{"sf1_id":null,"sf2_id":"n92xNd91","title":"Flurb Testing","author":"Itsajackal","words":695,"posted_at":"2026-04-21T07:59:44.000Z","tags":["Coverup","Distopia","Fiction","Sci-Fi","Short"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/n92xNd91-flurb-testing","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/n92xNd91","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"A regular occurrence in the corporate world (This is just meant as a writing exercise and to open the door into the Corporate World.","content":"Today I am starting the tests of the newly discovered Flurbs, these tests will be biological and chemical makeup tests.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nResults:\n\nBiologically similar to the previous studied Arbuls, yet smaller and seem to be aquatic in nature, if one counts the mercury seas of INTERO Base 739598 to be an aquatic environment.\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSimilar to the Arbuls, they have a pelt or fur type of skin, resistant to all class 1 and 2 acids. They require mercury to \"breath\" using a gill-like intake.. gill..... and what appears to be dorsal fins, rounded like a lump bald, tests conclude they use it to somehow move about in the mercury. Further tests required.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShearing of the fur similar to the Arbuls, thus minimalist profit incentives second source of INTERO: BedWare, note Flurbs have duller colors, thus could be option for expanding color line up if desired. Similar results for clothing, unsuitable for laundry in smaller than bedsheets sizes.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nFor next testing phase results please consult Upper-Management of INTERO Moon Base Mission Seven.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003cLast EDIT 336/1/12 by EmployeeM# 172591\\\u003e\n\nToday, I am overseeing the Mobility ans Intelligence tests of the Flurbs at INTERO Moon Mission 7\n\nHere are the results:\n\nTerrible at Mobility, the suspected dorsal fins do almost practically nothing in currents, and appears to be, uh....their mating organs. They do seem to use it for uhh...minute movements when \"doing it.\" Due to this discovery the Mobility tests were updated into the Reproduction Tests, and equipment and environment modifications made.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nHere are the results:\n\n\\\u003cClassified material\\\u003e\n\n[Please reference INTERO Patent: \"Flurb Mating Process\": patent number: 7851937561-1-7 : for further information if available]\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nFlurb intelligence similar to that of INTERO LEVEL 1: no sentience, basic emotions and/or none\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nFlubs will now be sent to their last Bastec testing phase consumption, for those results contact Upper-Management of INTERO Moon Base Mission Seven PR Division: Foodstuffs and Responses.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003cLast EDIT made 1/1/0 by INTERO PATENT OFFICE: AUTOMA-TEC PROGRAM\\\u003e\n\nToday I am supervising the Witness Team according to all INTERO Witness and Personal Accountability Documents.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThe Flurb is eatable.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nMost Witnesses claim the Flurb tastes like \"pure unrefined sugar\" no matter how a flurb is eaten, due to the biological nature of the Flurb, it was not taken into consideration for the raw consumption of the Flurb, as Mercury extraction would be costly for profitable stances, and while viable during testing, not taken to Pro-Profit consideration following consumption levels of mercury. Also worth nothing eaten raw Witnesses claim to have just tasted a metallic unrefined sugar.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nFollowing Witness Documents their claim of \"pure unrefined sugar\" was followed by consumption of pure refined sugar, results show the Witnesses believe they taste even sweeter.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nProfit incentives: sugar substitute or as modified dessert product.\n\nReminder that INTERO: M00N-SUGar banned in 27 Almen space ports for cancer related issues, profit analysis might want to see profitability of Flurb sugar substitute.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nThis is the end of BasTec testing, as such will be the end of tests, until Flurbs are passed into Product Testing Rounds.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003cLast EDIT made 1/1/0 by EmployeeM# 172591\\\u003e\n\nToday is the start for the tests.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nGod-fordbid it actually works, what are they thinking, using Flurbs for cereal...... especially after they just updated their INTEROlligence to Level 2 Special activity\n\nTests begin at UST 11:40\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nRemember to upload tests results here when done...... and report for supervision.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003cLast EDIT made 28/1/1 by EmployeeM# 172591\\\u003e\n\nReports by Qwestr Editor Tier Subscribers bring forth testimonials that INTERO Moon Mission 7 exploded today, on UST 28 at UST 11:40 it is believed by QWEST to be biased unaccounted accusations towards INTERO, as INTERO PR Division: Foodstuffs and Responses have told QWESTr Reporters that \"no such event has taken place, and nobody could have been hurt by any such explosion, given that no such explosions have ever occured while any products were being tested. Any false accusations made on QWESTr by Consumers teir or lower subscribers will be taken out of subscription. As INTERO has been reported by QWEST: Qualified to be an outstanding 11/10 truth provider.","series":{"name":"The Corporate World","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/nd446VVn-chapter-2-of-the-great-consumer-wars.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1YA2RBO1-a-torn-page-from-a-space-chronicles-the-intero-approved-edition.json"}}