{"sf1_id":998604,"sf2_id":"P1EDJozn","title":"Luck of the draw CH 1","author":"London79","words":283,"posted_at":"2016-05-13T00:11:00.000Z","tags":["Dads","Reindeer","Violence","cursing"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/998604-luck-of-the-draw-ch-1","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/P1EDJozn","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=998604\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"I know but I got board so here you go.","content":"Thursday May 12\n\nThe sun\u0026nbsp;bleeds through the window on this a lovely morning.\n\nI awake from my slumber and walk out of our bedroom\n\nand wade across the living room floor to where one of my wonderful 9 dads' is cooking\u0026nbsp;\n\nbreakfast yup, you'd think It'd be hard living with Santa's reindeer\n\nBut you'd be wrong. \"Hey, bud sleep well?\"\n\none of \u0026nbsp;my dads Commet asks.\"Just fine sir\" I reply.\n\n\"That's good\" he remarks. at just 47 years of age Commet \u0026nbsp;to\u0026nbsp;smart for his good.\n\nJust then, Dasher trotts in as the oldest he keeps his lovers in line,\n\n\"Riley\" \"sir\" I retort \"good morning\" he says before patting my head,\n\nthen the other 7 follow his lead, once the is\u0026nbsp;ready\n\nWe all sit around the room to enjoy our separate meals.\n\n\"So, \" I break the silence \"I was thinking about getting a boy friend or girlfriend,\"\n\nThey all stop eating in unison at stare at me.\n\nBiltsen is the first to speak up \" that's a pretty big responsibility\"\n\nhe says.\"i think I can handle it\". I say. \"you sure\" Donner\n\nadds. \"Positive\" I smrik\n\n\"Alright then,\" vixen chimes in.\n\nafter, breakfast I to corner of the main room\n\nWhere Xbox one is turn in on and insert GTA 5\u0026nbsp;\n\nafter a couple\u0026nbsp;rounds online I throw the controller down in anguish.\n\n\"Damn it!,\" I bark \"your language\" Dasher shouts.\n\n\"Go f-yourself,\" I theaten \"boy, I may be 62 but I can still tan your hide\"\n\nDasher hollars, \"yes sir,\" I mumble.Rudolph\n\nadds \"your respect your elders\".\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\*\\*hours later\\*\\*\u0026nbsp;\n\nI come back the stable-house in tears\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Oh, my god,\" they crowd around me\n\nwho did this?,\"\n\n* * *\n\n* * *\n\n  \n  \n\n"}