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Rocky,a plump striped hyena,sulked through the tall grass of a Savannah plain. With his nose to the ground,he tried to pick up any sort of a scent to follow. He was taking a risk hunting the pridelands,but it was either that or eat Atlas. Following close behind was his companion,Atlas,a fennec fox,who if he could see over the tall grass,would've turned back by now. But all he could see was the jiggling cheeks of the Hyena. "I'm sure we can finds some mice in outlands" The Fox said. "Alot less us being beaten up by lions that way" SLAM! Those chubby cheeks came down on the fox like a pair of brown furred meteors. Atlas could feel Rocky's tailhole pulsing against his face. He squirmed vigorously,trying to atleast get his nose away from his hole. "Shhh! Something's nearby!" Rocky said in a whispery voice. He had picked up the strong scent of putrid zebra. There had to be a carcass somewhere. Atlas's leg stuck out from under him and it twitched a bit in response. The Hyena poked his head over the brush they were in and looked around,sniffing the air. His eyes grew wide when he saw,mere feet before him,a big plump Zebra. The lone animal edared back at him,perplexed,as he slowly lowered his head back into the bushes. "There's an actual zebra!" The Hyena said to a fox that probably couldn't hear him. "What do we do!? I didn't think we'd make it thi-"

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A ten second long fart escaped a nervous Rocky's ass. Altas squirmed and writhed under him as his nose was assaulted. His small lungs felt like they were going to explode with the shere amount of gas forced in his nose. Rocky waved a paw infront of his nose,it smelled like a skunk crawled up his ass and died. "Let's hope he didn't notice that." Rocky snickered out. He stood up and lowered his body,ready to pounce. He could practically taste Zebra,though that might be the gross smell that the prey seemed to be radiating. As Rocky prepared to attack,Atlas gasped for fresh air and rolled out of the hyena cheek shapped indent,Rocky left in the grass. "Do you even know how to take on a animal that big?" The Fox wheezed out. "He'll probably die of a heart attack when he sees me." Rocky responded before leaping. SLAM! The hyena was stopped mid flight,by two black and white stripped orbs. His head went straight between them,his big black nose was practically inside the Zebra's doughnut of a tailhole. With claws stuck in his cheeks,the equine whinied and reared up. Atlas watched in awe as a tthousand pounds of prey came down on the hyena. The ground shook and Atlas fell backwards. When the dusk cleared,a few tufts of hair,ears,and two twitching forepaws were all that could be seen of Rocky. Adding insult to injury.

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A deafeningly loud fart erupted from the Zebra's rump. Atlas held his nose,it was on fire. He almost felt bad for Rocky,who was both flattened by the Zebra's weight and inflated with his putrid gas. Knowing he couldn't find his way back to the outlands without someone atleast two feet tall,Atlas scurried infront of the Zebra. "Hey! You! Get off my hyena!" He shouted up at him. "No can do." The Zebra chuckled in a deep voice. "I'm not going to pass up the opprotunity for a hyena furred cushion. I've been on my hoofs all day long." He pushes the fennc fox into the dirt with a forehoof. "I might be willing to get back on my hoofs,If they felt better." He rubbed his hoof down Atlas's back,coating him in dirt and grime. He stopped it infront of his face. The fox got the idea and slid his relatively miniscule tongue across the underside. He wanted to throw up,the Zebra's hoof tasted like its never touched water. The Zebra burst out in a laughter,that jiggled his cheeks on the poor hyena. His tailhole pulsed around Rocky's still burning nose. "I may have stepped in more than one pile of shit today,Fox." He said. "The things I do for love." Atlas said sarcastically. He held down his vomit and lapped at the Zebra's hoof. It took minutes for the fox to coat one hoof in enough saliva to look clean. The Zebra inspected his hoof,he could almost see his reflection in the fox's spit. He slammed it into the dirt infront of Atlas,causing him to jump. He then lifted it again before the fox,coated in even more dirt. Atlas sighed and licked it clean once again,this time he was left with not only a sense of disgust and humiliation,but also a belly full of rocks. "That took forever,would you like to trade places with your friend?" The Zebra said.

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Another a fart sent his tail hairs flying. Rocky was about to be smothered into unconsciousness,but the putrid air,forced down his smushed nose,gave him new life. His eyes got teary and his ears were ringing. Atlas shook his head and began licking vigorously at a hindhoof. Suddenly,the Zebra's eyes widened. He saw something in the distance. "Seems our time together has grown short." He said,standing up. "One last kiss for the road." The Zebra slammed a hoof down on Atlas dring him deep into the ground,before quickly galloping away. Leaving Rocky in a ass shaped crater and Atlas in a hoof print. A pair of lionesses came up and looked at them,then up at the running Zebra. "What's his problem?"