{"sf1_id":946723,"sf2_id":"bebJQJOe","title":"Uncle Bob","author":"Hestral","words":94,"posted_at":"2015-12-21T00:06:00.000Z","tags":["Clean","funny"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/946723-uncle-bob","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/bebJQJOe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/78/1a/781a1271-ae61-4bc1-8ac0-7f0a5186d3d3","description":"The joy of having a smart ass uncle. XD","content":"So I came home from school one day having to deal with a bully all day. I told my Uncle all about it. Only to have him reply with.\n\nBREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up \u0026 Move On, then crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get The Hell Over It. If you have any complaints about how we operate then please\u0026nbsp;call 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Uncle Bob Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin.\n\nThanks for the comforting words Uncle. -\\_-\n\n  \n  \n\n"}