MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
this the furry version of my husband 's proposal to me.
Thursday April 15,2002
Fifteen minutes after a World Wrestling Federation house show goes through
its final match
music starts playing over the PA system in the arena
and who comes down the. ramp but my husband Jack who at 6'2 climbs
through the ropes with ease.
He grabs a WWF microphone and speaks nervously "I just want to say that I can
defeat anyone in that damn locker room,"
I'm thinking No, what the hell are you doing get back in you damn seat!
Jack holds the microphone back up his muzzle "with that being said Chris Jericho get
your ass the fucking out here,"
a few moments later here comes Chris Jericho with the WWF title as well the WCW title
"you can defeat anyone on this damn roster huh?,"
"I sure as hell can," Jack retorts
"fine,you and me WWF WCW titles right here right now!!!,"' Jericho says
I can't believe what I'm hearing!
so, the bell rings my husband in full ring gear I might add, grapples
with Jericho and Suplexs him, and drops an elbow on him and goes for the cover (1...2...)
Jericho kicks out Jack runs at ropes and hits Jericho with a DDT goes for the cover (1...2...)
Jericho Irish whips Jack but jack reverses it sending Jericho into the ropes Jericho bounces
back at Jack who spears Jericho, before making his way. toward the turnbuckles and climbing
to the top rope jumping off preforming a diving head butt on Jericho before going for the pin
the referees paw pounds the canvas (1...2...)
Jerhico kicks out Jack slides out of the ring and grabs a steel folding slides back in and SLAMS!
Jericho with it making him bleed then hits Jericho with a... (bear with me...) "Reverse time-turner" and pins Jericho's
ass.
the crowd boos, Jack takes to the mic again "thanks, to the WWF ,special thanks to Chris Jericho...
there's a special someone I'd to aknowledge, Brad, for. the past fourteen years we've laughed
we've played... but I want to take our relationship to the next level....," Jack gets down one knee
"will you marry me?,"
Jericho helps me over the barrier and into the ring Jack holds the microphone to my muzzle
"I do,I mean yeah,I mean yes," I say
Jack responds by picking me up and spining me around
putting me down Jericho and I raise Jack 's arms in victory.
Jack and I head backstage. to meet that nights WWF roster especially Triple H.
So, it turned out the belts F.Y.I (not trying to be rude) were the real WWF and WCW titles
that the WWF let us keep them as wedding gifts as long as we don't disrespect or tell anyone about them.
And they sit upon our mantle in our living room in a glass box one behind the other (WWF championship in front).