heart 2 Heart! Today I'll be helping underprivileged, confused guest about their problems!\n\n\\\u003cAXL points his microphone at an obese dog\\\u003e\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, tell me about your problem!\n\n[b]Dog:[/b] Oh I wish people would stop making fun of me because of my weight.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Then go lose some fucking weight, fat ass!\n\n[b]Dog:[/b] Oh! Well I never!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] And you never will if you don't get to exercising, fatty! There, problem solved!\n\n\\\u003cAXL points microphone to a cat\\\u003e\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, tell me about YOUR problem!\n\n[b]Cat:[/b] I forgot my anniversary dinner with my girlfriend.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Crank! How the fuck do you forget an ANNIVERSARY DINNER of all things!?\n\n[b]Cat:[/b] Um...well...\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] No excuses! You are beyond my help AND I feel more sorry for the goodness of food being wasted than your relationship!\n\n[b]Cat:[/b] Oh my god, how could you!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] How could YOU yourself, donkey! Now you're bitch-less!\n\n\\\u003cAXL points microphone at a rabbit\\\u003e\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A YO, PLEASE tell me you have an actual problem I can help you solve!\n\n[b]Dog \u0026 Cat:[/b] Hey!\n\n[b]Rabbit:[/b] Oh I got fired from my job last week and struggling.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] ...THAT'S IT!\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003cAXL drops microphone and storms off set\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] ...We'll be right back right after our sponsors.\n\n\\\u003cInside the backstage dressing room\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] AXL...dude...just WHAT the hell was all of that? You don't go around cursing and throwing insults at people who come on your show for advice! That 'Bleep' noise can only go so far!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, just where the fuck do you find these people!? Fat, late for dinner, FIRED!? Did you get them from the back of a bowling alley or something!?\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] You're the one who picked them out! Look, dude, you can't be swearing on the air or else you'll get canceled! If not already...\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] But...but they're goose necks!\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] You have no choice, dude. You know Serena is the executive producer for this 'show' of yours.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] You mean officer crank's girlfriend? Oh alright, who's my next guest?\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003csnorts\\\u003e Practically no one considering all the other candidates left the building. Be lucky that I convinced Troy to come on and be a special guest.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] That surfer clone of yours? Don't really chat with him, but eh, what the heck. He better give me good ratings!\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] Hopefully...and will you guys STOP calling us clones!? Just because we have a few things in common doesn't mean we're that much alike.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Uh huh.\n\n\\\u003cOn stage\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003cmanages camera\\\u003e And we're live in three...two...ONE!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cholding microphone\\\u003e A yo, welcome back to Heart 2 Heart! I apologize for my recent outburst! Our next guest is a good buddy-buddy pal-thing of mine! \\\u003cducks his head behind curtain and yells\\\u003e Get that fucking surfer crank on my set NOW!!\n\n\\\u003cA brown cat literally gets tossed onto the stage and lands on the couch on his rear\\\u003e\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] \\\u003cbrown cat rubs his rear\\\u003e Oww...did you had to throw me so hard, Kane?\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003cpolar bear from backstage whispering\\\u003e Shush, you're on the air!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, Troy! Glad to have you on mah show!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] ...Why are you being so polite, AXL?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] We're having a Heart 2 Heart! \\\u003csits on a recliner chair\\\u003e So, yeah, let's have a chat, shall we?\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Okay? \\\u003csits on couch\\\u003e Where do we start?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Tell me about your relationship with a certain toe-biting dolphin. Whatever his name was.\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Orlando? I haven't seen him in a long while. He's a good kid.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Let's bring him on stage!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Uh...what?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] You've heard me! \\\u003cstands up, goes toward the curtains, and pokes his head backstage, yelling\\\u003e A yo, scales, bring that fucking pool on my set NOW!\n\n\\\u003cBrooklyn comes in carrying a giant tank on set\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] One pool all ready, X-L, T-Roy!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Oh no...whenever you're here, Brooklyn, weird things tend to happen.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Alright, surfer crank! Put your foot in the water and bring him out!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Are you crazy!? I'm not getting my toes bitten again! How do you know if he's even in there?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] We won't know if you don't use yourself as bait first, waffle-foot!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Don't call me that!\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Oooh! Lemme help you out with that, T-Roy!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Er...no thanks, Brooklyn, I can handle this myself! \\\u003ctakes off shoes, goes to tank, and puts bare feet in water\\\u003e I don't see how this is going to - OW!\n\n\\\u003cA sharp pain shoots through Troy's foot as he jumps high into the air with a teenage bluish-gray dolphin in a vest, pants, and sandals trailing behind with his mouth on the tom's foot. Brooklyn catches them both in his arms\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Oooh, hook-line-sinker as they say!\n\n[b]Orlando:[/b] \\\u003cdolphin lets go of Troy's foot and smiles\\\u003e I recognize your waffle feet anywhere, Good Guy!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] \\\u003chisses in pain as his toes beep red\\\u003e Good to see you too, kid. You never change.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] You've seen it here, folks! A yo, Orlando, tells me about your relationship with 'Good Guy'.\n\n[b]Orlando:[/b] \\\u003cblinks\\\u003e Oh...it's Hungry Guy! I can always find Good Guy by the shape of his waffle feet! I always get them mixed up with Coral Fries!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] \\\u003cholds injured foot up\\\u003e And it shows...\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Maybe we should put signs up saying 'Beware of Toe Biting Dolphins'.\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] He only bites me anyway!\n\n[b]Orlando:[/b] One time I got Good Guy confused with my new friend Ren! They both have waffle feet, but Good Guy is a lot more scruffier and more firm!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Ren? Firm? SCRUFFY!?\u0026nbsp;\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] I agree! T-Roy definitely has that scruffiness down pact!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Don't go adding your two cents into this, dude!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] A yo, don't forget this is MAH talk show you're on!\n\n[b]Orlando:[/b] \\\u003cblinks\\\u003e What's a 'talk show', Good Guy?\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Um...\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003cmakes a hand gesture behind camera, whispering\\\u003e We'll need to go to commercial break, AXL!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] We got commercials? OH! Right, we'll be right back right after our sponsors I've never heard until now!\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003ccameras goes off\\\u003e Phew! That was close!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] And don't be stealing mah fucking spotlight, cranks!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] You invited me to be a guest, dude!\n\n[b]Orlando:[/b] You should come swimming with me, Good Guy! I want you to meet my friend Ren!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Um...sure, why not?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] You can't leave in the middle of commercial break!\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] I know! I'll fill in for T-Roy and Ore'!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] The fuck you ain't!\n\n\\\u003cA red and white female husky comes onto the stage\\\u003e\n\n[b]Serena:[/b] \\\u003cfemale husky\\\u003e Before we go back on the air, AXL, I'd like you to come with me for a minute.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] What for?\n\n[b]Serena:[/b] To discuss your potty mouth. \\\u003cgrowls\\\u003e Since you like to curse so much get in my fucking office now!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] ...What did I do!?\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003csnorts\\\u003e Let's see how you like having a 'Heart 2 Heart', AXL!\n\n**_~Restaurant Origin: 2014 Edition~_**\n\n-Location: Archibald's Diner - Metro City (Zephyr)\u0026nbsp;\n\n-Time: 5:00 PM\n\n\\\u003cInside a fancy restaurant\\\u003e\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] \\\u003cyellow rabbit groans\\\u003e Why the hell are we at this restaurant again? It's so...ultra fancy.\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003cpolar bear\\\u003e Seriously. We've been waiting for our food for about 45 minutes.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003cbrown bear\\\u003e AXL said he wanted to come here for his birthday. It's not so bad.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003cred fox with his arms crossed\\\u003e That doesn't explain why the hell I'm here.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Because we managed to bribe you with a dozen doughnuts for your monthly good deeds.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003csigh\\\u003e Don't remind me, Wilder.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cblack panther looking rather murderous\\\u003e Where in the hell is our fucking food!? I'm starving like mad here!\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Is it just me or is AXL getting more...cranky by the second?\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] What else is new?\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Try to calm down, AXL. I'm sure our plates will be here soon.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] They better or else I'm fucking up one of those chefs.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] Idiot.\n\n\\\u003cThe waiter comes in with plates filled with food\\\u003e\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] Sorry to keep you waiting, good sirs.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] About time you got here donkey!\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003csets a plate of spaghetti and meatballs in front of Kane\\\u003e Here is your spaghetti and meatballs, sir.\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003clooks at plate\\\u003e There's not much sauce and the meat balls are tiny.\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003csets a salad bowl down in front of Dustin\\\u003e Here's your salad bowl, sir.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] \\\u003clooks at bowl\\\u003e The lettuce doesn't even look fresh..\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003csets a plate of fried fish and chips in front of Blake\\\u003e Your plate, sir.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003clooks at plate\\\u003e What the hell is this freezer-burn crap?\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003csets plate of steak and mashed potatoes in front of Jimmy\\\u003e Your plate, good sir.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003clooks at plate\\\u003e My mashed potatoes look soupy. \\\u003ctries to cut into steak with knife, only for the knife to disintegrate upon contact\\\u003e And my steak is [i]too[/i] well done.\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003csets a plate of steak and baked potato in front of AXL\\\u003e And lastly you sir.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cLooks at food carefully before he takes the plate and shoves it into waiter's face\\\u003e Take this crap back! I didn't ask for a mediocre frozen shit!\n\n[b]Jimmy, Kane, \u0026 Dustin:[/b] \\\u003cin unison\\\u003e AXL!\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] You didn't do it right, idiot. \\\u003ctakes his plate and shoves contents into waiter's mouth\\\u003e Don't go serving us half-cooked shit unless you tried it first!\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] Not you too, Blake!\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] You'll get us kicked out, Paintbrush!\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003cgroans\\\u003e What have I done?\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] If I wanted 'food' like this I would have roasted fish straight from the sea myself!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Those donkeys kept us waiting for 45 fucking minutes just to serve us half cooked shit they called food!? Hell NAW! I'm about to go put those donkey ass mother fucker's on blast!\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003ccowers in fear\\\u003e If you have a problem, please take it up with the cook!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cgrabs waiter by collar and growls\\\u003e You first, donkey!\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003cputs hands together in fear\\\u003e I'm only doing my job as a waiter! I'm not a cook! Please don't hurt me!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Too late! Prepare for the worst thrashing of your life!\n\n[b]Kane \u0026 Dustin:[/b] Just a moment! \\\u003cboth get up and restrains panther\\\u003e\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cstruggles to break loose\\\u003e A yo, let me go! This guy asked for it!\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003csigh\\\u003e Guess I'll handle the -\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] No you don't! \\\u003cgets up and restrains fox\\\u003e\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003cgrowls\\\u003e Let go, Wilder!\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] I don't care! You two aren't going to beat the living daylights out of the waiter!\n\n[b]Waiter:[/b] \\\u003cbreaks out of AXL's grip and frowns\\\u003e At least the short one of this bunch has some manners.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] ... \\\u003cgrowls\\\u003e Short!?\n\n[b]Kane, Dustin, \u0026 Blake:[/b] \\\u003csigh\\\u003e Here we go.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Now it's on and popping!\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003cbreaks away from Blake and grabs waiter by collar\\\u003e Prepare for the worst thrashing of your life, jerk!\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] Jimmy!\n\n-Location: Wilder's Residence\n\n-Time: 6:30 PM\n\n\\\u003cInside living room\\\u003e\n\n[b]Dr. Wilder:[/b] \\\u003celder brown bear with arms crossed\\\u003e Now explain to me on how did you boys gave a waiter \"The worst thrashing of their life\" to the point where Officer Ricky and Hazel had to pull you away from the scene?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Well, doc, the son of a...\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003cclamps panther's mouth\\\u003e The waiter gave all of us poorly prepared foods and AXL and Blake flipped.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003csnorts\\\u003e I should have never gone out with you morons if I knew this would happen.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] I told you to not go to that restaurant, but no one listened to me.\n\n[b]Dr. Wilder:[/b] And explain to me on why the waiter was pinned to the ceiling by forks...\\\u003cglares at his son\\\u003e James?\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003clooks at floor\\\u003e I lost my temper, Dad.\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] \\\u003cfemale panda shaking her head\\\u003e For the 5th time this year I may add.\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] \\\u003cblack and white sighs and stands in doorway\\\u003e You're in luck; that restaurant was meant to get shut down by the health department for food poisoning and unsanitary kitchen. And you unknowingly help me bust the manager of the operation as well as take away the chefs culinary license. It's actually, and ironically, a good thing you five were there.\n\n[b]Dr. Wilder:[/b] That doesn't mean they are off the hook for fighting in public, Ricky.\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] I didn't fight not one bit, Professor.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Uh, snow bro? You gave the bouncer an uppercut for calling you a \"Santa Bear\".\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003csnorts\\\u003e And you jumped kicked the receptionist for yanking your ears.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] \\\u003cgrunts\\\u003e Crank deserved it.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] We're sorry, Dad. It won't happen ever again.\n\n[b]Dr. Wilder:[/b] \\\u003csigh\\\u003e You're grounded for the rest of the week, James. It would have been two weeks had it not been for what Ricky said about shutting down the restaurant. But don't worry, boys; you all will be putting new tiles on my roof and painting the outside of the house from top to bottom.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Ugh. Well, I've learned something from this.\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] And what's that?\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003csnorts\\\u003e Never take AXL to a fancy restaurant ever again in life.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Hey!\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] Amen to that.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Can't take paintbrush to a fancy place either.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003crolls eyes\\\u003e Oh shut up, twerp. I'm never going to any restaurant with you morons again. Also, Wilder, you owe me a dozen maple bacon doughnuts.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Duly noted, Blake.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Can I have doughnuts too?\n\n[b]All Except Ricky:[/b] NO!!\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] \\\u003csigh\\\u003e This could all end very badly.\n\n**_~Mega Protein Bowl ~_**\n\n-Location: New Star Restaurant - Metro City (Zephyr)\n\n-Time: 2:00 PM\n\n\\\u003cAt an oriental restaurant sitting at a round table\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003cbrown bear\\\u003e It's been a long while since we've all had lunch together like this.\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003cpolar bear\\\u003e Been a while since we've eaten at New Star too.\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] \\\u003cfemale panda\\\u003e Yes, well, my Dad wanted to treat us all to a special lunch he's preparing.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cpanther wearing a bib around his neck\\\u003e You've already had me at \"Treat\", \"Special\", and my favorite word \"LUNCH\"! Dis' gonna be good!\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] Just try to control yourself this time, AXL.\n\n[b]Tai:[/b] \\\u003cred cat\\\u003e \u0026nbsp;Yeah, because I'm not bailing you out if you get into trouble.\n\n[b]Ace:[/b] \\\u003ctuxedo cat\\\u003e Especially not after all those weird and unexplainable calamities you get us into.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] \\\u003cyellow rabbit\\\u003e Even more so when doughnuts are involved.\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] \\\u003cwhite tiger\\\u003e Don't remind me.\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] Oh alright, and HUSH to the jive turkey gallery!\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] And quit calling me a turkey!\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] \\\u003cblack and brown tiger\\\u003e AXL calls everyone that, dude. It's just like our resident fox calling us 'Morons' repeatedly.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003cred fox\\\u003e Because you people ARE morons. I don't recall agreeing to participate in this 'luncheon'.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] We bribed you with doughnuts and vowed to keep up on our training for a whole week.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] And what a painful week that was...\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] Ugh, fine, just get this over with.\n\n[b]Dante:[/b] \\\u003cblack cat\\\u003e You getting bribed with pastries sounds hilarious, fox boy.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] And yet I see a noticeable pudgy gut under your shirt from frequently stuffing your face in brownies, batty.\n\n[b]Arianna:[/b] \\\u003cfemale brown-haired cat\\\u003e Alright, you two, settle down.\n\n[b]Havana:[/b] \\\u003cfemale blond-haired cat\\\u003e Yes, let's all enjoy each others company.\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] \\\u003cbrown cat\\\u003e And what better way to have an awesome lunch is with fine ladies in our group!\n\n[b]Lisa:[/b] \\\u003cfemale kangaroo\\\u003e Um...Troy?\n\n[b]Tori:[/b] \\\u003cfemale otter\\\u003e Don't you or Jack try it.\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] Hey!\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] \\\u003ccracks knuckles\\\u003e Don't even think of hitting on my girlfriend!\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] \\\u003cgulps\\\u003e Um...can't I give a compliment every now and then?\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] \\\u003cblack and white husky\\\u003e Hopefully this day goes without any drama.\n\n[b]Jason:[/b] \\\u003cfruit bat\\\u003e I agree with that.\n\n[b]Chase:[/b] \\\u003cmalamute\\\u003e So what is on today's menu anyway?\n\n\\\u003cA giant panda in a chefs outfit comes out of the kitchen pushing a cart with large steamy bowls\\\u003e\n\n[b]???:[/b] \\\u003celder panda with a deep voice\\\u003e Today's Special is the \"MEGA PROTEIN BOWL\"!!\n\n[b]Everyone Else:[/b] \\\u003cblinks\\\u003e Mega Protein Bowl?\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] Um...is that the special lunch you were talking about, Dad?\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] Of course, snow pea! I figured I would have you and your friends test out this specialty to see if it's worthy of being put on the updated menu for my restaurant!\n\n[b]Ace:[/b] But why is it called the 'Mega Protein Bowl'?\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] I'm glad you asked, kiddo! \\\u003csets each bowl in front of patron\\\u003e \u0026nbsp;This is the biggest bowls of ramen in my top secret sauce topped with beef and chicken for the carnivores, mushrooms for the herbivores, and fish for our Princess! Oh, and topped with some hard-boiled egg and narutomaki to be extra fancy.\n\n[b]Tori:[/b] \\\u003clooks at bowl with wide eyes\\\u003e That's...um...very thoughtful of you.\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] Dude, there's so much meat in this bowl!\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Like a miniature mountain or something!\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] \\\u003clicks lips\\\u003e Works for me!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] I can't wait to sink my teeth into it!\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] But wait! There's more! \\\u003cboldly grins\\\u003e It takes understanding to accept it as a whole, knowledge to set the proper pacing, courage to attack the mountain of protein head on, and dedication to keep eating! All these skills are needed to finish off the MEGA PROTEIN BOWL!!\n\n\\\u003cAwkward silence\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jason:[/b] That's...um...good to know?\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] We'll...take that into consideration?\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003cthinks to himself\\\u003e ([i]This looks like a heart attack in a bowl.[/i])\n\n[b]Dante:[/b] \\\u003cthinks to himself\\\u003e ([i]And this guy is her father?[/i])\n\n[b]Lisa:[/b] We...um...thank you for the wonderful meal.\n\n[b]Havana:[/b] Will you...um...join us?\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] I'd love to, ladies, but I've already had my own Mega Protein Bowl earlier and finished it! Heck I'm full for the rest of the day!\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] Wow...\n\n\\\u003cA black dragon rushes into the restaurant with an orange and red haired lion in tow\\\u003e\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] \\\u003cblack dragon\\\u003e Omigosh, I hope we aren't too late for a luncheon with me chums!\n\n[b]Kai:[/b] \\\u003corange and red haired lion\\\u003e I hope my arm isn't pulled out of my socket, you idiot.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003cface palms\\\u003e Here we go...\n\n[b]Dante:[/b] \\\u003cgroans\\\u003e Good grief...\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] Brooklyn, Kai, you're actually just in time.\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] \\\u003claughs\\\u003e You're in luck; I have two extra bowls ready for you two! C'mon, sit down, everyone eats at the same time!\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] Goodie! \\\u003csits at the table and strongly sniffs air\\\u003e All these ramen bowls smells DIVINE, Papa Moto!\n\n[b]Kai:[/b] \\\u003cjoins them at table\\\u003e Good afternoon, Mr. Minamoto.\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] No need to be so formal! \\\u003csets bowls down\\\u003e Alright, ladies and gents, enjoy yourselves while I go handle some stuff in the kitchen! \\\u003cleaves\\\u003e\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003cgrabs chopsticks\\\u003e Well, everyone?\n\n[b]Tai:[/b] \\\u003cgrabs chopsticks\\\u003e Let's dig in!\n\n[b]Everyone:[/b] Bon Appétit!\n\n\\\u003c20 minutes into eating\\\u003e\n\n[b]Ace:[/b] \\\u003cgroans\\\u003e I eat...and I eat...and I still can't see the noodles!\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003ckeeps on eating\\\u003e It's bound to be somewhere...right?\n\n[b]Arianna:[/b] All this meat is enough to clog 10 people's arteries!\n\n[b]Lisa:[/b] I love mushrooms as much as the next herbivore, but this is...\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Ridiculous even for me!\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] \\\u003ckeeps eating\\\u003e I'm getting by just fine!\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003ckeeps eating\\\u003e Same here!\n\n[b]Tori:[/b] Well we all don't have black-holes for stomachs.\n\n[b]Jason:[/b] Though in this case I wouldn't mind...\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] Let's keep eating so we don't disappoint Hazel's Dad.\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] Oh right. Dad doesn't like it when people waste food.\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] But it's like grease on top of grease on top of noodles I can't even see!\n\n[b]Tai:[/b] If we don't keep eating we'll never reach the ramen.\n\n[b]Chase:[/b] Yeah, we've been through much worse than this!\n\n\\\u003c40 minutes into eating\\\u003e\n\n[b]Troy:[/b] \\\u003cpushes bowl away\\\u003e I...think I'll give up this 'challenge', dudes.\n\n[b]Jason:[/b] \\\u003clooks at bowl\\\u003e I think by now the noodles absorbed all of the broth.\n\n[b]Dante:[/b] \\\u003csets chopsticks down\\\u003e This isn't a bowl of noodles...it's death in disguise.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] \\\u003cholds up napkin like a white flag\\\u003e I wouldn't even serve this to Hayate even if I know it'll kill him of protein overdose like kidney disease.\n\n[b]Tori:[/b] \\\u003cpushes bowl away\\\u003e I don't think I want to give this to Max or Nicholas.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] I doubt Dad or Sampson would eat it either.\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] \\\u003csets utensils down\\\u003e I agree that Dad went overboard this time. He means well.\n\n[b]Chase:[/b] \\\u003cholds his stomach and groans\\\u003e We'll be eating this stuff for days.\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] \\\u003cdrinks water\\\u003e There's not enough water to wash it all down.\n\n[b]Jack:[/b] I think I'll be eating light for the next few weeks.\n\n[b]Havana:[/b] I still can't see the noodles.\n\n[b]Dante:[/b] IF there was noodles to begin with.\n\n[b]Tai:[/b] This bowl is just way too big.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] Seriously, this bowl is a monster.\u0026nbsp;\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cholds his stomach in pain\\\u003e I'm happy...but I think I'm gonna die! I've been defeated by a beef bowl!\n\n[b]Kane:[/b] \\\u003csnickers\\\u003e Quick, someone get this on camera!\n\n[b]Ricky:[/b] Eh, what the hell. \\\u003cpulls out smartphone and records\\\u003e What do you have to say for yourself, AXL?\n\n[b]AXL:[/b] \\\u003cgroans\\\u003e Blast...off...CRANKS!\n\n[b]Cliff:[/b] \\\u003cgroans\\\u003e I can't eat anymore either.\n\n[b]Dustin:[/b] \\\u003cpats white tiger's back\\\u003e We're all in the same boat, Cliff.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] \\\u003csets chopsticks down\\\u003e We've fought a good battle, but we've lost this one.\n\n[b]Brooklyn:[/b] \\\u003cburps\\\u003e Don't be so glum, chums! I've finished the Mega Protein Bowl no problem!\n\n[b]Chase:[/b] \\\u003cinspects bowl\\\u003e Well I'd be doggoned.\n\n[b]Kai:[/b] \\\u003cpushes bowl away\\\u003e This IS Brooklyn we're talking about.\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] And he is the only one who can stomach Jimmy's 'hot chocolate'.\n\n[b]Blake:[/b] I'm pretty sure you mean 'acid'.\n\n[b]Jimmy:[/b] Stop exaggerating!\n\n\\\u003cChef Minamoto comes into the room\\\u003e\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] Ah, so you've been defeated by my Mega Protein Bowls. Except for your dragon friend that is. Good effort, though!\n\n[b]Hazel:[/b] Um, Dad? We thank you for the lunch, but -\n\n[b]Ace:[/b] It's like we've entered the protein dimension or something! So...much...meat!\n\n[b]Tai:[/b] I don't think I want to replicate your recipe, Sir.\n\n[b]Chef Minamoto:[/b] No worries! I'm gonna put it as the special for rainy days only! Also... \\\u003cpulls out special containers\\\u003e You can always take the rest home with you! Hahaha!\n\n\\\u003cAwkward silence\\\u003e\n\n**-END-**\n\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/785019-z-hero-compilation-1.json"}