Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 8

Story by FoxSkunkDeer99 on SoFurry

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(Cut to Tranquility walking down the street with Serenity.)

Tranquility: So, what made you change your mind about the dance?

Serenity: Well, Kylo Ren came down from the planet Avatar and threatened to melt my brain by exposing me to his yellow pill-shaped minions. Oh, and some creatures called "emoji". He also said if I screwed up, he'd have his Starkiller Base operator, TheMysticalMrEntrance, destroy me with a bunch of "reason-your-stories-suck" speeches and journal entries trying to justify his behavior.

Tranquility: Well, let's just keep that to ourselves. There she is. (Cut to Fifi in McDonald's.) Just tell her you're her destiny.

Serenity: But what if everyone notices?

Tranquility: Nonsense, being lesbian/bisexual will be seen as either comedic or erotic by them.

(Cut to Serenity walking up to Fifi.)

Serenity: Fifi, you're my density!

(Cue laugh-track and face-palm from Tranquility.)

Serenity: I mean, your destiny!

Fifi: *Beat* I don't know how to feel right now.

Offscreen Voice: Hey Coyote!

(Cut to Montana and Elmyra by the entrance.)

Montana: I thought I told you never to come in here! Now I have to rehash a whole sce...! (Gets tripped by Tranquility.) See, there's that freak from yesterday! Might as well differentiate today, though...

Tranquility: Hey, Montana, what's that? (Punches Montana before running off.)

Montana: I didn't even turn around...

(Cut to Tranquility taking a skateboard from a little boy.)

LB: Hey! Get back here! Whoa, look at him go! Now I'm suddenly amazed!

(Cut to Tranquility riding the skateboard away from Montana and Elmyra, then grasping the back of a truck while doing so, then letting go to avoid various obstacle, then finding herself at the front of Montana's car, then running on top of it, before landing back on the skateboard at the end.)

Montana + Elmyra: KARMA!!!!! (Rams into a manure truck.)

(A whole crowd arrives at this scene, before Tranquility gives the skateboard back.)

Montana: Why'd I think getting a car with no roof would backfire?

(Cut to Tranquility and Lola preparing the Blockbuster cash register with a stack of papers.)

Lola: Well, Tranquility, I'll miss you. You've really made a difference in my life. You've shown me that I'll have a descendant who'll be widely recognized as the inventor of real-life time-travel, and continue my legacy of self-proclaimed "strong" female "Looney Tunes" characters...

(Cut to Tranquility, now in a white prom dress, with a look of ironic depression on her face.)

Tranquility: Lola, about the future...

Lola: Don't tell me. Seriously. Haven't you heard the basic rules of time-travel? Concerning the idea of telling past versions of others about the future? It could always be a risky action!

Tranquility: But your descendant...

Lola: I'll find out for myself in a few years!

(Cut to Tranquility inside *insert location here* writing a letter.)

Tranquility...s Inner-Monologue: "Dear Pesky Plumbers... I mean, Lola Bunny, On the night I traveled back to this time, your descendant Lexi Bunny was shot by pompous WB executives. Please take any precations necessary to prevent this from happening. Your Friend, Tranquility." (Stuffs the paper inside an envelope with the text: "Do Not Open Until 2005, Or Until Lexi Bunny Exists".)

To be continued...