{"sf1_id":791838,"sf2_id":null,"title":"To Boldly Hoof It Ch 19. Mistakes! Mistakes Everywhere!","author":"BluebloodFan91","words":6252,"posted_at":"2014-12-04T20:17:00.000Z","tags":["Adventure","Applejack","Blueblood","Character Development","Cheating","Clean","Comet Tail","Death","Derpy Hooves","Djpon3","Doctor Whooves","Dragon","Equine","Fantasy","Flam","Flim","Fluttershy","Friendship is magic","Gender Shifting","Griffin","Gryphon","Hoops","Horse","Humor","Iron Will","Jet Set","Lightning Dust","MLP","Mare","Minotaur","My Little Pony","Pegasus","Pinkie Pie","Plot Development","Pokey pierce","Pony","Prince Blueblood","Rainbow Dash","Sci-Fi","Scootaloo","Spike","Stallion","Starscream","Starswirl","Starswirl the Bearded","Story Progression","Story Series","Sunset shimmer","To Boldly Flee","Transformation","Trixie","Unicorn","Upper Crust","Violence (not In Yiff)","alicorn","bon bon","caramel","changeling","dumbbell","gilda","lyra","octavia","parody","score","space","totodile","vinyl scratch"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/791838-to-boldly-hoof-it-ch-19-mistakes-mistakes-everywhere","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/791838","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=791838\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"Ch 19. Mistakes! Mistakes Everywhere!\n\n\nOn the bridge of the Defiant, they stared at\nthe image of the plot hole on the viewscreen. The massive swirling\nvortex in space was suddenly increasing in size very fast. In only a\nmatter of seconds, it had actually doubled in size.\"What's going on?\" asked Upper Crust fearfully.\"Oh\nno!\" said the Doctor worriedly. \"The Heart Star was absorbing all the\nexcess quantum energy coming from the plot hole. That's why, up till\nnow, the plot hole has been relatively stable. But now that the Heart\nStar has been destroyed, the excess energy has nowhere to go, so it's\ncausing the plot hole to expand at an accelerated rate!\"Everyone was silent as they took this in.\"So the Heart Star was actually stopping the plot hole from destroying the universe?\" asked Trixie in surprise.\"Not stopping,\" said the Doctor as he continued to watch the plot hole expand bigger and bigger. \"Just delaying. I estimate the universe only has about a few minutes left. Total armageddon.\"\"What do we do?\" demanded Flim. \"How do we stop it?\"The Doctor looked at them solemnly. \"...I don't know. I'm not even sure it's possible. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.\"Trixie\nand the rest of them all hung their heads. That was it. Everything they\nhad just gone through had all been for nothing. They were all about to\ndie.Trixie noticed Upper Crust leaned her\nhead against her husband Jet Set's chest, who embraced her in his\nforelegs as she began to sob. Trixie wished Blueblood were there with\nher right then...................Prince Blueblood and Starswirl the bearded suddenly heard a deep rumbling sound all around them.\"Please tell me that's your stomach,\" Blueblood said to Starswirl.Starswirl\nwaved one of his forehooves in the air in front of him, and then\nsuddenly a magical image appeared in the air in front of them. It showed\nthe plot hole itself, the swirling vortex, growing bigger very quickly.\"The\nplot hole has begun to expand,\" said Starswirl. \"The universe only has\nminutes remaining before everything is erased from existence.\"Blueblood started to panic. \"We have to stop it! Quick, how do I destroy the plot hole?\"Starswirl looked at him. \"You can't destroy the plot hole, Blueblood,\" he said. \"It's a hole. A hole is emptiness. You can't destroy emptiness.\"Blueblood grew impatient again. \"Then what do I do!? How do I stop it!?\"\"Calm\ndown and think, Blueblood. Tell me, in the real world, if there is a\nhole in something, like the ground or a wall, how do you get rid of it?\"Blueblood was getting tired of Starswirl's riddles, but he thought anyway. To get rid of a hole, you... cover it up, or...\"\"YOU FILL IT IN!\" Blueblood shouted.Starswirl smiled. \"Exactly, Blueblood! Exactly!\"Then Blueblood frowned. \"But how do you fill in a plot hole?\"\"How\nelse?\" said Starswirl like the answer was obvious. \"With sense and\nlogic, of course! Remember everything I just taught you, Blueblood? Use\nit!\"Blueblood thought about what\nStarswirl had just said. It made sense! The plot hole had been created\nby a paradox, so the only way to fix it was with sense and logic.Blueblood got an idea. \"I know what I have to do! You said I can leave the plot hole, right?\"\"Yes,\" Starswirl said with a nod. \"Like I said, the laws of reality and time have no meaning in this place.\"\"Okay\nthen,\" said Blueblood. \"I know exactly where I want to go. The bridge\nof my ship at this current time! I know what to do, and I have to tell\nthem.\"Starswirl waved his hoof in the air\nagain, and then suddenly a glowing crack of light appeared in the air\nright in front of them. \"Through there,\" Starswirl said, pointing at the\ncrack of light.Blueblood looked at the crack with uncertainty. \"Is it safe?\" he asked nervously.\"Perfectly,\" Starswirl said to him reassuringly. \"It will take you right where and when you want to be.\"Blueblood gulped, but nodded. \"Thank you,\" he said to Starswirl.Starswirl\nchuckled. \"You have changed so much since I first met you, Blueblood. I\nremember when you were once an arrogant spoiled brat who only cared\nabout himself.\"Blueblood frowned, feeling insulted.\"But\nnow,\" Starswirl continued, \"...well, I'd be lying if I said you weren't\nstill a bit spoiled and arrogant, but you are a much better pony then\nyou were before, and I'm happy to call you my friend.\"Blueblood smiled. \"And I'm happy to call you mine.\"Starswirl\nheld out a hoof to Blueblood. Blueblood graciously took the elderly\nunicorn's hoof in his own, and they shook them in friendship.At\nthat moment, Blueblood realized Starswirl would be staying in this\nplace, all alone. \"Are you sure you'll be alright staying in this\nplace?\" Blueblood asked Starswirl, letting go of his hoof after the\nhoofshake was over and gesturing around them at the cosmic surroundings\nof the realm they were in.Starswirl\nnodded. \"I'll be fine. The plot hole has granted me a new life, and I\ndon't intend to waist it. There are an infinite number of new universes\nfor me to observe here now, and I'll always be watching over yours as\nwell. That will be my job from now on, and it's one I'm quite looking\nforward to.\"Blueblood smiled. \"Well,\nthen, I guess this is goodbye.\" Blueblood stepped up to the crack of\nlight. He readied himself to jump into it.\"Blueblood!\"Blueblood looked back at Starswirl.Starswirl raised his hoof in the air up beside his head. \"Live long... and prosper.\"Blueblood nodded. \"I will.\" And with that, Blueblood leaped forward into the crack.....................Back onboard the Defiant's\nbridge, as all of them were staring at the viewscreen, they suddenly\nheard the zap of electricity, and saw a flash of light coming from\nbehind them. They all whirled around in surprise and saw an anomaly\ncrack appear in the air at the back of the room.They all stared at in shock and total silence, afraid, not knowing what it was going to do to them this time.After\nseveral seconds past, some solid object came bursting out of the\nglowing crack, landing on the floor in front of it. Their expressions\nall turned to joy and relief when they saw it was Prince Blueblood\nstanding before them, alive and well.\"BLUEBLOOD!\"\nall of them shouted, Trixie leaping forward and wrapping her forelegs\naround him in a tight embrace. He embraced her as well, just as the\nanomaly crack disappeared with a bright flash of light behind them.Trixie\nleaned back from the hug and then pressed her lips into Blueblood's in a\ndeep kiss. After several seconds, they disengaged from the kiss, and\nthen Trixie looked Blueblood in the eyes. \"How did you...?\"\"I'll\nexplain later,\" said Blueblood quickly, noticing the rapidly expanding\nplot hole on the viewscreen. \"There's no time. I know how to stop the\nplot hole!\"Everyone's eyes shot open wide\nat that statement. All except Sunset Shimmer, however, who was suddenly\nnot wearing a bandana anymore, and her mane and tail were back to their\nnormal colors.\"What's going on?\" she\nasked, sounding and looking utterly confused by everything around her.\n\"I was just in the dining room. How'd I get here? And why is the room\nall a wreck? And why is there a changeling, a minotaur, and the Doctor\nand his TARDIS here now!?\"Everyone else ignored Sunset, and continued to focus entirely on Blueblood.\"You know how to stop the plot hole?\" the Doctor exclaimed with renewed hope, walking up to Blueblood.Blueblood\nnodded. \"Yes, but I need all of your help! In fact, I need everypony in\nEquestria to help! Everypony! As much help as we can get.\"\"What is it?\" asked the Doctor.\"The\nonly way to stop the plot hole is to fill it in with sense and logic! I\nbelieve if everypony shouts out everything that doesn't make sense, and\nwhy it doesn't make sense, as loudly as they can, loud enough for the\nwriters to hear us, then the plot hole will close!\"The Doctor thought for a few seconds, and then he smiled. \"OF COURSE! BRILLIANT, BLUEBLOOD!\"Suddenly\nthey all heard loud creaking and cracking. The house ship around them\nwas beginning to be ripped apart by the crushing pull of the plot hole.\nOn the view screen they could see the entire moon Titan being broken up\nand sucked into the plot hole.\"We can use\nthe TARDIS to contact Equestria!\" the Doctor said quickly in a state of\npanic. \"I know a friend who can help us out. Quickly, everypony into\nthe TARDIS!\" He galloped over to his blue police box and opened the\ndoor. \"Come on! All of you inside! HURRY!\"Without hesitation, all of them ran into the TARDIS door.\"Seriously!\" said Sunset as she hurried into the TARDIS with the rest of them. \"Will one of you please tell me what's going on?\"Blueblood\nwas about to follow when he suddenly remembered something. \"AUNTIE\nLUNA!!!\" he shouted. He bolted out of the room and hurried to go get\nher. He quickly found her unconscious body lying in the bedroom on the\nbed where they had left her, and then he levitated her onto his back and\nthen hurried back to the bridge to get on the TARDIS.The\nDoctor was holding the door open for him. \"Come one! Come on!\" the\nDoctor urged as Blueblood galloped onto the bridge and leaped in through\nthe TARDIS door.Blueblood was amazed by\nthe interior of the TARDIS. Everything he had heard about it had been\ntrue. It really was much bigger on the inside. The large circular room\nwas aglow with golden light coming from lights on the walls. And in the\ncenter of the room was a round control panel, surrounding a glass,\ntube-like contraption.\"Yes, it's bigger\non the inside! No time for that now!\" said the Doctor as he closed the\nTARDIS door behind him, having apparently noticed Blueblood and many of\nthe others gawking at their current surroundings. \"I'll contact Earth!\"The\nDoctor hurried over to the control panel and began pressing various\nbuttons and pulling levers and switches. Blueblood gently set Princess\nLuna down on the floor of the TARDIS and hurried over to where the\nothers were gathered by the control panel, watching the Doctor work.\"Wait, didn't we also have three of Celestia's guards locked in a bedroom?\" asked Trixie.Outside\nthey suddenly heard the loud sound of lots of wood splintering and\nfalling apart, and then the whoosh of air being sucked out into space.\nThe doctor turned on the viewscreen, revealing their entire ship, the\nDefiant, and been destroyed, and the millions of bits and pieces were\nbeing sucked into the growing plot hole, which was also swallowing the\nentire planet Saturn and the rest of it's moons.\"MY HOUSE!\" Blueblood exclaimed in horror. Then he remembered. \"Oh, yes, and those three guards.\"\"Man, we suck at rescuing ponies,\" said Score, hanging his head along with everyone else.The Doctor continued to contact Equestria...................Back\nin Ponyville, which was now on an island in the middle of a storming\nocean, it was total chaos everywhere! Anomalies were appearing\neverywhere like flashes of lightning due to the acceleration of the plot\nhole's expansion, and they were causing many weird things to happen.\"LOOK OUT! IT'S MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!\" somepony screamed.A\ngiant Scootaloo was stomping around Ponyville, roaring like Godzilla\nand smashing buildings in a state of animalistic rage. Everypony was\nrunning around in the streets in a state of panic.But\nthe giant Scootaloo attacking the town wasn't the only reason everypony\nwas panicking. Sweetie Belle was possessed by a deep-voiced demon. Mrs.\nCake was making out with both Soarin' the Wonderbolt and Fancy Pants in\nan alleyway. Berry Punch was stumbling through the street with a bottle\nof wine in her hoof, clearly drunk. Noteworthy had turned into a\ncyclopes pony. Several robots that looked a bit like Rainbow Dash were\nflying through the air overhead, chanting \"Crush! Kill! Destroy! Swag!\"\nover and over again. And most terrifying of all, Derpy Hooves was flying\naway from the Rainbow Dash robots, and her eyes weren't derped anymore!Applejack\nwas galloping through town, frantically looking for her friends. She\nsuddenly ran into the little purple dragon Spike, who had also been\nrunning through the streets among all the many ponies running about in a\npanic.\"Spike! Where's Twi?\" Applejack\nasked Spike frantically. \"All the trees in my orchard just turned into\nbanana trees, and Granny Smith is suddenly a little filly again! We need\nthe Elements of Harmony!\"Spike gulped as\nhe stared up at Applejack. \"That's what I was just coming to tell you!\nUm, I don't know how to say this, but Twilight and your brother just\nspontaneously turned into spiders!\"Applejack gaped at Spike in utter disbelief. \"WHAT!?! Where are they?\"Spike shrugged his shoulders. \"I don't know! I lost track of them, so we should probably be careful where we step.\"Suddenly\nan anomaly crack appeared right near Spike. Then he looked up at the\ngiant Scootaloo, his expression suddenly going from scared to enraged.\"TITAN!\" he yelled angrily. \"I'LL KILL YOU!\"Applejack was confused by the little purple dragon's actions. \"Spike, are y'all alright?\"Spike\nlooked at her. \"Spike? Who's Spike? I'm Eren Yager, and I'm going to\nkill all of the titans!\" Spike then bit his hand as hard as he could,\ndrawing blood, and then he suddenly began growing.Applejack backed up away from Spike as he rapidly grew into his full grown, giant adult dragon form.Spike let out a deafening roar and ran at the giant Scootaloo, and the two began a giant monster fight.Applejack galloped off, knowing she had to do something about all this insanity.Just\nas she left, five streaks of colored light came zooming towards the\ntown up in the sky, colored red, yellow, blue, pink, and black. The\nstreaks of light zoomed down into the town streets, and faded away,\nrevealing five ponies, Comet Tail, Lyra, Bon Bon, Caramel, and Pokey\nPierce.They all looked up at the two fighting giant monsters just as Spike started breathing fire at Scootaloo.Alright, guys, we have two category five kaiju destroying the town!\" Comet said.\"We need zord power, pronto!\" said Lyra.Caramel nodded. \"Lets do it, Rangers! It's morphin' time!\"\"Mastodon!\" shouted Pokey.\"Pterodactyl!\" shouted Bon Bon.\"Triceratops!\" shouted Comet.\"Saber-Toothed Tiger!\" shouted Lyra.\"Tyrannosaurus!\" shouted Caramel.They\ntransformed into colored jumpsuits with helmets that resembled each of\ntheir called out animals, and then they beamed up into the Dino\nMegazord, which had just appeared out of nowhere in the middle of town.They began approaching the two fighting monsters.Meanwhile,\nacross town, Rainbow Dash had been napping in a tree when she was\nawoken by the loud noise from the two giant monsters and looked over at\nthe chaos.\"How the heck did this\nhappen?\" she wondered to herself out loud in confusion. It didn't\nmatter, however, because all she knew was her town was in danger, and\nshe had to do something about it.Suddenly, however, there was a flash of what Rainbow Dash thought\nwas lightning, and then she heard the sound of jet engine up in the\nsky. She looked up, and saw a F-22 Raptor fighter jet flying down from\nthe clouds. Her eyes widened in fear when she realized it was heading\nright towards her. Then suddenly the nose of the fighter jet pulled\nupwards, and then the plane transformed, right before Dash's eyes, into a\nlarge robot, as tall as a house. It landed on the ground beside the\ntree Dash was in, its big metal feet sending dirt flying everywhere as\nthey dug into the ground from the force of the landing. It turned its\nhead to look at Rainbow Dash, who was at a loss for words.\"Rainbow Dash!\" it said in a surprisingly high, but still sinister and angry sounding voice. \"We meet at last!\"Rainbow Dash gaped at the robot from the tree branch she was sitting on. \"Who... what the hay are you?\"The robot looked offended. \"I am Starscream, supreme leader of the Decepticons! And I have a score to settle with you!\"Rainbow\nDash flapped her wings, and flew up out of the tree into the air a few\nfeet. \"What are you talking about?\" she asked, still completely\nconfused.\"I've heard rumors that some people think that in a one on one death battle between the two of us, YOU\nwould win.\" He held up his arm, and large missile launcher, mounted on\nhis wrist, armed itself. \"What do you say we find out once and for all?\"\"What? Look... robot, I'm not going to fight you! I have to help my town!\" Rainbow Dash began to fly away towards Ponyville.\"Friendship\nsucks!\" Dash suddenly heard Starscream say behind her while she was\nflying away. She instantly stopped in mid air and turned around to glare\nat the robot.\"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?\" she shouted angrily.The robot smiled evilly, knowing it had her now. \"You heard me. Friendship sucks! And your friends do too.\"Rainbow\nDash was infuriated. \"OKAY, YOU TIN CAN! YOU ASKED FOR IT!\" Dash flared\nher wings and launched herself at the giant robot; the only thing on\nher mind at the moment was making him sorry he said those words.\nUnfortunately for her, she was so angry at him for what he had said\nabout her friends and friendship, she hadn't thought things through all\nthe way.She crashed head first into the\ngiant robot's metal armored chest. She was stunned from the impact, and\nthen fell backwards onto the ground below with a thud. She groaned in\npain while holding her head with her hoof, but before she had time to\nreact, Starscream's big metal foot suddenly cam down over her body. She\nyelped in surprise and fear as the robot's foot pressed her against the\nground, pressing so hard against her ribcage that she couldn't breath,\nbut it didn't crush her yet.\"So, if you\ncan explain to me why you thought flying straight at a solid metal\nobject at high speed was a good idea, I might just let you live,\"\nStarscream said.He pressed down a little\nharder against her. Rainbow Dash let out a squeak of pain. She tried to\nspeak, but she couldn't utter a word from the pressure against her\nribcage.\"Yeah, that's what I thought,\" he said.He\nthen put his full wait down on Rainbow Dash, and, * SQUISH *, the\nrainbow colored pegasus was crushed flat beneath his foot. Red blood\nbegan to ooze out from beneath his foot.\"Let\nthat be a lesson to anyone who thinks a winged horse can kill a giant,\ntransforming, alien robot!\" Starscream shouted as loudly as he could.\n\"I'm coming for you next, Michael Bay! Kill me off in the third movie,\nwill you?\" He then leaped into the air, quickly transformed back into\nhis fighter jet mode, and flew up into the sky.Meanwhile,\nApplejack met up with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie just outside of town,\nnow carrying a pair of saddlebags on her back, and wearing a sombrero on\nher head instead of her usual stetson.\"Applejack, why are you wearing a sombrero?\" asked Pinkie Pie as Applejack approached them.\"I don't know,\" Applejack said in irritation. \"All of a sudden, my hat just turned into this.\"\"Applejack, do you know what's going on?\" asked Fluttershy worriedly.\"I'm not sure, but I think it might have somethin' to do with that!\"\nApplejack pointed up into the sky with her hoof. Fluttershy and Pinkie\nPie looked, and saw a giant swirling vortex that was the plot hole\nclearly visible in the sky, and they could also see that it was getting\nbigger very quickly.\"Oh... dear,\" said Fluttershy fearfully.\"How'd we miss that before?\" asked Pinkie Pie in bewilderment.\"I\nhave more bad news,\" said Applejack. \"Twi's been turned into a spider,\nalong with mah' brother, Rarity's in space, and I have no idea where\nRainbow Dash is! Also, Spike turned into a giant dragon again.\"\"That's not all!\" Pinkie Pie added. \"Gummy also turned into this thing.\" She turned to the side, revealing a little Totodile chomped down on her fluffy pink tail behind her.\"Totodile!\" it said through its teeth, not letting go of Pinkie's tail.\"Can\nwe find other ponies who can use the Elements of Magic, Loyalty, and\nGenerosity?\" Fluttershy asked Applejack and Pinkie Pie.\"That's\nthe other bad news,\" said Applejack. \"When I went to go get the\nElements of Harmony, they all suddenly spontaneously turned into apples!\"\nShe opened up her saddlebags and pulled them off her with her teeth.\nShe then dumped their contents onto the ground at their hooves, which\nturned out to be six red apples. She spat her empty saddlebags out of\nher mouth. \"I never thought I'd ever be so unhappy ta see apples in my life!\"\"But this means...\" Fluttershy stuttered in dread, \"...that the plot hole... is even more powerful then the Elements of Harmony!\"They all stared at each other in silence for several seconds as that horrible fact sunk into their heads.\"So... what do we do?\" asked Pinkie Pie.\"Ah don't know!\" Applejack said as she hung her head in despair.Suddenly,\nan anomaly crack flashed near them, and, in a flash of light,\nFluttershy had been transformed into a stallion! She..., or HE\nrather, let out a whimper, his voice now a little bit deeper and\nmasculine, and crossed his legs to try to cover himself from Applejack\nand Pinkie Pie in embarrassment.\"Things just keep getting worse and worse!\" Applejack exclaimed.\"On\nthe other hoof, you do make a rather cute stallion, Fluttershy,\" said\nPinkie, batting her eyelashes at Fluttershy, whose face instantly turned\nbright red. \"Or should I call you Flutterguy?\"\"And now this just got really awkward!\" said Applejack, staring at Pinkie with wide eyes...................Meanwhile,\nat a radio station near Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia were\nhiding under a desk because of all the chaos that was going on outside.\"Vinyl, this may be our last night on Earth, so I feel I need to tell you something,\" said Octavia.\"What is it, 'Tavy,\" said Vinyl Scratch.\"I...\"Just\nthen, they both heard the sound of static on the speakers in the room,\nand then a voice they both recognized spoke up on the radio. \"Vinyl,\nOctavia, are you there? It's the Doctor!\"Octavia and Vinyl looked at each other.\"Hold\nthat thought,\" Vinyl said to Octavia, and then they quickly crawled out\nfrom under the desk and Vinyl pressed the input button on the\nmicrophone on their desk. \"Doctor, it's Vinyl and Octavia! Where the hay\nhave you been? It's total chaos going on down here!\"\"I'm sorry, but it's a long story,\" said the Doctor. \"I know all about what's happening, and I need your help!\"\"Anything, Doctor! What do you need?\" said Octavia.\"Listen\nclosely, girls! I need you to give me the frequencies for the\nEquestrian emergency broadcast system. And hurry now! We don't have a\nlot of time!\"\"Okay, here they are Doctor,\" said Vinyl, and she began giving the Doctor the radio frequencies...................As\nsoon as the Doctor had the frequencies into the TARDIS's computer, and\nthey were broadcasting all over Equestria, he began speaking into the\nmicrophone on the control panel in front of him.\"Attention\nponies of Equestria!\" the Doctor said. \"In case you haven't noticed, a\nmassive plot hole is about to destroy the entire universe.\"Right\nat that moment, Trixie leaned over the controls and put her head near\nthe mike. \"By the way, this is all Twilight Sparkle's fault, just in\ncase you were wondering who to go after with torches and pitchforks,\"\nshe spoke into the microphone.\"TRIXIE, GET AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE!\" the Doctor yelled at her, shoving her away from the microphone with his hooves.\"Sorry. Trixie couldn't resist,\" she chuckled evilly.The\nDoctor turned to Blueblood and gestured for him to speak into the\nmicrophone. Blueblood stepped up to the microphone, the Doctor moving\nout of his way as he did so.Blueblood\nspoke into the microphone. \"Okay, listen up everypony! This is Prince\nBlueblood. There is only one way to stop this plot hole and save the\nuniverse once and for all! We need to fill in the plot hole with sense\nand logic! Everypony, think up any continuity error, inconsistency, or\neven just something that doesn't make sense that you can think of, and\nshout it out as loudly as you can! And it doesn't even need to be\nsomething from our show! Anything from any movie, TV show, or story you\ncan think of! Anything that has never made any sense to you in\nyour entire life! Shout it out as loud as you can! It's the only way to\nsave us all! Hurry! Here, I'll even start! Um...\" Blueblood thought for a\nmoment. \"...In the Lord of the Rings trilogy, why didn't they just use the\neagles to fly to Mordor instead of walking the whole way? That\nwould have made everything so much easier!\" He turned to his friends on\nthe TARDIS. \"Now all of you try!\"They all started thinking to themselves. (BTW,\npossible spoiler alert if you haven't seen some of these movies or TV\nshows before, so if you don't want spoilers, just skip down to the\nbottom)Dumbbell was the first to\nspeak. \"In Wreck-It Ralph, why does Vanellope still have her glitching\nability after the game resets at the end?\" he said. \"Shouldn't that have\nbeen fixed along with everything else?\"\"What's\nthe deal with the Element of Magic?\" said Gilda. \"I mean, all the other\nelements are things like loyalty, honesty, kindness, generosity, and\nlaughter, which make sense because they are qualities anypony can have,\nbut magic isn't. Not every creature can use magic. Only unicorns and\nalicorns. And that isn't fair! What if the world needed saving and the\nonly ponies around were earth ponies and pegasi? Are you telling me they\nwouldn't be able to do it because none of them are physically capable\nof using magic? That's so stupid... if that even IS how the\nElements of Harmony really work. The show is extremely vague on that\nwhole subject. Then again, the show is extremely vague on pretty much\neverything.\"\"In Frozen, why didn't Elsa, or her parents, just tell\nAnna that Elsa had magical powers?\" said Lightning Dust. \"There was\nliterally no reason not to let her know, and her knowing would have\nsolved everything! Anna would have known she had to be cautious\nwith her sister's powers, and would have understood why Elsa was so\nreluctant to be around her, and wouldn't have grown up to resent her! Also, why the heck does Elsa have magic powers in the first place? That is never explained! Is she just a mutant like in X-Men?\"\"In\n'A Canterlot Wedding', why didn't my mother, Queen Chrysalis, kill\nCadence and Twilight after she captured them? She totally could have!\nThere was no reason for her to keep them alive!\" said Queen Entomala.\"In\nthe Doctor Who episode 'Day of the Moon', if the Doctor put that video\nclip of the Silence saying 'you should kill us all on sight' into the\nmoon landing video, then how come he, Amy, Rorry, and River, who are all\nfrom the future and have all seen that video before, didn't already know to kill the Silence on sight whenever they saw them?\" said Doctor Whooves.\"How\ncome Featherweight didn't get punished when the Cutiemark Crusaders and\nDiamond Tiara were publishing embarrassing stories in the school\nnewspaper, even though he was the one actually taking the embarrassing photos with his camera? He should have gotten punished right along with them. Instead, he got rewarded in the end for some reason!\" said Jet Set.\"Okay, seriously, will somepony please tell me what's going on?\" asked Sunset. \"I can't remember anything that has happened in the last few days!\"\"In\nthe Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time movie, if Paradox wanted to go back in\ntime and stop the card game from destroying the world, then why didn't\nhe just simply go back in time to a point before Pegasus invented the\ncard game, and just shoot him with a gun? What was with that whole\nstupidly elaborate plan to go around throughout time, steeling various\ncards from people, to kill Pegasus with duel monsters, and after Pegasus had already created the card game? That plan wouldn't have stopped the game from existing even if it had worked! Nothing Paradox did in that movie made any sense at all!\" said Flam.\"Why\ndidn't they just use the Elements of Harmony when King Sombra and the\nCrystal Empire returned, in order to ensure that all the crystal ponies\nwould be okay, instead of using the entire situation as some stupid test\nfor Twilight and, thus, risking thousands of innocent ponies' lives. If\nCelestia and Twilight and friends really cared about the crystal\nponies' well being, the sensible thing to do would have been to go in\nthere, full force, to ensure the crystal ponies' safety. Do I really\nhave to quote Spock's dying words? The needs of the many outweigh the\nneeds of the few, or the one, the crystal ponies being the 'many' in\nthis situation,\" said Score.\"In 'Pirates\nof the Caribbean 3', how does simply turning the ship upside-down get\nthem back to the world of the living? That doesn't make any sense!\" said\nIron Will.\"Twilight Sparkle becoming a Princess makes no sense!\" said Trixie. \"She was being trained in MAGIC,\nnot politics! Magic and politics are two completely different things!\nIts like if Merlin the wizard became King of Camelot instead of Prince\nArthur. It makes no sense!\" \"In\nTransformers 2, they could have just revived Optimus Prime with that\nshard of the All Spark Sam had! They didn't need to find that Matrix\nthing to bring him back to life!\" said Flam.\"When Twilight Sparkle was being chased by the Hydra in season one and couldn't get across the ravine, why didn't she just teleport across, or levitate herself across? In fact, so many of the problems they face on the show could have been easily solved if Twilight had just simply used a teleport or levitation spell!\" said Hoops.Trixie looked at him. \"I don't think that's a plot hole. I think Twilight Sparkle is really just that much of an idiot.\"\"Oh,\" said Hoops. \"Okay.\"\"Why\ndid Spike become a dog in Equestrian Girls?\" said Doctor Whooves.\n\"That's basically saying that if ponies are the equivalent of humans,\nthen dragons are the equivalent of dogs. But we've seen that dragons are\nsentient and intelligent creatures on the show, just like ponies. So\nsaying that they are nothing but lowly pets compared to ponies is pretty\noffensive. If I were dragon, I would be really upset.\"\"In\n'Legend of Korra', why did opening up the portals to the spirit world\ncause random people to spontaneously become air benders?\" said\nBlueblood. \"That doesn't make any sense because we learned earlier that\nthe bending powers were given to humanity from the Lion Turtles, not the spirit world!\"..................Meanwhile,\nback on Earth, all over Equestria, all the ponies, and other sentient\ncreatures, were all doing their part to save the universe. \"In\n'Pacific Rim', why didn't they use the swords against the giant\nmonsters right away?\" said Caramel as he, Bon Bon, Comet Tail, Lyra, and\nPokey Peirce continued to battle adult Spike and giant Scootaloo in\ntheir Megazord. \"The swords were their most effective weapon!\"\"How\ncome in the episode 'Too Many Pinkie Pies', they just happened to find a\nsecret compartment in the library that they had somehow never noticed\nbefore, even though Twilight and Spike had searched through that library\nhundreds of times, and that compartment just happened to contain a book\nthat contained the exact information they needed for that exact\nsituation? Come on, writers, even YOU have to admit that's pretty bad writing!\" said Bon Bon.\"In\nPower Rangers Turbo, why did they stop using the Zeo powers? There was\nnothing wrong with them! They just switched over to the Turbo powers for\nno apparent reason!\" said Comet Tail.\"If Celestia is the ruler of Equestria, why is she called a Princess? Shouldn't she technically have the title of Queen? If you're a female royal, and you're currently in power, then that makes you a buckin' QUEEN! I mean, even Narnia got that right!\" said Lyra.\"In\nPokemon, whenever a pokemon transforms from one stage into a stronger\nstage, why do they call it evolution? said Pokey Pierce. \"That's not\nwhat evolution is! Evolution is the slow adaptation of a species over\nthe course of millions of years, and it has no set path. With pokemon,\non the other hoof, they go through changes as they grow older and get\nstronger, and you always know exactly what they are going to change\ninto, with very few exceptions. THAT ISN'T EVOLUTION! THAT'S JUST\nGROWING UP! It's no different from a caterpillar turning into a\nbutterfly, or a tadpole turning into a frog! ITS CALLED METAMORPHASIS!\nAlso, what kind of civilization lets ten year old kids go out completely\nunsupervised into the wilderness for years at a time for the soul\npurpose of catching and raising monsters? ARE THEY INSANE?\"\"Why\ndid Fluttershy eat Pinkie Pie's cake that she was entering in the\ncontest in Canterlot?\" said Gustav the griffon. \"That's just so out of\ncharacter for her! I mean, Rarity and Rainbow Dash I get. They're both\nhorrible, but not Fluttershy! Honestly, I thought the twist at the end\nof that episode was going to be that Pinkie Pie had been sleep walking,\nand she had eaten the cake. That would have made sense!\"\"In\nDragonball Z, why can't the wish-granting dragon turn a cyborg back\ninto a pure human, or wish the villain away, yet it can bring the dead\nback to life and even create entire new planets? That's ridiculous!\"\nsaid Garble the dragon.\"You're telling me\nthat, for all those centuries that Discord's statue was sitting out in\nthe open in the Canterlot gardens, no pony ever came along misbehaved around it before the Cutiemark Crusaders did? Seriously?\" said Fido the Diamond Dog.\"And\nwhy did Celestia leave the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful\nobjects in the world and their only defense against powerful evils,\nunprotected in the crumbling ruins of the castle in the Everfree Forest\nfor a thousand years? Literally anyone or anything could have just came\nalong and stolen them at any time, and then Equestria's only defense\nagainst evil would be gone!\" said Rover the Diamond Dog.\"And\nin the episode 'Magic Duel', you honestly expect us to believe that\nTrixie found a dangerous and powerful artifact like the Alicorn Amulet\nin some random antique store? Are you kidding me? A powerful object like\nthat would logically be somewhere where it's hidden and protected, or\nalready being used by someone!\" said Spot the Diamond Dog. \"Why are\ntheir so many powerful and dangerous magical artifacts just laying\naround out in the open in Equestria?\"\"I believe in Santa Christ!\" said Derpy Hooves.\"Why was the Ascendency going to destroy the Defiant before if they were supposed to be rescuing Princess Luna from it?\" asked the still cyclops-faced Noteworthy.\"In\nIron Man 3, when Tony told the bad guy where his house was, which was\nincredibly stupid in and of itself, why the heck didn't he prepare for\nthe attack with all that advanced technology he has lying around his\nplace, like the entire army of Iron Man suits he has that can act\ncompletely on their own?\" said Thunder Lane. \"Also, WHERE THE HECK WAS\nSHIELD AND THE OTHER AVENGERS WHILE ALL THAT WAS GOING ON? THE PRESIDENT\nOF THE UNITED STATES WAS KIDNAPPED, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!\"\"How\ncome in one episode, Big Macintosh was strong enough to pull a house\ndown the street with hardly any effort, yet in a later episode, Big Mac\nhad trouble carrying a cake on his back?\" said Surprise, still trapped\ninside her cloud house pantry from when Queen Entomala had locked her in\nthere.\"In the He-Man and She-Ra\nChristmas special, why did Horde Prime call for Skeletor for help?\nSkeletor doesn't work for Horde Prime! In fact, I believe they're\nenemies!\" said Octavia.\"How come\nApplejack's aunt and uncle Orange weren't at the family reunion? I\nthought family sticking together was really important to their family!\"\nsaid Vinyl Scratch.\"In Harry Potter, why\ndidn't anyone ever ask Moaning Myrtle about her death if they knew she\nwas the victim of one of the Chamber of Secrets attacks, and thus, a\nwitness to the truth?\" said Diamond Tiara. \"You're telling me that, in\nfifty years, no one ever thought to ask the ghost of the victim about\nwho murdered her? Is everyone in the wizarding world just an idiot or\nsomething?\" \"In The Perfect Swarm, how\nthe heck did herding the parasprites work?\" said Silver Spoon. \"You\ncan't herd millions of tiny flying insects! Crop-dusting would have been\na more obvious solution to the problem!\"\"Everyone\ncomplains about the fourth Indiana Jones movie, but what about the\nfirst one?\" said Pony Joe. \"In 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', how are the\nNazi's able to make an exact copy of the medallion and the\nprecisely cut crystal in its center just by looking at the burns Toht\nhad on his hand from when he grabbed it in the burning bar? That's\nimpossible!\"..................They all continued to list mistake after mistake.\"It's\nworking!\" said the Doctor, looking at a computer screen on the TARDIS's\ncontrol panel. \"The plot hole is starting to recede. We just need a\nlittle more!\"Then Blueblood turned to face you, the reader. \"Now, you at home reading this story,\" Blueblood said to you, \"we need your help too! Think of anything you can that has never made ANY sense to you, and write it in the comment section below. Do it! 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