# Kuhlman and the Barista Author: Vikthefox Tags: Adult Humor, Bad Language, Cat, Coyote, Gay Relationships, Humor, M/M, Romance, Wolf #18 of Royalty Author's Note: Thanks to all my friends, watchers, and viewers.  You guys are awesome!  This story will be in Kuhlman's POV.   Kuhlman and the Barista Wow, that trip to Sly Beach was fun, but it also made me think.  Seeing Max and Lucius and Wendell and Todd in love and the affection those guys showed me made me realize that I wanted romance too.  In my book of fuckbuddies, there is only one fur who can give me both the romance and the sex I desire: Hans "the naughty barista" Brotbachen.  He was the only fuckbuddy who liked affection and he was so freaking cute.  Once I got back home, I went to my room and dialed his number. "Hello, my naughty barista", I said playfully "Awww, I'm flattered.  What's up", he asked me "I was thinking about us.  Would you like to be...boyfriends", I asked "You mean you have feelings for me", he said "I do, Hans.  You're so cute, yet naughty at the same time.  You're also the only one in my book who likes affection.  My trip to the beach made me realize that I need a boyfriend and I want that fur to be you, Hans", I said, hoping that he would say 'yes'. "To tell you the truth, I have feelings for you too Kuhlman.  I didn't want to tell you though since I didn't want to ruin our fuckbuddies agreement", he said.  Whenever you become fuckbuddies with someone, you have to be careful not to develop romantic feelings.  You agree that it's just sex or that you're just friends who also happen to have sex, but you were not boyfriends.  I wonder how long Hans has been holding back his feelings for me? "You have feelings for me too?  So does this mean you want to become a couple", I asked, excited "Sure and it can be an open relationship if you want.  I'm fine with that", he said "Thank you, I'm so glad you want to be with me and yes we can do the open thing", I said.  I could throw away my fuckbuddies book without a care.  Afterall, another part of the fuckbuddies agreement is that we can stop being fuckbuddies if one of us finds a boyfriend/girlfriend and would prefer to be with them instead of our fuckbuddy.  I just wanted the relationship to be open because I'm Max's pet. "You're welcome honey", he said "So...wanna go see a movie", I asked, trying to think of a good date to go on. "Sure.  Anything you wanna see", he asked me "Hmmm...there's that rock musical about some pizza place and then there's that Dracula movie.  Those are the only ones I know of", I said, I hadn't looked at the movie times, but I remember hearing about these movies. "Isn't that Dracula one in the X-rated theater", he said "I'm not sure.  Is it okay if it is?  I know some people don't like seeing an adult film in a theater", I said, remembering the time some guy got caught masturbating while watching porn in a theater and how some people got offended by it. "I'd rather watch porn with you in private if you know what I mean?  There's another horror movie out now called 'Frankenstein 3'", Hans said "I think that's a porn too", I said, remembering the trailer for it on my vhs copy of "Wolfin' Out 2". "Damn, they made a porn of Frankenstein too?  Umm, any other ideas", Hans asked Then I finally remembered an upcoming movie that wasn't a porn.  "How about 'It Came from the Dollar Store'", I asked "That's the one where the guy buys his kid a toy from the dollar store and it turns out to be possessed, right?  That one sounds good to me", Hans said "Okay, then it's a plan.  When do you want me to pick you up", I asked "How about 7 PM", Hans said "That works for me", I said I left the palace at 6 PM and my chauffeur, Rick, drove me down to Hans' place.  Rick was a nice coyote.  We never fucked, but he did occasionally like to do weed with me.  Speaking of weed, Hans liked to do weed with me too, but he only did it occasionally and stuck with the normal stuff.  No Desert Cookout for him.  We arrived early, 6:30 PM, but luckily Hans was early too because less than a minute after we parked outside of his apartment he ran out of his door and waved to me.  I got out of the car, ran over to him and gave him a huge hug and a kiss on the muzzle. "I love you", I said "I love you too", Hans said, blushing a little. We got in the car and Rick drove us to the theater and dropped us off.  Unfortunately, the movie we wanted to see was sold out, so we ended up seeing another movie called "Boo!"  It was supposed to be a horror movie, but it was more like a bad drama.  Hans and I sat next to each other and my naughty barista would pretend to be scared so he had an excuse to cuddle with me.  I knew he really wasn't scared because he laughed at how bad this movie was.  In fact, everyone laughed at this piece of crap movie.  The plot had something to do with ghosts haunting some family in a hotel and it just got really convoluted when they added the plot about the jewel thief and talking trees and...yeah it was kind of weird, but in a stupid kind of way.  The director, who was a cat with black fur, was in the audience and when the movie ended he flipped out. "How dare you laugh at my masterpiece", he screamed "More like disasterpiece", a female wolf said "Well, fuck you!  You guys are too stupid to understand true art", he said "Fuck you pal", a male wolf, who was sitting next to the female one, said.  He then through a popcorn bag and cup of soda at the mediocre director.  Then everyone started doing it, except me and Hans.  We left the theatre immediately and waited for Rick to pick us up.  We told him we wouldn't be out until 10 and it was 9:45, so we had 15 minutes to kill.  The director came out of the theater, soaked in soda and slushies with popcorn stuck in his fur.  He saw me and started bowing. "Please your highness, give this movie a good review.  Everyone will go see it if you say it's good", he said "Sorry man, but you made a bad movie.  I'm not going to lie to my people", I said.  The director then ran off crying. "Sorry the movie sucked", I said "It's okay.  Maybe we should've went to see porn", Hans said "Do you wanna go home or do you wanna come back with me", I said "Can I ask you a question", Hans said "Sure", I said "I know we've only officially been boyfriends for a few hours, but can I live with you...permanently", Hans asked "I would love that and you don't have to work at that cafe anymore if you don't want to", I said "Oh thank you so much", he said and then gave me a tight hug. We hugged each other tight and kissed on the muzzle.  We caressed each other's soft, warm fur and murred happily.  Our make out session was interrupted when Rick honked the horn at us.  We stopped what we were doing and got in the car. "He's coming home with me", I said to Rick "Forever", Hans added Rick then drove us home.  When we got there, we ran to the bedroom and shut the door. "Wanna cuddle", Hans asked me "I would love to", I said We then got into bed and cuddled.  It felt so good. 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