# Naughty Noa Limericks

Author: Jake-Rabbit
Tags: Adult, Lagomorph, Limerick, Mouse, Poetry, Rabbit, Raccoon, Raccoon/Fox, Rat, Rodent

#9 of Noa World - General

Been trying to write something every night when I get home. Tonight, I felt like cobbling together some naughty limericks.
...I took the low road.
The last two based off a recent story upload. :)

Lapin, for all of their sass

Would throw parties of a moral morass.

The soirees were known for flirtation

And a not inconsequential about of libations

You'd wake naked and sore in the ass.

The fair lady Racca is a runt

But telling her will earn you a punt.

The gods did not bless her with tits

But for her it was not the pits

Because by the gods she has a glorious cunt.

A Mus that was thought a joker,

He was not very good at poker.

She cheated so bad he was left naked

And betting a Racca is sacred

But that's when we found he'd already poked her.

A raccoon I did once meet

With a smile so bright and attitude so sweet.

But then the lass, she pulled down her pants.

Though a gentleman, I did not look askance.

Who could, with an apple bottom so petite?

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/P1Ewq5om
Part of the series Noa World - General
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