{"sf1_id":854509,"sf2_id":"P1Ewq5om","title":"Naughty Noa Limericks","author":"Jake-Rabbit","words":149,"posted_at":"2015-04-29T01:51:00.000Z","tags":["Adult","Lagomorph","Limerick","Mouse","Poetry","Rabbit","Raccoon","Raccoon/Fox","Rat","Rodent"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/854509-naughty-noa-limericks","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/P1Ewq5om","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/85/30/8530c348-547d-42f5-b0e2-6806dc306a2e","description":"#9 of Noa World - General\n\nBeen trying to write something every night when I get home. Tonight, I felt like cobbling together some naughty limericks.\n...I took the low road.\nThe last two based off a recent story upload. :)","content":"Lapin, for all of their sass\n\nWould throw parties of a\u0026nbsp;moral morass.\n\nThe soirees were known for flirtation\n\nAnd a not inconsequential about of libations\n\nYou'd wake naked and sore in the ass.\n\nThe fair lady Racca is a runt\n\nBut telling her will earn you a punt.\n\nThe gods did not bless her with tits\n\nBut for her it was not the pits\n\nBecause by the gods she has a glorious cunt.\n\nA Mus that was thought a joker,\n\nHe was not very good at poker.\n\nShe cheated so bad he was left naked\n\nAnd betting a Racca is sacred\n\nBut that's when we found he'd already\u0026nbsp;poked her.\n\nA raccoon I did once meet\n\nWith a smile so bright and attitude so sweet.\n\nBut then the lass, she pulled down her pants.\n\nThough a gentleman, I did not look askance.\n\nWho could, with an apple bottom so petite?\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Noa World - General","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/841950-two-pair.json"}}