{"sf1_id":832107,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Boxers vs Briefs","author":"Ripper Equidae","words":1028,"posted_at":"2015-03-18T15:50:00.000Z","tags":["Equine","M/M","Musk","No-Yiff","Romance","Zebra","underwear"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/832107-boxers-vs-briefs","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/832107","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=832107\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"Another of the life drabbles I've been doing. This time we focus on the all important underwear. When I can actually I'd prefer to go naked but society dictates I have to wear these things under my jeans. As always, leave any discussions, thoughts, faves and votes as you see fit!","content":"\nI wear boxer shorts. Think that'd\nmake sense for an equine wouldn't you? I mean briefs just tend to kind of,\nrestrict things and be uncomfortable when you're one of us. My partner? He\nwears boxers too, but he says he likes briefs more so he's got a few pairs\naround (under specific instructions to never let me see them, ever). Why does\nhe like them? Says they're more supportive of his sheath or something. I tell\nhim that we learn that restrictive clothing leads to more heat which leads to poor\nsperm quality and production, he laughs, ruffles my mane and asks why I care. I\ndon't really, but it is nice to know your partner is fertile even if you are a\ngay couple.Most folks I know wear boxers but\nthere are people that still wear those \"male panties\". Why? What do they give\nyou that boxers don't? You can't even open up the front and piss so\nconveniently if you're desperate, the whole thing either has to be pulled down\nor your cock poked through the leg hole which is rather awkward. There's also\n\"boxer briefs\" that I've seen, providing the overall shape/style of boxers\nwhile providing the snug fit of briefs. Boyfriend has asked if he can wear\nthese, no, absolutely he cannot. Either be in one camp or the other, but not\nboth my love. Unless you're bi or omnisexual or something in which case the\ncamp rule doesn't apply :)Sometimes when I browse a sex toy/clothing site I\nregularly use to buy lube and such when we need it I take a look at the \"sexy\nclothing\". Most of the items are boxers too, why? Boxers are sexier in\ndifferent fabrics, easier to pronounce bulges and attach kinky things to like\nzips that go almost all the way down. I've only ever seen candy briefs and\nsee-through ones but I'm sure others exist and I still wonder \"Why?\" How can\npeople even get off from seeing their partner in these? I add a couple things\nto the order and end up not checking out noticing that it's kind of late and\nI'm being nudged off the sofa in favour of snuggles and sleep in bed. In doing\nother things the next day I completely forget about it and don't notice that\nthe Spartan doesn't resume the session like it would normally.A couple days pass and then I\nanswer the door to a pudgy but cheerful wolf who greets me with a lovely broad\nYorkshire. A lovely guy, I'm sure he has a nice wife and kids too, honest\nhardworking sociable postie god I'd miss him if we both didn't move into my\nboyfriend's place. Speaking of which he pauses at the kitchen door cradling his\ncoffee and looking generally bedraggled as usual, get used to it kid because\nmidnight callouts will be a thing in a couple years during clinical rotations.\"Mornin', sign t' pad please.\nAnything nice?\" Nice as the postman is, he doesn't want to hear that it's a new\ndildo, some flavoured lube and condoms to fit us both this early on a Thursday.\"Nah just some oil for the car,\nit's cheaper online than at Fluffords for how much we ever need.\" Thanks\nboyfriend, you might've saved me from a long and awkward pause as I try to\nthink of some reply while also signing the pad and handing it back. I can't\nmultitask this early.\"Aye I hear ya, I just get the\ngarages to do it every year when the MOT is due, that seems to work fine.\nAnyway that's all in order, have a good day!\" He offers and I smile and nod\npolitely as he turns to walk off and do his job like before.\"You too!\"Plastic bang noise here of door shutting, hooves and paws heading into\nthe kitchen together.I always like to check the order,\nalways knowing that all the stuff will be there but you never know until the\nbox is open. My partner hands me some scissors and with surgical precision to\nrestraining edges of sellotape are removed. Open up and sure enough under some\npacking paper there's the lube, condoms, dildo in a box. I haul them out and\nrest them on the table for now, before blinking and noticing a clear plastic\nbag, without much light in the box I can't really see so I pull it out and\nfreeze. It's a pair of candy briefs on string.\"I don't remember ordering these,\nmust've been a mistake.\" I check the itemised list of things next to the return\nenvelope before blinking. \"Did I get them free or something?\" Nope, no offers\nlisted in deductions.\"I remember ordering them.\"\nFollowed by an evil chuckle...oh you...rrrrgh.\"Why the fuck are they in here?\"\"I ordered them, so I can wear\nthem.\"\"Why?\"\"So I can have that pretty little\nstriped muzzle of yours nibble something that isn't a red and pink lollipop for\na change.\" He leans against me and nips my neck playfully making me jump,\ngreat, now I have to go out with a patch of fur that looks clustered up and\nungroomed for a few days.\"You know I don't like briefs...\"\nHe cuts me off as he pads past to get himself ready upstairs.\"No, you don't. So you should\nenjoy eating them to death late on Sunday after I wear them for these few days\nand get my scent all over instead of the candy.\" He does have these couple days\noff from work, so he can perfectly well lie around the house doing this as well\nas get me all riled up with some pent up scent so I can't concentrate on Friday\nor Saturday or Sunday on anything.\"You evil bitch.\" I mutter and\nhis ears twitch having picked it up.\"I know, and you'll make me feel\nit soon enough.\" I blush and fumble about a little, it's too early for innuendo\nfor my poor little equine brain! My other head however, doesn't think so. It has\nneatly dropped out my sheath filled out my boxers to the uncomfortable level....What a bastard...neither of us are\ngoing to win the boxers vs briefs war at this rate..."}