{"sf1_id":930728,"sf2_id":"rm8gqMve","title":"University year (part 3)","author":"nitro_wolf","words":1123,"posted_at":"2015-11-05T20:31:00.000Z","tags":["Bird","Dog","Eagle","Fox","Sleep","Swan","Wolf","hook-up","slut"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/930728-university-year-part-3","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rm8gqMve","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/00/c6/00c6c154-414f-41ea-a2b1-9e27e9335c02","description":"","content":"I wake my boy friend and ask him if he is ready to go, we decide to stay for a few more minuets. Looks like your back for part three... now lets see, where was I?... Oh yes.\n\nAbout a week later mom called and said \"my mom called me back, She said \"Hi Alex\"\n\nI said \"hi mom\"\n\nShe asked \"So, you get yourself a girl friend yet?\"\n\nI said in an annoyed voice \"what did I tell you last time?\"\n\nShe giggled and said \"come on Alex, I just about died laughing last time... Don't make it happen this time\"\n\nI say \"God flicking damn it! mom!... Why don't you take it seriously?\"\n\nShe said \"Because its a joke!\"\n\nI ask \"alright, What will it take to convince you?\"\n\nShe says \"I don't know, by'... your Facebook says your still single\"\n\nI say \"I'm not even sure if Sam has a Facebook\"\n\nShe said \"OH! SAM IS A GIRL'S NAME!\"\n\nI said \"it is a guys name too... bye\" and hung-up\n\nSo I go out to Sam and ask if he has a Facebook and to help me find it so I could friend him, I also said \"The first thing I'm going to do is set it so it says that we are in a relationship\" Sam nodded and I set it to be so.\n\nWhen I went back into my room I sent a message to mom and asked \"Better?\" she was not online at the time so I had no response.\n\nMe and Sam went to the park later that day, he asked \"what was with the Facebook thing?\"\n\nI said \"I was talking with mom again, her only reason for not believing me is that my Facebook still said I was single... and I found it quite odd that we have not added each-other on Face book until now\"\n\nSam said \"your mom is so... weird. And I too think it is odd that we did not friend each-other until now because back when I was home, within a few days of meeting someone we would be friends on Facebook\" I nod and we take our seat on our bench and feed the ducks.\n\nWhen we run out of food a swan walks up to me and rests its head on my knee I say \"we are out of food, sorry\" It looks up at me almost looking confused and waddles off into the pond. I say to Sam \"damn, swans are so big!\"\n\nHe said \"nine foot wingspan\" I give him a surprised look and he says \"thats the biggest kind of swan... this one is probably around seven and a half feet\" I nod. Sam stands up and says \"I'm going to jog up to that bathroom up there, so I'll be back soon!\" and he jogs off.\n\nNot long after Sam left I herd a swoop and a large bird landed next to me, it was that bald eagle I saw on the first day of University, his name is Hank. Hank said \"hey Alex!\"\n\nI said \"hey Hank! whats up?\"\n\nhe said \"I was... How are you?\"\n\nI said \"I'm good, what brings you here?\"\n\nHe responded \"I'm getting straight to the point... I could do you much better than Sam there could, in other words I want you to date me\"\n\nI sighed and said \"no, I could do you better, I know there is nothing you could physically do thats better\"\n\nHe said \"oh god, you know.\"\n\nI say \"yes I know that... Even if I did not know how birds worked, even if you did have it, I would not date you\"\n\nHe spreads his wings and says \"I should go!\" and he takes-off and says \"I starting to get desperate here!\"\n\nI shout \"AN EAGLE DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS!\" and I think 'silly Hank, I am too smart for his trickery... that was funny, best not tell Sam about that... Birds mate weird, about 25% of bird species have penises, ducks, geese and swans included'\n\nThan that fox named Bertha from the first day came to me and said \"some sad seeing a cute guy sitting alone in a park\"\n\nI say \"your alone\"\n\nShe sits next to me and said \"we don't have to be alone\" and she kissed my cheek.\n\nI start laughing and she grabs my crotch, she said \"I bet your knot could hold us together for a real long time\"\n\nI push her hand off and say \"I have a boy friend\"\n\nShe got up and said \"Why are the cute guys gay or in wars?... well if you want me call this number\" and she hands me a small laminated paper and walked off.\u0026nbsp;\n\nI look at the trail to see is Sam is almost here, but I see Eric the husky (I know him from the first day) he walked up to me and asked \"did a young, slutty fox just walk by here?\"\n\nI say \"Bertha?... yeah, she tried to hook-up with me\"\n\nHe said \"yeah thats her, know where she went?\"\n\nI said \"Sounds like you got a crush... she went that way\" I pointed and said \"If you cant find her here is her number\" and handed her number to Eric.\n\nHe said \"thanks man!\" and ran off. I got up and walked up the trail to look for Sam. He was just outside of the bathroom, Hank was flirting with Sam.\n\nSo I walked up to Sam, put an arm around him and said \"I was going to call you a dick head... turns out you cant even have a dick where it should be!\"\n\nMe and Sam start shouting and cheering while Hank flies off, we get in the car and Sam asks \"whats that about?\"\n\nI responded \"your not the only one he tried to hook-up with, he wanted me too... about the dick thing, most birds don't have a penis\"\n\nSam asked \"than how the heck does it work?\" as he pulled out of the parking lot.\n\nI said \"I'm not the best person to respond to that... but I can tell you that both male and female birds have only one hole. One hole for all the pee and poop and the screwing... you best just google it\" I think I scared him... for life.\n\nAnother week passes and my mom finally accepts who I am and the horny furs layed-off us. We must have been so tired that night for some reason, as we fell asleep without me getting a blowjob. Me and Sam have been getting very close and I think I found the one!\n\nThanks for reading, next-up... part 4!\n\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/929895-university-year-part-2.json"}