{"sf1_id":922415,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Kuhlman and the Barista","author":"Vikthefox","words":1328,"posted_at":"2015-10-16T18:18:00.000Z","tags":["Adult Humor","Bad Language","Cat","Coyote","Gay Relationships","Humor","M/M","Romance","Wolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/922415-kuhlman-and-the-barista","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/922415","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=922415\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"#18 of Royalty","content":"Author's Note: Thanks to all my friends, watchers, and viewers. \u0026nbsp;You guys are awesome! \u0026nbsp;This story will be in Kuhlman's POV. \u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n\nKuhlman and the Barista\n\n  \n\nWow, that trip to Sly Beach was fun, but it also made me think. \u0026nbsp;Seeing Max and Lucius and Wendell and Todd in love and the affection those guys showed me made me realize that I wanted romance too. \u0026nbsp;In my book of fuckbuddies, there is only one fur who can give me both the romance and the sex I desire: Hans \"the naughty barista\" Brotbachen. \u0026nbsp;He was the only fuckbuddy who liked affection and he was so freaking cute. \u0026nbsp;Once I got back home, I went to my room and dialed his number.\n\n  \n\n\"Hello, my naughty barista\", I said playfully\n\n  \n\n\"Awww, I'm flattered. \u0026nbsp;What's up\", he asked me\n\n  \n\n\"I was thinking about us. \u0026nbsp;Would you like to be...boyfriends\", I asked\n\n  \n\n\"You mean you have feelings for me\", he said\n\n  \n\n\"I do, Hans. \u0026nbsp;You're so cute, yet naughty at the same time. \u0026nbsp;You're also the only one in my book who likes affection. \u0026nbsp;My trip to the beach made me realize that I need a boyfriend and I want that fur to be you, Hans\", I said, hoping that he would say 'yes'.\n\n  \n\n\"To tell you the truth, I have feelings for you too Kuhlman. \u0026nbsp;I didn't want to tell you though since I didn't want to ruin our fuckbuddies agreement\", he said. \u0026nbsp;Whenever you become fuckbuddies with someone, you have to be careful not to develop romantic feelings. \u0026nbsp;You agree that it's just sex or that you're just friends who also happen to have sex, but you were not boyfriends. \u0026nbsp;I wonder how long Hans has been holding back his feelings for me?\n\n  \n\n\"You have feelings for me too? \u0026nbsp;So does this mean you want to become a couple\", I asked, excited\n\n  \n\n\"Sure and it can be an open relationship if you want. \u0026nbsp;I'm fine with that\", he said\n\n  \n\n\"Thank you, I'm so glad you want to be with me and yes we can do the open thing\", I said. \u0026nbsp;I could throw away my fuckbuddies book without a care. \u0026nbsp;Afterall, another part of the fuckbuddies agreement is that we can stop being fuckbuddies if one of us finds a boyfriend/girlfriend and would prefer to be with them instead of our fuckbuddy. \u0026nbsp;I just wanted the relationship to be open because I'm Max's pet.\n\n  \n\n\"You're welcome honey\", he said\n\n  \n\n\"So...wanna go see a movie\", I asked, trying to think of a good date to go on.\n\n  \n\n\"Sure. \u0026nbsp;Anything you wanna see\", he asked me\n\n  \n\n\"Hmmm...there's that rock musical about some pizza place and then there's that Dracula movie. \u0026nbsp;Those are the only ones I know of\", I said, I hadn't looked at the movie times, but I remember hearing about these movies.\n\n  \n\n\"Isn't that Dracula one in the X-rated theater\", he said\n\n  \n\n\"I'm not sure. \u0026nbsp;Is it okay if it is? \u0026nbsp;I know some people don't like seeing an adult film in a theater\", I said, remembering the time some guy got caught masturbating while watching porn in a theater and how some people got offended by it.\n\n  \n\n\"I'd rather watch porn with you in private if you know what I mean? \u0026nbsp;There's another horror movie out now called 'Frankenstein 3'\", Hans said\n\n  \n\n\"I think that's a porn too\", I said, remembering the trailer for it on my vhs copy of \"Wolfin' Out 2\".\n\n  \n\n\"Damn, they made a porn of Frankenstein too? \u0026nbsp;Umm, any other ideas\", Hans asked\n\n  \n\nThen I finally remembered an upcoming movie that wasn't a porn. \u0026nbsp;\"How about 'It Came from the Dollar Store'\", I asked\n\n  \n\n\"That's the one where the guy buys his kid a toy from the dollar store and it turns out to be possessed, right? \u0026nbsp;That one sounds good to me\", Hans said\n\n  \n\n\"Okay, then it's a plan. \u0026nbsp;When do you want me to pick you up\", I asked\n\n  \n\n\"How about 7 PM\", Hans said\n\n  \n\n\"That works for me\", I said\n\n  \n\nI left the palace at 6 PM and my chauffeur, Rick, drove me down to Hans' place. \u0026nbsp;Rick was a nice coyote. \u0026nbsp;We never fucked, but he did occasionally like to do weed with me. \u0026nbsp;Speaking of weed, Hans liked to do weed with me too, but he only did it occasionally and stuck with the normal stuff. \u0026nbsp;No Desert Cookout for him. \u0026nbsp;We arrived early, 6:30 PM, but luckily Hans was early too because less than a minute after we parked outside of his apartment he ran out of his door and waved to me. \u0026nbsp;I got out of the car, ran over to him and gave him a huge hug and a kiss on the muzzle.\n\n  \n\n\"I love you\", I said\n\n  \n\n\"I love you too\", Hans said, blushing a little.\n\n  \n\nWe got in the car and Rick drove us to the theater and dropped us off. \u0026nbsp;Unfortunately, the movie we wanted to see was sold out, so we ended up seeing another movie called \"Boo!\" \u0026nbsp;It was supposed to be a horror movie, but it was more like a bad drama. \u0026nbsp;Hans and I sat next to each other and my naughty barista would pretend to be scared so he had an excuse to cuddle with me. \u0026nbsp;I knew he really wasn't scared because he laughed at how bad this movie was. \u0026nbsp;In fact, everyone laughed at this piece of crap movie. \u0026nbsp;The plot had something to do with ghosts haunting some family in a hotel and it just got really convoluted when they added the plot about the jewel thief and talking trees and...yeah it was kind of weird, but in a stupid kind of way. \u0026nbsp;The director, who was a cat with black fur, was in the audience and when the movie ended he flipped out.\n\n  \n\n\"How dare you laugh at my masterpiece\", he screamed\n\n  \n\n\"More like disasterpiece\", a female wolf said\n\n  \n\n\"Well, fuck you! \u0026nbsp;You guys are too stupid to understand true art\", he said\n\n  \n\n\"Fuck you pal\", a male wolf, who was sitting next to the female one, said. \u0026nbsp;He then through a popcorn bag and cup of soda at the mediocre director. \u0026nbsp;Then everyone started doing it, except me and Hans. \u0026nbsp;We left the theatre immediately and waited for Rick to pick us up. \u0026nbsp;We told him we wouldn't be out until 10 and it was 9:45, so we had 15 minutes to kill. \u0026nbsp;The director came out of the theater, soaked in soda and slushies with popcorn stuck in his fur. \u0026nbsp;He saw me and started bowing.\n\n  \n\n\"Please your highness, give this movie a good review. \u0026nbsp;Everyone will go see it if you say it's good\", he said\n\n  \n\n\"Sorry man, but you made a bad movie. \u0026nbsp;I'm not going to lie to my people\", I said. \u0026nbsp;The director then ran off crying.\n\n  \n\n\"Sorry the movie sucked\", I said\n\n  \n\n\"It's okay. \u0026nbsp;Maybe we should've went to see porn\", Hans said\n\n  \n\n\"Do you wanna go home or do you wanna come back with me\", I said\n\n  \n\n\"Can I ask you a question\", Hans said\n\n  \n\n\"Sure\", I said\n\n  \n\n\"I know we've only officially been boyfriends for a few hours, but can I live with you...permanently\", Hans asked\n\n  \n\n\"I would love that and you don't have to work at that cafe anymore if you don't want to\", I said\n\n  \n\n\"Oh thank you so much\", he said and then gave me a tight hug.\n\n  \n\nWe hugged each other tight and kissed on the muzzle. \u0026nbsp;We caressed each other's soft, warm fur and murred happily. \u0026nbsp;Our make out session was interrupted when Rick honked the horn at us. \u0026nbsp;We stopped what we were doing and got in the car.\n\n  \n\n\"He's coming home with me\", I said to Rick\n\n  \n\n\"Forever\", Hans added\n\n  \n\nRick then drove us home. \u0026nbsp;When we got there, we ran to the bedroom and shut the door.\n\n  \n\n\"Wanna cuddle\", Hans asked me\n\n  \n\n\"I would love to\", I said\n\n  \n\nWe then got into bed and cuddled. \u0026nbsp;It felt so good.\n\n  \n\n  \n  \n\n"}