Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 3
(Cut to Tranquility walking inside "Pizza Hut: 2010s Edition", up to the counter, where a TV screen with Justin Bieber's face pops up.)
JBTV: Welcome to Pizza Hut: 2010s Edition! How may I help you?
Tranquility: Just get me a large cheese pie, cheeseburger stuffed crust.
(Cut to a technological tube lowering from the ceiling, then coughing up a bunch of dough onto a conveyor belt headed for an oven, before filling the crust with miniature cheeseburgers, pouring a vat of tomato sauce onto the dough, and sprinkling some cheese onto it, just in time for it to enter the heated area.)
Offscreen Male Voice: Hey Coyote-La-Fume!
(Cut to a familiar male human with obviously-dyed-grey hair and poorly-applied makeup to look like wrinkles entering the restaurant.)
Montana: Yeah, you! You're Tranquility's daughter, aren't you?
Tranquility: Montana?
Montana: Yeah, Tranquility Jr. Must suck to be named after a narc, as well as not having a more original name period. The writers must be running out of synonyms for "peace".
Tranquility: What do you mean?
Montana: Anyone home?! Think Coyote-La-Fume, think! Your mom the broad? Tranquility: Broad?
Montana: Yeah, took her whole life and threw it away.
Tranquility: I.... She did?
(Cut to a brunette teenager, with one of those white cones you put on dogs, entering the restaurant.)
Texas: Hey Gramps! I asked for TWO coats of wax on the car!
Montana: I'll get to the second one in a minute.
Tranquility: Are you two related? And are parents now slaves to their own offspring in 2047?
Montana: Well, according to the script, yeah.
(Cut to a female creature identical in appearance to Tranquility, only with breasts the size of oranges, entering the area.)
FCIIATT: An Ultra-Cheeseburger-Stuffed-Crust Deluxe. Perfect.
Texas: Hey Coyote-La-Fume!
Tranquility Jr.: Texas!
Texas: Your non-existent shoe's untied.
T Jr.: Wha...? (Gets pushed by Texas' gang, yeah they exist now, who then laugh like stoned hyenas.)
Texas: So, whadda you say 'bout tonight? Are you in, or out?
T Jr.: I don't know. I gotta talk with mom. I promised I'd go with her tonight for bukakke Wednesday at Triple Z Studios. (Gets grabbed by the neck by Texas, then thrown behind the counter, where Tranquility... Sr. is hiding. Tranquility notices the preteens expanded breasts, before looking at her own significantly-smaller ones, then at a convenient nozzle emitting air, whilst a light bulb pops up above her head, then falls and breaks.)
Texas: Wrong answer!
(Cut to Tranquility "Jr." emerging from the counter, then approaching the teen, and pushing him.)
Texas: Now, are you in or out?
Tranquility: No.
Texas: What?
Tranquility: You deaf? I said "no"!
Texas: What's wrong Coyote-La-Fume? You a Bieber?
(Cut to Tranquility with a look of triggered anger.)
JBTV: Hey! I resent that!
Tranquility: What'd you call me, Texas?
Texas: Bieber! (Plays "Baby" on iPhone.)
Tranquility: Nobody... Calls me... (Notices the teen holding a baseball bat behind him.) ..... Bieber. (Ducks as Texas swings at her, then accidentally hits the JBTV. I'd do that too.)
(Cut to Tranquility racing outside, before approaching two girls, then lifting one of them off a hoverboard.)
Texas: Where's she?!
Texas Goon: There! (Points to a male human with glasses, and a red-and-striped sweater and hat.)
Texas: That's not her!
Texas Goon #2: She's up there! (Points to a castle in the sky, before approaching a cube with a question mark, then being stopped by Texas.)
Texas: We already did a "Hotel Mario" spoof, remember?
(Cut to Tranquility floating around on the hoverboard, dodging Texas and his goons on their own hoverboards.)
Montana: Something very familiar 'bout all this... (Is approached by a female coyote-skunk hybrid with equally-cheesy hair dye and old-age makeup.)
FCSHWECHDAOAM: You think?
Hey! You're not supposed to be here yet!
CSH: Sorry. (Leaves scene.)
(Cut to Tranquility grabbing the back of a truck, then ducking in time for Texas to swing his bat at her, then miss again, striking the headlight of the truck.)
Truck Driver: You're paying for that!
(Cut to Tranquility hovering over a pond for a while, before the hoverboard abruptly halts after getting wet.)
Texas Goon: Hey Trank bozo! Those boards don't work on water! Unless YOU! HAVE! THE POWER!!!! (Holds up sword in an epic... Ish way, before Texas turns to him, with a robotic sound effect in the background, for some reason.)
(Cut to Tranquility attempting to push the board across like a skateboard, and failing. Cut to Texas and his goons pulling a bunch of cases out of the trunk of their truck, approaching the pond, complete with a shot of their feet stepping, to emphasize their badassness, then opening the cases to reveal a significantly-lrger hoverboard. Cut to the goons connecting their own hoverboards to Texas', who then steps on, and raises his bat.)
Texas: INSERT BASEBALL-RELATED PUN HERE!
(The gang heads for Tranquility, who continues her attempts to move her board, before eventually jumping off, leaving Texas and his goons to not only miss her and toss the bat away, but also crash straight into the front window of "Acme Mall: For All Your Selfish Needs!")
Random Guy In A Suit (To a construction worker): I told you putting glass in the front was a bad idea.
(Cut to Tranquility emerging from the pond, then shaking herself off in a slow-motion fan-service style, before approaching the girl from earlier, offering her the hoverboard.)
Girl: Keep it. I've got a Pit-Bull now! It sure rules to steal without consequence in this world, huh?
JBTV (Distorted): You gonna eat your large cheese pie with cheeseburger-stuffed-crust?
To be continued...