{"sf1_id":883019,"sf2_id":"Rm0KQEpe","title":"Everyone Does It: Mr. and Mr. Rifkin","author":"Simplified","words":3853,"posted_at":"2015-07-05T14:28:00.000Z","tags":["Bat","Bisexual","Clean","Family","Ferret","Gay","Implied Sex","Kissing","Lesbian","Love","No-Yiff","Rat","Romance","Squirrel","friends","marriage","wedding"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/883019-everyone-does-it-mr-and-mr-rifkin","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Rm0KQEpe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/44/bd/44bd3f6c-318e-43de-90e5-7120e1434d1a","description":"#19 of Everyone Does It\n\nAn Everyone Does It chapter that's for all ages? Stop the presses! There's not necessarily a PG-13 rating on this site and there is still some erotic kissing and sexual dialogue, but it's a pretty clean episode aside from that.\nGay Marriage is now legal and in celebration of this momentous occasion, I wrote this little chapter. No need to spoil, Taylor and Vlad can finally tie the knot now! Yay! \u003c3\nFor something that did just start as any other typical porn story, this series has quickly become my favorite one to write for. I love writing these characters and their situations; I think I will continue to write for them too. I'm sure there is still so much more I can get out of them. Marriage is not an ending, but a new beginning with bigger possibilities!\nRead on, everyone and please enjoy! Takes a winged bow as the church doors swing open","content":"Everyone Does It: Mr. and Mr. Rifkin\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nRichie parked his car in the parking lot of a big old chapel.\u0026nbsp; The squirrel peered out at the building.\u0026nbsp; He took a breath then held hands with his wife.\n\nCandy took his hand, \"Getting cold feet already?\u0026nbsp;It's not even your wedding this time.\"\n\nRichie groaned, \"I know but... I'm Jewish, I've never been inside a church.\"\n\nThe ferretess furrowed her brow at her hubby, \"Babe, I'm Catholic, but I go to temple with you because you're my husband and because I love you.\u0026nbsp; These are our friends now, they invited us.\u0026nbsp; It would be insensitive that we just don't show up.\"\n\nKaitlyn, who had been sitting directly behind Richie, leaned forward and knocked him playfully on his head, \"Besides, this is my brother that's getting married.\u0026nbsp; You can't expect me to miss this.\u0026nbsp; Our whole family's gonna be there; that's a lotta rats.\"\n\nRichie sighed, \"Alright, okay, I'm sorry, sorry for being a big dummy head.\"\u0026nbsp; He looked to each of his two mates, \"Am I forgiven?\"\n\nCandy kissed him lovingly on the lips, \"You're forgiven.\"\n\nKaitlyn kissed him too, \"We weren't even mad, baby.\"\n\nRichie got a third kiss from Javier, Candy's brother, \"Now can we get going?\u0026nbsp; You do not want to smell a sweaty ferret in the summer sun, my friend.\"\n\nRich laughed, \"Yeah, we're going.\"\u0026nbsp; He turned off the car then stepped out.\n\n...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nJesse and Kelly were in the lobby with their twins when Richie and his little mixed family entered.\u0026nbsp; A skunkette held the two squirrel kits while the parents got up to greet their family.\n\nJesse and Richie hugged and kissed one another, while Kelly did the same with both Candy and Kaitlyn.\u0026nbsp; She squealed, \"I'm so, so happy you all could make it.\"\n\nKaitlyn beamed, \"This is Taylor and Vlad we're talking about.\u0026nbsp; My big brother and my best friend finally able to get married.\u0026nbsp; I was visiting them as soon as the news came out.\u0026nbsp; Taylor, big, brave, wise Taylor cried in my arms that he could finally share his last name.\"\u0026nbsp; She wiped some tears of her own, \"We've all come a long way.\"\u0026nbsp; She held her belly which had grown nicely over the last two months, \"And we're just gonna keep on going.\"\n\nCandy saw the skunk woman holding her nephew and niece, \"Kelly, who is this?\"\n\nKelly smiled, \"Oh, with the paychecks Jesse has been getting in his new management job at the store, we were able to hire a nanny to watch the kids.\"\u0026nbsp; She gestured for the skunkette to come over.\n\nShe nodded patiently before she got up carrying both twins as each drank mother's milk from bottles.\n\nCandy blinked, \"Wow, you have them on bottles already?\"\n\nKelly nodded, \"Yeah, their teeth are already starting to come in; little Hilly bit Mommy a bit too hard.\u0026nbsp; She's gonna be a tigress when she grows up, I can already tell.\u0026nbsp;We're giving them my milk in bottles now and Daddy gets the rest of Mommy all to himself.\"\u0026nbsp; She leaned into her husband and kissed him.\u0026nbsp; She kindly took her twins from the skunkette.\n\nThe woman curtsied to the rest of the family, \"I'm Susan Verana, part Mexican on my father's side.\u0026nbsp; I've been letting them call me Susie, I suppose you can call me that too.\"\u0026nbsp; She smiled politely.\n\nCandy giggled, \"Alright, cool! We've got another Spanish chick in the group!\u0026nbsp; I was beginning to feel outnumbered!\"\n\nSusie looked at her, \"Oh really, are you Mexican too, miss...?\"\n\nCandy smiled, \"Candizia Cardenas, I'm Cuban.\u0026nbsp;I'm the one that had to cross a whole ocean to get into Texas.\"\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; She laughed at her racial joke she just made.\n\nSusie laughed, \"Awesome and is this your husband here?\"\u0026nbsp; She saw Javier.\n\nThe male ferret shook his head, \"No, no, Candy es mi hermana, this rich handsome nerd you see here is her darling husband.\"\u0026nbsp; He teasingly ruffled Richie's hair which the squirrel had so perfectly combed for the wedding.\n\nRichie laughed nervously as he fixed his hair, \"It's very nice meeting you either way, Susie.\u0026nbsp; I hope these two hyperactive ADD ferrets don't scare you away before the day is through.\"\n\nShe giggled, \"I have a five-year old daughter of my own to care for at home, believe me.\u0026nbsp; I know children, even the big ones.\"\u0026nbsp; She winked at the two ferrets.\n\nKaitlyn blinked, \"Oh, you have a daughter!\u0026nbsp; Are you married, then?\"\n\nSusie nodded, \"Happily.\u0026nbsp; My husband, he's the stay-at-home dad.\u0026nbsp; He watches our little girl, then when I get home I can take over for him, then when the little one's tucked in, we break out the wine and take a well deserved bubble bath together.\"\n\nKaitlyn shivered pleasantly at the mental image, \"Oh, I hope we're like that, Richie.\"\u0026nbsp; She playfully poked her mate.\n\nSusie had to tilt her head, \"Richie?\u0026nbsp; But I thought you were married to the ferret here?\"\n\nThe squirrel fought hard to stifle his giggles, \"Her too.\"\n\nSusie understood when she looked at the rat's pregnant belly, \"Oh, so it's all three of you.\"\n\nRich shook his head with a confident grin, \"Nope!\u0026nbsp;The four of us!\"\u0026nbsp; then leaned up to kiss Javier.\u0026nbsp; \"I'm bi.\"\n\nSusie blushed, \"Oh cool...\"\n\n...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaylor sat in a brightly lit room looking into a mirror as his mother fussed over him.\n\nThelma had to hold back her tears as she helped her oldest child into his marital tuxedo.\u0026nbsp; She looked at him and in her mind, she was back at her own wedding.\u0026nbsp;She sniffed, \"I know you don't wanna hear this, but God, you do look so much like your father.\u0026nbsp; Seeing you now in this suit,\" she hugged her son, \"it takes me back to when Rupert and I stood hand in hand before Father Daniels at our church in Alice.\u0026nbsp; He was so handsome, I nearly melted in his arms as soon as he said the words 'I do'.\"\u0026nbsp;She was in tears now.\u0026nbsp; \"I know what he was in those last years, but when it was just the two of us, he was the perfect husband.\u0026nbsp; He opened doors for me, held chairs for me, when I was pregnant with you... you could see him smiling from a mile away.\u0026nbsp; When you were born, he bought cigars for everyone.\"\n\nTaylor held his mother, a kind smile on his face, \"I remember, I do.\u0026nbsp; Those years we'd all go to Six Flags or to Schlitterbahn.\u0026nbsp; A part of me does wish he could be here to see me right now.\"\n\nShe buried her face in his neck, \"Thank you for saying that, Taylor.\u0026nbsp; And I'm sure, wherever Rupert is, either looking down or...\" She hesitated, \"looking up, he must be proud that you've become so strong, so wise.\"\n\nThere was a knock at the door, \"We're almost ready, Mr. Rifkin!\"\n\nHe called out, \"We'll be out there soon!\u0026nbsp; Thank you!\"\n\nThelma kissed her son on his cheek, \"Now, let's go get you married, son.\"\n\n...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nVlad, in the meantime, had to deal with both of his parents.\n\nThere weren't so many tears shed on his behalf.\n\nEsther had done most of her crying on the drive over; Nicolai cried on the inside, proud that his only child would finally tie the knot with the love of his life.\n\nEsther wiped his cheek, \"Oh dearie, you didn't wash your face enough before coming here.\u0026nbsp; What's your groom going to think if you can't keep your face clean for your special day?\"\n\nThe fruit bat grinned his cute grin, \"He'd probably lick it all off then rape my mouth with his sexy tongue.\"\n\nShe smacked him playfully, \"Don't talk like that, you're in a house of God.\"\n\nThe bat laughed, \"I love when you play Angry Romanian mom on me.\"\n\nNicolai chuckled, \"It was our compromise, son.\u0026nbsp;She'd let me get you circumcised, but when you got married, it had to be in a Catholic church.\"\n\nShe smirked, \"That's marriage, Vlad: compromises and promises.\"\n\nNicolai kissed his wife on the mouth, \"That and a whole lot of kisses.\"\n\nVlad giggled, \"I'm pretty sure me and Tay have got the kissing part down.\"\n\nThe three bats laughed together then joined in a family group hug.\n\n...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe whole rest of Taylor's family was in the lobby as soon as the rat came out in his fancy tuxedo.\n\nKaitlyn was the first to hug him, \"Oh, my stupid big brother, you always gotta find a reason to make me all teary-eyed whenever I see you.\"\n\nHe laughed with his arms around her, \"That's such a weird way to tell me how much you care, but for this family, I'd say that's actually pretty typical.\"\u0026nbsp; He held his sister by the small of her back before he felt her belly.\u0026nbsp; He smiled, \"And how's little Richie doing right now?\"\n\nKaitlyn giggled, \"It's not a Richie, it's a Rachel.\"\n\nHe laughed, \"Wow, another girl in the family.\"\n\nShe laughed, \"I know, I guess I take after Mom.\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAmanda hugged Taylor next, \"Oh, I'm so jealous.\u0026nbsp;I thought I'd be the first one to get married and have babies.\"\n\nThe big rat held his second sister, \"Aw, you'll get it one of these days.\u0026nbsp; What happened to that wolf boyfriend of yours?\"\n\nShe scoffed, \"Old news.\"\n\nHe understood, \"He's a loser if he can't keep you, Mandy.\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nGeorgie came up to him next, a sexy cheetah fem close behind her.\u0026nbsp; She jumped up and practically pounced on her big brother.\n\nTaylor grunted comically under his youngest sister's weight acting as though she was too heavy for him, \"Oh god, it's the Incredible She-Hulk and she's really hairy for some reason!\"\n\nGeorgie laughed and smacked her brother, \"Shut up, Tay!\u0026nbsp;You know I ain't got an ounce of fat in me.\"\n\nTay heard the cheetah laughing as she watched from close by, \"Hello, who's this?\"\n\nGeorgie got up and pulled the blushing feline closer, \"This here's my girlfriend, Yutani.\"\n\nThe cheetah tried to back away as Tay stood and she saw how big he was.\n\nThe rat looked at her, his soft brown eyes connecting with hers, \"Yutani, your girlfriend.\u0026nbsp; I guess you _were_ serious, Georgie.\"\u0026nbsp; He extended a friendly hand, \"It's nice to meet you.\"\n\nGeorgie nudged her, \"Go on, it's just my brother.\"\n\nYutani hesitated a good while before she finally gave her paw to the big rat.\n\nTay smiled, \"There you go, not so bad.\"\n\nThe cheetah gave a weak half-smile before breaking contact and averting her eyes.\n\nGeorgie sighed, \"You have to excuse her, she... she's very nervous around men.\"\u0026nbsp; She left to console her lover.\n\nTay sighed, he knew that look on the cheetah's face.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nFinally, the youngest member of the family embraced Taylor.\n\nTay smiled and held his half-brother, \"Joseph, hey.\u0026nbsp;What've you been up to since last I saw you?\"\n\nThe young rat nuzzled his big brother, \"Ah, I'm not a virgin anymore, but I haven't told Mom yet.\"\n\nTay sat down with Joseph, \"Was it with a he or she?\u0026nbsp;And did you use protection?\"\n\nJoseph blushed, \"One of my friends, this meerkat guy I knew my whole life.\u0026nbsp; First, we kissed, it was nice the way our tongues touched.\u0026nbsp; It tickled.\u0026nbsp; We were both hard when we took our clothes off.\u0026nbsp; I frotted with him 'til we both came together.\u0026nbsp; It felt so good.\u0026nbsp; We sucked each other off, then he mounted me.\u0026nbsp; He wasn't very big, but it did hurt a little when he opened me.\u0026nbsp; I didn't bleed, and I made sure he used protection.\"\n\nTaylor smiled and rubbed his brother's shoulders, \"That's sexy.\u0026nbsp; I'm proud of you, bro.\u0026nbsp; What's the deal, then?\u0026nbsp; Are you still friends?\"\n\nJoe blushed, \"I guess so, we still hang out like we always did, and with all our same friends.\u0026nbsp; I though it would feel different after I'd had sex.\u0026nbsp; Sometimes when we're alone, we do hold hands, maybe kiss a bit.\u0026nbsp; I don't know if he's like the one, but\u0026nbsp; I don't want to lose him as a friend.\"\n\nTaylor petted his brother, \"Some friends will go away as we get older, if you think he's the one, you have to try hard, but you have to be able to say to yourself, 'Can I live without this particular person?' And can you, Joseph?\"\n\nJoseph thought about it, \"I like him, we've always played together.\u0026nbsp; I don't know if his parents are as understanding as Mom, though.\"\n\nTay chuckled, \"I hear you there.\u0026nbsp; Listen, how about, the next time you see your friend, the two of you talk.\u0026nbsp; It's better you talk it over before it turns into something where one of you would get hurt.\u0026nbsp;Do you understand?\"\n\nJoseph nodded, \"I understand, thanks Tay.\"\n\nThe rat petted his brother, \"You're a good kid.\"\n\nThen, the priest, a kind old moose, walked out to meet with the people, \"Okay, everyone, it is almost time for the proceedings, all people who are supposed to be here, please come in and find a seat.\"\n\nTay stood with his brother, \"Come on.\"\n\n...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaylor and his friends and family all sat in one side of the wedding chapel.\n\nCandy had to go to the restroom, so she kindly excused herself.\n\nShe found the ladies room and did her business.\u0026nbsp;Afterwards, she left and bumped into someone, \"Oh, excuse me.\"\u0026nbsp; Her eyes widened when she looked up and saw a familiar face.\n\n\"Oh, Candy...\"\u0026nbsp; The white-tailed buck was taken aback when he'd bumped into this pretty ferret he had previously been intimate with.\n\nShe brushed back her silvery hair before speaking, \"Hello, Dan...\"\n\nThe buck gulped, \"It's been a while.\"\u0026nbsp; He smiled nervously.\n\nShe nodded, \"Mhm, it has... you still look good.\"\n\nHe scratched his neck, \"Yeah, you do too.\u0026nbsp; Well, no, you're beautiful.\u0026nbsp; Real beautiful...\u0026nbsp; though I left ya in a pretty bad spot didn't I?\"\n\nCandy tried to keep her temper even, \"I'll say, you used me for my dying husband, then when we were caught, you told the whole office I had crabs.\u0026nbsp; I was embarrassed, had to go back to my old job at a sex hotline.\u0026nbsp; Can you really believe how bad of a drop that had to have been for me?\"\n\nDan groaned, \"Yeah... I didn't fare any better.\u0026nbsp; My wife died, I lost my job.\u0026nbsp; But, I'm different now.\u0026nbsp; Whatever prick I was back then, that's done.\u0026nbsp; I have someone, somebody who cares for me and I love them back.\"\n\nCandy nodded, \"Me too, I'm married now, and I absolutely love the man I'm with.\"\n\nDan smiled, \"You're married?\u0026nbsp; Wow, I'm glad to hear that.\"\n\nJust then, Richie came out of the chapel, \"Candice, what's taking you so long?\"\u0026nbsp; He stopped when he saw the deer that once dated his wife, \"Dan...\"\n\nThe buck straightened up as he quickly put the pieces together, \"You married your dead husband's son?\"\n\nCandy sighed, \"Yes, yes I did.\"\n\nHe chuckled, \"Oh, of course.\u0026nbsp; So I guess in the end, you still got the boss's money.\"\n\nRichie pulled the ferretess closer, \"It started that way, yeah.\u0026nbsp; I mean, how could I say no to a pretty face like hers?\u0026nbsp; Then, I got to know her.\u0026nbsp; She was more than just some pretty girl, she was my friend, she was someone I could just talk with.\"\n\nCandy giggled, \"The sex is fucking awesome, too.\"\n\nDan laughed, \"I see...\"\n\nJust then, a tall reindeer tapped his shoulder, \"Danny, we're getting antsy, what's keepin' ya?\"\u0026nbsp; He saw the squirrel and ferretess, \"Oh, who are your friends?\"\n\nDan laughed nervously, \"Rex, these are a couple former co-workers of mine from my old job.\u0026nbsp; Richie Meyers and... I guess Candy Meyers, eh?\"\n\nRex's ears waggled, \"Oh!\u0026nbsp; Candy, like the Candy... oh.\u0026nbsp; Is this one of those moments, hon?\"\n\nDan hugged his lover, \"It was, but things are alright now.\u0026nbsp;Right, Candy?\"\n\nThe ferretess giggled, \"Right... so let me get this straight, after me, you turned gay, is that what this is?\"\n\nDan chuckled, \"Bi, and in a semi-open relationship, is that right, Rex?\"\n\nThe reindeer laughed, \"Oh yes, I'm married, got a son of my own, but this guy here?\u0026nbsp; He's my number one buck.\"\n\nCandy giggled, \"Wow, you too?\u0026nbsp; Richie and I are together, but we've got two other people living with us who we regularly have sex with.\"\n\nRex laughed, \"Funny how all this freelovin' stuff seems to be spreading all around.\u0026nbsp; What are you two here for, if you don't mind my asking?\"\n\nCandy smiled, \"Two very good, close friends of ours are getting married.\u0026nbsp; In fact, we're supposed to be in the chapel right now, so, it was nice seeing you all, but we have to get back.\"\n\nDan nodded, \"Okay, well, I guess we'll see you around.\u0026nbsp;Come on, Rex.\"\n\nThe reindeer laughed as his mate walked off, \"It was great meeting you two.\u0026nbsp; I do hope we see each other again sometime.\"\u0026nbsp; Then, he was gone too.\n\n...\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTaylor stood at the altar now as he waited for that silly bat, the only person he hadn't seen since getting here, damn those old wedding superstitions.\u0026nbsp; He smiled as he already pictured the little nerd smiling up at him, God it warmed him so to see that bat smile.\n\nThe music started suddenly.\n\nTaylor looked up and there at the far end of the long red carpet, there stood his bride.\n\nVlad was dressed in a handsome black tuxedo very similar to Taylor's, minus the obvious adjustments for his wingspan.\n\nNicolai held his son's hand and led him down the aisle as the Wedding March played.\n\nThelma saw it and suppressed a small giggle to see Vlad be led like a daughter to be given away by her father.\n\nTaylor took Vlad's hand when the fruit bat got to him, \"This is a long time coming.\"\n\nVlad laughed, \"It better be, I didn't get all dressed up for nothing, Tay!\"\n\nThe priest cleared his throat, \"Now, may we begin?\"\n\nTaylor nodded, \"Of course, Father.\"\n\nThe moose nodded and began to recite the age old prayer blessing the holy matrimony of these two souls.\n\nTaylor mostly nodded, trying his best to make it appear he was paying attention.\n\nVlad was all ears listening closely as the moose droned on.\n\nNicolai and Esther sat with their old friend, Thelma.\n\nThe male bat groaned impatiently, \"Thelma, my dear.\u0026nbsp; I don't know how you Catholics can sit through all this prattling and not find it the least bit tiring.\"\n\nShe giggled, \"Oh, I'm sure it's no less borin' than sittin' at temple as the rabbi reads from an old book.\"\n\nHe chuckled and nodded, \"True.\"\n\nThe priest finished, \"Now before we continue, if anyone here objects to this union speak now or forever hold your peace.\"\n\nThere were no objections.\n\nThe moose looked upon the rat and bat, \"Taylor Rifkin, Vladimir Romanov, do either of you have anything to say?\"\n\nTaylor realized he didn't have anything and suddenly felt bad.\u0026nbsp; He felt a hand touch his face and saw that precious smile on his love's face.\n\nVlad whispered, \"It's okay.\"\u0026nbsp; He spoke up, \"I would like to say something.\"\u0026nbsp; He took a little paper from his pocket.\u0026nbsp; He cleared his throat before reading aloud the words written on this paper, \"Taylor, my Tay, sometimes I ask myself how a silly little nerd like me could end up with a guy like you.\u0026nbsp; Then I realize, well I started it didn't I?\u0026nbsp; I made that first move, eleven years ago when I was just two years off from legal age, I claimed you.\u0026nbsp; You were mine and I was yours.\u0026nbsp; Taylor, you...\" He looked at the priest, \"Am I allowed to curse?\"\n\nThe priest shrugged, \"Go ahead, God will forgive you.\"\n\nVlad continued, \"Taylor, you went through such unfair shit and it broke my heart to know that, but then it also told me... I helped you didn't I?\u0026nbsp; You came out from a bad place and I'm the one who caught you, who saved you.\u0026nbsp; Taylor, I love you, I know you love me, now I just want us to be old men still kissing when we get to the end.\"\n\nTaylor smiled through tears that had formed in his eyes, \"Thank you, Vlad.\"\n\nThe moose smiled, \"That was very nice, Mr. Romanov.\"\u0026nbsp;He cleared his throat, \"Now, may we have the rings?\"\n\nTaylor turned, \"Joseph! That's you!\"\n\nThe teenaged rat came up to the altar with the wedding rings on a pillow.\n\nThe rat and bat took the rings.\u0026nbsp; Taylor thanked his brother, ruffling his hair playfully before he slipped Vlad's ring on the bat's ring finger.\n\nVlad did the same for Taylor.\n\nJoseph stepped down as the moose continued, \"Now, Taylor Rifkin, do you take this... bat as your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold until death do you part?\"\n\nTaylor inhaled, then exhaled, \"I do.\"\n\n\"And do you, Vladimir Romanov, take this rat as your lawfully wedded husband?\"\n\nVlad smiled the biggest he'd ever done, \"Yes, I do.\"\n\n\"Then, by the power invested in me, I hereby name you uh...\"\u0026nbsp; He'd done this for so long, he hadn't practiced for a same-sex couple yet.\n\nVlad giggled, \"Go ahead, you can say it.\"\n\nThe moose sighed, \"I hereby declare you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride.\"\u0026nbsp; He looked at them, \"Whichever of you that may be.\"\n\nTaylor took Vlad's hands in his then planted an especially big and loving kiss on the nerdy fruit bat's lips.\n\nThe moose declared, \"Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you the new Mr. and... Mr. Taylor and Vladimir Rifkin.\"\n\nThe rat and bat were still kissing quite intensively when the moose finished.\u0026nbsp; As Vlad had told his mother, the rat was practically violating his mouth with his tongue right now.\n\nThe moose joked, \"I see you two have practiced.\"\n\nTheir very erotic kiss finally ended with a smack and a little string of saliva connecting them temporarily.\u0026nbsp; Taylor lifted the small bat in his arms, \"We finally made it.\"\n\nVlad kissed him again, \"We made it!\"\n\nTaylor stepped down from the altar with his new husband.\u0026nbsp; He walked past Joseph who now had the pillow over his crotch to hide the erection he got from seeing the two of them kiss.\n\nTheir parents all embraced the pair.\n\nThelma kissed Taylor, \"You, I'm so proud of you both!\"\u0026nbsp;She looked straight in her son's eyes, \"And you take good care of my new son-in-law, you hear?\u0026nbsp; You ain't too old for me to be whippin' your ass!\"\n\nTaylor laughed, \"I'll try to remember that.\"\n\nBoth old bats held the big rat in their warm wings and planted small kisses on the rat before each gave him a deep tongue kiss.\n\nVlad giggled at their blatant hedonism here in a place of worship and holiness.\u0026nbsp; His parents then did the same to him, their tongues tickling his lips as they'd double-kissed him at once.\n\nThelma blushed, \"These bats are so... oh, what the hell do I have to complain about?\"\n\nTaylor laughed, \"That's my Vlad!\"\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Everyone Does It","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/856227-everyone-does-it-two-stories.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/898785-everyone-does-it-junior-year.json"}}